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Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise

pretty good on its own, really shines as a base for other sauces

11/4/2026
Bluesky
Bluesky

overhated, decent twitter alternative

11/4/2026
Joe Bastianich
Joe Bastianich

finally i have a place i can complain about this guy. its just so immediately obvious on masterchef that this guy knows so much less than the other judges on the fuckin show man. its insane. hes so clueless. i despise him

11/4/2026
Christopher Columbus
Christopher Columbus

pretty horrible guy, even worse than the other explorers and conquistadors and stuff

11/4/2026
Beer
Beer

theyre not all winners but overall this is one of the greatest drinks thats ever been made

11/4/2026
Blanket
Blanket

experiencing this right now and lemme tell you. its a five star experience pretty easily

11/4/2026
Cherry
Cherry

really tasty. on rare occasions too sour, but mostly excellent

11/4/2026
Spamming
Spamming

at a certain point its like alright alright enough already

11/4/2026
Jesus
Jesus

overall he mostly had good ideas i think. but maybe not all of them. and plus how many natures did he have??? confusing

11/4/2026
Rage comic
Rage comic

some of these were funny but mostly bad

11/4/2026
Autumn
Autumn

the colours make this an absolute winner. too much rain though

11/4/2026
Homestuck
Homestuck

of course i was a nerdy loser teenager in the early 2010s so i have read this. its still one of my absolute favourites even if maybe some parts closer to the end kind of drag a bit

11/4/2026
Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!
Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!

ive actually been here!!! it was alright

11/4/2026
2025 World Series
2025 World Series

so obviously this was like one of the most exciting world series ever for a neutral observer. but my blue jays lost in heartbreaking fashion so i have to cut a half star

11/4/2026
Stone skipping
Stone skipping

could never get this shit to work and im still steamed about it

11/4/2026
Fandom
Fandom

being a fan of stuff? awesome. being in a "fandom"? just completely awful

11/4/2026
Angry Video Game Nerd
Angry Video Game Nerd

the most quotable web series of all time. his influence echoes far further than many understand

11/4/2026
Scorpio (weapon)
Scorpio (weapon)

for as awesome as these appear to be they hardly ever come up when youre learning about roman history so i feel like they might not have been that useful

11/4/2026
Aramark
Aramark

did the food in the cafeteria when i was in university. my friend got terrible food poisoning there and my wife tweeted about it. they then sent a goon literally like a big hired goon to find her and intimidate her into the deleting the tweet. so yeah i gotta give them only half a star

11/4/2026
Chicago rat hole
Chicago rat hole

got old so insanely quickly. ive bought raspberries that lasted longer than this thing was funny

11/4/2026
Timothée Chalamet
Timothée Chalamet

this guy was so awesome in dune and also some other movies

11/4/2026
Defenestration
Defenestration

awesome as like a movie stunt, probably horrible to experience in real life. first you go through a window which sucks. then you fall down to the ground and die which is even worse! but again, great stunt

11/4/2026
Pizza
Pizza

still tha GOAT...

11/4/2026
Boggle
Boggle

my wife loves this game but i think it kind of sucks and also im bad at it

11/4/2026
Minecraft
Minecraft

cant really justify giving this any less than 5 stars because i have played it for 10 quadrillion hours

11/4/2026
Rubik's Cube
Rubik's Cube

i could never solve this thing so ive decided it sucks

11/4/2026
Felix the Cat
Felix the Cat

his show used to come on on boomerang just before the real ghost busters so i watched him a lot. then i got older and started going to this pizza spot where one of the servers had a tattoo of him. and anyway thats my story about felix the cat

11/4/2026
Unrequited love
Unrequited love

obviously this shit sucks to experience, but as a subject of literature and art its basically awesome so i cant give it any lower than 1.5 stars

11/4/2026
Online shopping
Online shopping

obviously very convenient but some stupid shit always seems to go wrong

11/4/2026
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson

basically the best character ever devised for television

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Christmas
Christmas

lots of fun but as a kid i didnt like the stress it created between my divorced parents. but as a grown up its been fun

11/4/2026
Q*bert
Q*bert

hes a freak! i despise him!

