Dentist

i'd rather be buried alive but sometimes they have candy or stickers

Expensive and often verbally abusive

addendum: they're like chiropractors to me. your dental and spinal health is important, but probably not solved by subjecting patients to medieval torture techniques lost to time for the cruelty of their punishment. the amount of pain undergone for mere aesthetics feels closer to plastic surgeons suggesting botox than a doctor diagnosing a tumor.

dentist

psicópatas.

Ouch!

yeouch owww

stabbin and stabbin on my gums! OW!!!!

they make me nervous but help me feel better usually

can't say i'm a fan. admitting to subpar dental hygiene is a free pass for the dentist to treat you as less than subhuman, and governmental oversight is nonexistent. one clinic can claim you've 27 cavities, and after seeking a second opinion, another will say you've none at all. hard to know who to trust when there is one who only speaks lies and one who only occasionally speaks truth. one star for clean teeth making you look and feel better, but any enjoyment has been stripped from me after years of dental treatments (only to end up with crooked teeth in the end regardless).

i went to the dentist yesterday and now my mouth hurts really bad

There have been periods of my life where I'd rather my teeth rot and fall out than have these guys lecture me on things I already know while poking and prodding my poor tender mouth with needles and implements. Some of them have been nice though, and ultimately yeah I guess I'd rather see them than have my teeth rot and fall out.