Hat

it’s like a label for your head

love these! wish i looked more like a hat person though… out of these i would probably choose the wellington!

Someone wearing a new hat can often be a sign of personal crisis. There are some hats, like a trilby or a porkpie fedora, that are worn by unsavory criminal types. On average, hats prevent your ability to get away or be discreet. Ex. “There he is — the guy with the big hat!” People can often hide things under their hats, like a mouse or an affliction of bald.

become too aware when i'm wearing on even though i like wearing one. can't be red. it goes on da head. hat good, wear on head.

i don't look good in these. cassie candles has an album called hat. i like it a lot

my wife hates these but i like them. if theyre too small i get a headache though