11/4/2026
Late Bronze Age collapse
Late Bronze Age collapse

everything fell to fucking pieces man. but i cant give it the absolute lowest score because maybe some good came of it, hard to say because it was so long ago

11/4/2026
Bagel
Bagel

so awesome. montreal style especially, although new york style is also great

11/4/2026
Boston
Boston

one of the best cities ive ever been to. i would love to go back some day

11/4/2026
All-you-can-eat restaurant
All-you-can-eat restaurant

basically never worth it, but always enticing

11/4/2026
Medicine Hat Tigers
Medicine Hat Tigers

i knew an american once who didnt know anything about canadian town names and thus thought this was a team from a town called Medicine and the team was called the Hat Tigers

11/4/2026
Cowboy
Cowboy

in 2017 i declared it "the year of the cowboy". i was ahead of my time, recently cowboy crap has been really popular. but now its gone too far and its actually pretty annoying. damn!

11/4/2026
Garden hermit
Garden hermit

people were kind of enamoured with this very odd 18th century practice for a bit online. it still kind of captures the imagination

11/4/2026
Porcelain
Porcelain

looks pretty but too delicate

11/4/2026
Green
Green

my wifes fav colour i gotta give it a solid rating

11/4/2026
Geophysical definition of planet
Geophysical definition of planet

keep your circle small...

11/4/2026
Dragonfly
Dragonfly

they look beautiful and they eat mosquitoes. plus they look like theyre wearing little goggles. whats not to love?

11/4/2026
Great Depression
Great Depression

everyone was so fucking broke it was crazy. no good!

11/4/2026
Vercingetorix
Vercingetorix

he did his best but it wasnt enough. sorry mate! that julius caesar is one smart cookie!

11/4/2026
Randomness
Randomness

gives life spice but get annoying

11/4/2026
Historiography
Historiography

hell... history is pretty good, but this shit is even better!!

11/4/2026
My Weekend as a 28-Year-Old in Chicago
My Weekend as a 28-Year-Old in Chicago

it really is the pinacle of the medium of the short form video

11/4/2026
Louse
Louse

yucky!!!!!!!

11/4/2026
Genoa salami
Genoa salami

guest review from my wife: soooo tasty but it does give you colon cancer so i took off a star

11/4/2026
Neopets
Neopets

nostalgic fun. but i hate dailies

11/4/2026
Battle of Cannae
Battle of Cannae

one of the greatest battles of all time. dawg the romans got fucking bodied

11/4/2026
Jar Jar Binks
Jar Jar Binks

he is honestly very annoying in the movies, but for the time the special effects were very impressive

11/4/2026
Cedar waxwing
Cedar waxwing

loves to eat a berry... #RESPECT

11/4/2026
Halloween
Halloween

lots of fun, i always forget to make a proper costume though

11/4/2026
Joke
Joke

one of the things that make life worth living, but i have to take a half star off because if done poorly these actually can kill those around you

11/4/2026
2016
2016

it really was a terrible year!

11/4/2026
Escapism
Escapism

overrated, real life better

11/4/2026
Goofing off
Goofing off

genuinely addicting

11/4/2026
Toronto
Toronto

excellent city, definitely one of the best food cities ever

11/4/2026
Kitten
Kitten

still tha GOAT

11/4/2026
Death
Death

it freaking sucks i dont wanna do it

11/4/2026
Bumper sticker
Bumper sticker

one can be funny, beyond that its tacky

11/4/2026
Tumblr
Tumblr

pretty bad website filled with unfunny people. but i will still keep using it for some reason

11/3/2026
Hip-hop
Hip-hop

MIKE called it "the worlds longest conversation". nuff said!!!

