biddyblas

PEAK

Stole my pants once

Allergic

Good in theory, practitioners tend to stray from source material.

No one takes it seriously unless you’re a combat veteran

Most of the modern ones are sad and hideous.

Good fruit.

Used to have a self-proclaimed “cinephile” friend who made me watch these. We don’t talk anymore.

Imagine rolling with the default instead of using the character creator. Kinda lame if you ask me.

Not as cool as trains. Kind of a huge downgrade.

They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow, kinda nervous.

Got groomed by these fat chuds when I was a kid.

Did a line of this once

They should add more numbers. I think we can handle it.

Ruined by greed, like many good things.

I feel a strong connection to these, as if one killed me in a past life. I will not allow it to happen again.

Most variety of any critter. They got real creative when it came to these.

Awful noise

Preferred relationship structure of the unstable and the unwashed

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-.5 for not being real

Better than the game

There’s a star this way

Neat!

Very scary

Points docked for the polycule bullshit and ugly flag.

Bad things happened to me here.

Could be designed better

Very cool. I’d invite him to my house.

If you use this I assume you have a room temperature IQ

Dogshit slop for the lazy

Don’t think I love it but it’s fine

Good friends to have

Unwieldy but I still respect them

Six or seven beers please

Automobiles were a grave mistake

Hard to clean. Kinda gross.

Pleasant beasts

I fuck with it

DM won’t let me wildshape into this.

You wouldn’t download a gun

Some brands taste ok. Others like cardboard. I think dogs on average deserve better.

Usually uninspired

More sauce than the rest of the mane six.

Sad there’s a deer prion disease.

Very rectangular

I like picking these

I really wish Protestants believed in art

I don’t trust the intangible.

Responsible for some of the best art to exist. Not very fun to experience.

Very soft. Good friends. Warm pelts. Edible meat. Probably one of the better mammals

Gotten me banned a few times

Can’t wait for this

Overhyped rat

Easily offended

Gotta get me one of these

Looks soft. Too scared to pet.

Lovely and round

Love a good bush

Awful selfish and cruel species with much wasted potential

Used to get Anne Frank and Hellen Keller confused when I was a kid. I’m sorry.

I only like the good stuff

Much to think about

Bring it back

Don’t get the hype

Poorly written

Keep getting banned on chess dot com for my hateful language

Grifters

If I could delete anything it’d be this bullshit

Sucks.

Needs a remaster

Big fan of my t480

I’d buy him a beer

Some people don’t deserve anything

Had a roommate obsessed with this fluid. He left 15 gallons of piss in the room when he moved out. I blame the milk.

Could be bigger

I liked him in metal gear

Awful fruit. Texturally like foam.

Mid fruit. Tastes okay.

Easy to use and clean. Can’t really complain.

Miku is my friend

Conceptually great. Individuals often whiny and cringe

Much like myself- great when medicated.

If no one got me I know the humble churro got me

Makes me work for it. I like that.

Snout bug

Big fan of Stuart

My only friend

My girlfriend hates these

Creepy

My mom should be in one of these

I liked my professors

Helpful and affordable

Too expensive but gets the job done

When the bread slices have things between it

Unfortunate side effects but has otherwise been good to me

Expensive and often verbally abusive

Mmmmmfgh soft…

Not a fan of mine

Charges too much and pays drivers none of it

Ugly and a bad person. Pick a struggle.

Medication took this from me

Ruined my life

Red flag

Quite slimy

Quite fond of these

I like the unicorn ones

If I had a nickel for every time a Facebook sexual abuser has run off to become a vtuber, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s scary it happened twice.

Prettiest wood

It’s fine

Pleasant shape. Wish the one on my property would SHUT UP

Unnatural

Should be real

Swagless hack

Too much infighting

Exploitive and unnecessary

Wasteful contraption

Delightful

Needs more sauce

I donate

Cooler and more humble than the butterfly

Mine’s cool.

I like when Rem

Most uninspired character design in modern gaming

Sensory nightmare

Half baked

They let me have one

Big fan of the “xweetok”

Docked a star because mine shit on my roommate’s bed yesterday

Take me back

Met the spider at the end of time

When I saw the Berlin Specimen in person I wept in reverent awe

They shot that bitch down and stole their intel core processors

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

Overrated

World changing tech

Scrib doon

Wet

Loud.

Too expensive to have

Get a grip

Stole $200

Fandom should be avoided

Crashed one in ‘06

Mine spent my college fund on a pyramid scheme, have heard success stories though

Got beat up here

Needs some work

Burrito