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this stuff is the best!

my knowledge is admittedly limited but so far so good!

yum! but only when i’m in the mood for it

sure! why not!

i love to review stuff! including movies

greedy company! but i’m glad i don’t have to buy tickets in person like in the stone age

i loveeeeeeeee this

overhyped in my opinion but not offensive

never been a fan of this stuff. i think it smells bad. but to each their own!

these make me LOL indeed

i do this every time i dance personally

this stuff is freaky

i don’t really give a crap

not really for me but i wish it was!

i wonder what that was

it doesn’t really affect me

it’s a nice place but the crime here is out of control

one of the best snacks out there and made of something so unexpected!

the government is committing genocide and i really hate that

silly and goofy but not much substance to it

we are all one

extremely beneficial as far as activities go

it’s very human to identify with this and i think thats neat

can be fun if you have kindness in your heart

has its uses but broadly misused

not really a fan of her books and she seems to be close-minded and hateful

really love this word

too cold

i think we should be doing other stuff

i wish i could eat one but they turn to mold in my hands

more misses than hits in my opinion

not a good guy but i find him interesting, like an animal in a zoo

i’m glad i have access to it. in fact, i’m going it right now!

yeah keep it coming, it never gets old

probably not any good information in here

been trying to work this one out. i’ve come up with a few ideas but im not ready to share yet.

unpleasant to look at and unkind to do

it makes me feel tired

me?!

not my favorite thing in the world i wish there were less of them

i don’t really have a choice in the matter

i had this once and it was super comfortable

yum! always a nice sweet treat

friendly guys i like looking at them

i’ve officially reviewed 500 concepts on compend.org. it feels pretty good to be here.

i was 9 years old

the perfect food when done right

doesn’t really feel hydrating but it’s a nice treat

gets me where i need to go sometimes. i wish there was more of it!

i have lots of weird ones often and that makes my mornings interesting!

i hope this doesn’t happen to me

it just doesn’t get better than this!

i used this to play among us during the pandemic and haven’t really thought about it since

this video makes me laugh

kind of unremarkable but that’s not a bad thing!

feels good!

so much fun!

i dont really understand how it works but i’m grateful for it

i like when they take the shape of other objects

i think we can do without them but i’m not mad they exist

these secretly scare me

it brings us together!

they frighten me but i enjoy them anyway!

i generally like when they’re around

i think all people have the capacity to be great

spooky! it makes me wonder why people left

these are some of the best red fruits out there

pretty cool in concept but would be quite scary if real

there’s some cool stuff here, it’s not nearly appreciated enough for what it offers

an outdated technology but i can appreciate it for what it was

it’s no mountain but

a beautiful color! thank you

this is something i can get behind

often goes under appreciated

quite majestic and alluring

depends on what they’re trying to influence

charmingly unique! nothing else like these guys

these can be nice when comfort is needed but not useful for much else

a sassy young woman

there should be more of these!

feels freudian

inspired a beautiful movie but if i had to choose i wish it didn’t happen

very useful but sometimes uncomfortable

nice little trinket that sounds good to my ears

good when they are nice, bad when they are mean!

i don’t know much about it but right now i’m against this

good in moderation but often can be limiting

we should instead all come together

nice to look at. i wish it was less wet.

unfortunately people do this

feels kind of euphoric after and prevents you from harm but generally feels unpleasant

the human body is incredible! knocked down a half star for the inciting incident

i make them and i put lots of stuff on them !

not so great to experience

super cool! i feel sorry they died

yum! a holiday treat!

wow! you can really make this your own

extremely helpful and underutilized

i enjoy it daily!

what the phonk?

much room for improvement

so useful to me right now

i wish there was more variety

one of the best remedies when you’re feeling ill

i take this for granted every day!

oh sweet!

can be fun to do but not so great when you’re the target

probably the worst kind of abuse

typically useful but sometimes uncomfortable

i wish it was less

extremely useful

useful institution but too expensive

pleasant, peaceful, and useful!