11/3/2026
Platypus
Platypus

cute, and has many unique characteristics

11/3/2026
Temperature
Temperature

sometimes good, sometimes bad

11/3/2026
Honda Fit
Honda Fit

the best car in the world. i own one. half star off because it breaks sometimes

11/3/2026
Lint (material)
Lint (material)

useless material, at least its soft

11/3/2026
Hatsune Miku
Hatsune Miku

insanely overrated. "oh yeah my favourite musical artist is a mascot for a software company." gimme a break

11/3/2026
Drake–Kendrick Lamar feud
Drake–Kendrick Lamar feud

i normally find rap beef very uninteresting but this one was good. kendrick did several very good songs as part of this

11/3/2026
Chess
Chess

too difficult for me but i gotta respect it

11/3/2026
Mexican cuisine
Mexican cuisine

pretty easily top 5 cuisine

11/3/2026
Ghostface Killah
Ghostface Killah

really awesome rapper

11/3/2026
Bánh mì
Bánh mì

used to work at a place that did these, pretty good

11/3/2026
Elon Musk
Elon Musk

the common enemy of all humankind

11/3/2026
Dril
Dril

why is the picture of elon musk?? listen dril was the michael jordan of posting back in the day, he has so many all time classics i obviously have to give him 5 stars

11/3/2026
Elagabalus
Elagabalus

probably a fairly bad political leader but really underratedly interesting

11/3/2026
Astrology
Astrology

fascist

11/3/2026
Shoebill
Shoebill

i think this was kind of a "trendy animal" a while back, and honestly it is pretty cool so fair enough

11/3/2026
Daylight saving time
Daylight saving time

this shit gets on my nerves. plus once youve got it its hard to get rid of without causing problems

11/3/2026
Quebec French
Quebec French

the superior french

11/3/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog

some of these games are pretty good. i dont like the way he looks though. really ugly blue creature

11/3/2026
Eucalyptus
Eucalyptus

smells so good

11/3/2026
Hat
Hat

my wife hates these but i like them. if theyre too small i get a headache though

11/3/2026
Migraine
Migraine

no redeeming qualities, this shit SUCKS!!!

11/3/2026
Wendy's
Wendy's

the baconator is like the kind of burger a 12 year old would come up with, but its still really tasty. fries not that great tho

11/3/2026
Samba
Samba

another amazing musical genre. its so awesome. check it out if youve never tried it before

11/3/2026
Ötzi
Ötzi

hes given so much to modern research i have to give him a high rating even if he looks fucked up. but considering hes a few thousand years old maybe he actually looks pretty good?

11/3/2026
Tic-tac-toe
Tic-tac-toe

solved game

11/3/2026
Normcore
Normcore

i actually invented this, but ive never gotten the proper credit. used to be cool, still looks alright, but generally people took it too far and corrupted my original vision. too bad!

11/3/2026
Rai stones
Rai stones

based on my reading the idea that these were used as money is kind of an over simplification. but the concept "giant round stone coin" is such a winner that i really like it anyway

11/3/2026
Love
Love

yeah!!!!!!

11/3/2026
Reality television
Reality television

pretty popular these days but its still mostly pretty bad. every piece of information is always repeated like 4 times, very annoying

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Emu War
Emu War

stupid reddit crap

11/3/2026
Strawberry
Strawberry

one of the absolute best berrys

11/3/2026
Gratitude
Gratitude

feels so good to receive this

11/3/2026
Daydreaming
Daydreaming

really underrated, but be careful. theres a time and a place for this

11/3/2026
Fountain (Duchamp)
Fountain (Duchamp)

one of the old school examples of trolling, and its funny even to this day

11/3/2026
Isiah Kiner-Falefa
Isiah Kiner-Falefa

sorry IKF you kinda fucked up in the 2025 world series so you get 1 star

11/3/2026
Chartreuse (color)
Chartreuse (color)

its not a terrible colour but the name pisses me off. chartreuse really obviously sound like a shade of red! this really bugs me for some reason!

11/3/2026
Old School RuneScape
Old School RuneScape

been playing this a lot lately. its basically the best game thats ever been made

11/3/2026
Snob
Snob

can provide hours of malicious fun, just make sure you know where to draw the line

11/3/2026
Okonomiyaki
Okonomiyaki

had one of these at the train station in Hiroshima. incredible, definitely recommend it. with the sauce especially, so awesome

11/3/2026
Beauty
Beauty

obviously kind of difficult to define, but when you see it... WOW!!!