walking is slept on unfortunately

cook this with onion… thank me later

cook this with garlic… thank me later

people rely on it too often i think but really good when needed

so much fun! as long as it’s in the right hands

this is one of the best things you can do for your body and mind it’s remarkable

they are powerful and i respect them but preferably from a distance

they put kids on these sometimes. what the hell?

necessary but tends to be avoided

definitely not good but i liked when luigi had one

unfortunately true

i think dogs like this but i’ve never been too sure

can be fun if you don’t take it too seriously

it’s good that it’s an option but personally it’s not for me

one of the worst problems to have! luckily it’s curable sometimes

never got good at this but i can appreciate it as an art form

when you’re on top, baby that’s life!

not great but useful in emergency situations

everyone should have this!

beautiful and mysterious

can’t get better than this!

when i’m in here, i feel both invincible and vulnerable

good if you’re in the right mood for it. for me, the simpler the better.

high risk low reward situation

shh! this is where they play the movies!

love this stuff! especially the honey variety. but it’s easy to overdo it.

there’s room for improvement

sure! what the hell!

unmistakable for anything else

it’s good for you but i’m not in love with it

under appreciated and beautiful creatures

how many reviews i’ve left on this website! wow!

delicious fruit and the subject of a famous analogy. a winning combo!

sometimes necessary but very unfortunate to the recipient

fundamental to human society

it beats working!

nice in small doses but gets old quickly

unfortunately, i want

luckily ghosts at large are very friendly otherwise this would be a disaster!

i don’t really understand it but i’m glad other people have fun with it!

just like cats but smaller!

probably awful but that’s just speculation

when you find one on the ground… that’s amazing

i think it depends

i like that i have access to them but i dont like that i cant control them!

i think it shouldn’t exist but alas they do

fuckkkkkkk yessssss

the one that got away….

they have nice ideas but often act foolishly

when they look at me with those big eyes i feel a deep soul connection i only ever feel with cows

i’m lowkey addicted to those sexually charged fruit videos but i can acknowledge that’s a bad quality to have

they’re always in my rice jar. get out!!!

beautiful to look at but not very comfortable on my skin

often hurts!

necessary, but can be a bit much. good in moderation i’d say.

a delicious food that you can drink? say what!!

really good when done right otherwise it’s just downright annoying

i like all types of cats! including this one

helpful to me but i’m not sure what the broader implications are

helpful for getting around places and sitting

i like these because they’re fantastical and usually have a good moral

probably very bad but i can’t say since i wasn’t there

i didn’t really care much about these guys until recently. now i think they’re pretty neat!

nice confident young woman! i’m glad she exists

not much on its own but paired with others and this thing is pretty powerful

not for me but i enjoy observing guys with this vibe

love these critters! they come in all shapes and sizes

very enjoyable for the user and bystanders !

charming but mischievous young man

i find it to be unpleasant but luckily can be remedied by another person which is beautiful

you don’t really hear much about this fellas anymore

mixed bag but gave me masala chai and iphone

can’t be beat, no matter how hard they try

yeah, i think i’ll have another!

i have fun when i play these but not very often

i don’t really have strong opinions on piss or christ

they make me nervous but help me feel better usually

i do not support this

this feels like something that shouldn’t be real

ahhhhhhh yes

hate when this happens

didn’t know about this but now that i do i’m quite excited about it

would be nothing without flames

weird in theory but excellent in practice

i had this for a while but luckily i got over it

really good when they’re normal, especially good when they make you see stuff

has the potential to be incredibly controversial

it makes me itchy

it’s good, but it’s no June

he is a good friend but he is also a coward

the genre that created scooby doo

they are cute but i never think about them

kind of basic

ohhhh yeahhhhh fuck yeahhhhh

i like when my cat does it to my tummy because i’m his mommy :)

i like the idea but it’s just not manhattan baby

yeah that’s what i’m fucking talking about

horrible man but that video of him singing along to mariah carey lives rent free in my head

ruined 4/20 for everyone

it charge my phone

one of the best cooking devices only second to pot

the gift that keeps on giving

unfortunate when this happens on accident

true!