11/3/2026
Chris Rock–Will Smith slapping incident
Chris Rock–Will Smith slapping incident

i will admit i laughed my ass off when it happened but it got old quick

11/3/2026
Sneeze
Sneeze

feels so good... but at a certain point its like enough already

11/3/2026
Cigarette
Cigarette

everyone is insanely annoying about these nowadays. i understand when youre a teenager and you want to smoke to try to feel and look more serious but eventually you gotta grow up

11/3/2026
New York Yankees
New York Yankees

absolutely despicable and evil baseball organization. again, im letting my bias get in the way of what has objectively been the most successful baseball team of all time, but i dont care! fuck em!!!

11/3/2026
Coffee
Coffee

when its bad its so bad. but when its good nothing beats it. and it can be prepared in a number of interesting and delicious ways

11/3/2026
Vampire
Vampire

theres a lot of good stories about these guys but theyre kind of overplayed

11/3/2026
Garbage
Garbage

we make too much of this stuff but its hard to get rid of. its one of the things killing the planet so i have to give it the lowest possible score

11/3/2026
1980s nostalgia
1980s nostalgia

sick and tired of this, enough already

11/3/2026
Calendar
Calendar

these dont get a lot of attention nowadays but honestly its really fun to write stuff down in the little date boxes. i like looking at the pictures too

11/3/2026
Candle
Candle

i like the ones that smell nice, but really these are very outclassed by light bulbs. plus you can set your house on fire if youre not careful

11/3/2026
Apple butter
Apple butter

my wife mixes this with miso paste to make the best ham glaze of all time. but on its own its not that great so i cant give it more than 4 stars

11/3/2026
Rate Your Music
Rate Your Music

I find this website very useful but it always seems to be having technical issues which is annoying

11/3/2026
Katamari Damacy
Katamari Damacy

some of the reviews on this website sound like the item descriptions from this game

11/3/2026
Happiness
Happiness

in a lot of ways this is really what its all about

11/3/2026
Inca Kola
Inca Kola

met a guy kayaking once who was writing his PhD on this stuff, so i had to try it. WOW, what a drink. now i buy it all the time at my local latin grocery shop. they love it in peru and its easy to see why. i would recommend trying it if you get the chance

11/3/2026
Soap
Soap

we would be in big trouble without this stuff

11/3/2026
Movie theater
Movie theater

a great time but sometimes the other people there bug the shit out of me

11/3/2026
Conversation
Conversation

sparkling conversation is like the best thing in the world. but not all conversations are so good, so i cant give it five stars

11/3/2026
Milk
Milk

tough to beat a classic

11/3/2026
Jazz
Jazz

so awesome

11/3/2026
Toronto Blue Jays
Toronto Blue Jays

is it poor etiquette for me to just give my favourite spots teams 5 stars? i dont care. im biased what can i say.

11/3/2026
Sand
Sand

A lot of important uses but its fucking annoying sometimes

11/3/2026
Teapot Dome scandal
Teapot Dome scandal

obviously no good, but i bumped it up half a star for being my go to boring american historical event

11/3/2026
Elmvale
Elmvale

I grew up near here so I have some nostalgia bias, but the fall fair and maple syrup festival were everything to me back then. it was like i was at coney island! oh those carefree salad days of yore!

11/3/2026
Julius Caesar
Julius Caesar

amazing general and interesting guy, but what he did to the gauls was fucked up

11/3/2026
British cuisine
British cuisine

not the best, but not nearly as bad as people say. the british have a couple quality dishes

11/3/2026
Shopping cart
Shopping cart

the ikea ones where you can do a huge drift and a spin move are so awesome

11/3/2026
Air travel disruption after the 2010 Eyjafjallajökull eruption
Air travel disruption after the 2010 Eyjafjallajökull eruption

this really fucked up some travel plans i had at the time

11/3/2026
Baseball
Baseball

It really is the greatest game thats ever been played

11/3/2026