pretty dumb

noooo don’t do that

unfortunately iconic

generally pretty cool except when it kills you

kind of mid

i used to use it but now i use youtube music which is lame but whatever its music babey

i think it’s mean

it can be whatever you want

like humans but different

not my favorite but not the worst

stupid and bad for the world

i think all kinds are racism are bad including this one

they are good ones and bad ones but overall i’m happy they exist!

they’re a bit boorish but that’s okay

many such cases

yummy in my tummy!

i don’t care about this nearly as much as i probably should

i like these and i believe them

always interesting to say the least

a modern pleasure i try not to take for granted

unfortunately i have this

mixed bag

was confusing to me while learning. not really sure why it matters.

it’s always a new day!

i love experiencing this!

how old i am! how about that!

how many reviews i’ve left on this website! woohoo!

useful medical practice but painful!

my name!

my beautiful son’s name. i love you george.

not for me personally

was just thinking about this guy. happy i can support!

the best medicine!

i’m always bummed out by this

i have yet to prove this

the barking and jumping can be a lot sometimes but they’re super friendly guys

that’s gonna be a yes from me!

i had this for a long time and it was very annoying but you get used to it

useful tool! but no eraser…..

slaps hard

i know about this!

i get the idea but generally executed poorly

it’s awesome! can sometimes be inconvenient but worth it

i love when people have one!

pretty good as far as natural phenomena go

misguided

ohhhh brother

these are a bit frightening

not for me personally but i don’t really mind it

me!

sounds pretty good to me

i fuckin love this stuff

they broke the only rule

i don’t know that many but i’m open to the possibilities

can be delicious if prepared correctly

was once the goat and now it’s mid

seems unpleasant

i love playing this with my friends!

who is this fine young gentleman

lot of great stuff built with this and to top it all off it’s beautiful!

make up your damn mind!

grrrrrrrrr!!!!

i don’t like this

could go either way

wowza darling how do you do?

i have this

i don’t think i’ve ever had this but i’m interested

le olde meme

:(

been working on getting better at this recently

yum delicious delight

concrete jungle where dreams are made of!

wow how they do that

yippee!! i’m gonna be rich!

how about dis ability to leave a review

cumbersome but necessary in the event of an emergency

i like to log stuff if i was into running i’d probably use this

i use one everyday, maybe that’s too much

hilarity ensues

y chromosome slop

we live in one

whatever

good in so many different contexts

feeling this always brings me down

it depends

doesn’t feel good but it makes happiness all the worthwhile

thank you for all you’ve done to my respiratory infections

love whenever i see one! i consider our paths crossed a fortunate one

there is no apathy without devotion

i take this for granted everyday. i love my limbs.

these are adorable

my only experience with it has been sitting on bails and i have to say it’s not very comfortable

can be difficult but highly rewarding

many different kinds but all wonderful in their own way

this is where i live, and surely that’s all there is

one of the top 5 numbers easily

only been here once by accident

tempting but often unrewarding

not for me

untz untz untz untz

these can be hilarious

throwback! heyo!

feels so fuckin good man

oh yeah babyyyyy they make the fuckin movies here

don’t care for it

LOVE THESE!!!

not really something i run into too often

a nice color! at least i think so

you think it would go without saying but….

just can’t beat a creepy story! it gives me the heebie geebies

beautiful creation i wish i thought to appreciate it more often

i hate all kinds of bigotry, this being no exception

far out!

misguided

never liked this stuff. yuck!

best things cats do by far

i think the song is bad but i haven’t listened to it in a long time

bound to happen to everything eventually

a nice experience generally but there are better ones

a new spin on happiness! what will they come up with next!

woke people live here. i never think about it.

i don’t really watch tv but this hits

not for me

thank you ritalin muah <3

despite my best efforts this keeps happening

best type of halloween monster ever in my opinion

this is bad actually

how many reviews i’ve left on this website! yippee! quite the feat.

i live in LA but that’s my mayor!

most likely true

damn they invented a new kind of misogyny. you hate to see it.

this happened to me but luckily i recovered

take it or leave it

something i’ve been called from time to time and that’s fine with me

one time i went here and sign a parking garage that cost $80 to park there. what the hell!

can be fun but can also be dangerous if left in the wrong hands

i would be nothing without this

hopefully someone will do this to me one day!

awesome and friendly and nice. hard to not compare him to his fellow muppets but i’ll be respectful and exercise restraint.

my husband really likes this guy unfortunately

i respect them deeply, i strive for mutual admiration

rock that body! c’mon cmon rock that body!

pretty fly if you ask me

noooo! this sucks!

some of the best stuff you can do online

i wish it would stop! i wish i wish i wish!

i don’t care about this

pretty good in moderation but most people overdo it

worse than normal cruelty in my opinion

not for me… SIKE!

hot take super annoying

i never think about this until it’s right in front of me at which point i start bouncing off the walls in anticipation

would have never seen it coming but truly the best to ever do it!

when they hit they hit but when they miss they REALLY miss

like being gay but for losers

was good before they started making bigger cups. what now!?

sounds like my ex husband!

this + a little pastry = a beautiful morning

uhhh check please!

could do with less of it

i indulge often

could be better

the GOAT!!!

derivative

i’m bringing sexy back!

this rocks

many such cases

overrated but underutilized

probably not good for the psyche. i hope he’s having fun.

natural and beautiful but haunting

yeeeouucchhhh!

uhhh… i don’t think i’d want to visit

majestic beasts

can be good when necessary but still a major surgery! can be scary id imagine

don’t have an account so it doesn’t really affect me but it seems to be contentious to those more involved

there should be more of these

makes me believe in god!

don’t really care for it but it doesn’t offend me

love this! most of the time at least

best of both worlds

really good! thank you japan

more hits than misses for me personally

i don’t really have an opinion on this

good in moderation

yes please!

one of the only socially acceptable conspiracy theories

not a fan but who am i to judge

awesome but knocked down a star because it implies you’ve recently been injured

this rocks

not a good guy but i like the way he talks about musicals

probably the best thing ever, i’d imagine

can be unpleasant but it’s part of the miracle of life

very cool !

mmmm looks good

one of the worst afflictions ever!

can be great if done right

doesn’t get enough credit if you ask me

can be a vibe if done right

nice in theory but not so great in reality

i think it’s fine

my friends! they will never sting me

some of the best stuff out there

these cats are wild!

these happen to some people but not all of them, peculiar

could do without them

more people should do this

i don’t eat this, not a fan personally

the possibilities of what you can create with your mind are endless

wish they’d do more of these

one of those gross smells i’m kind of addicted to in a twisted way

love this stuff! it’s real!

evil sorcery

this guy had no sense of wonder in his heart

funny but serious

they’re doing this to me tomorrow

fucked up

essential

these usually make me laugh!

don’t really have this or know much about it

not good or useful

hit or miss

wish i didn’t have these

awesome

oh yeahhhhhh

how many reviews i’ve left on this website!

something inherently human about these

what are we doing to our beautiful ladies

not always fun but it’s necessary, and i mean that!

i will admit i don’t really use these but i should

overall bad but can be funny sometimes

not for me but i have a lot of respect for it

sure! what the hell!

BOO!

overwhelming but necessary

against it but it’s been around so long i can’t hate

a totally original kind of spice! not much like it out there and for that reason it will go overlooked.

really good for you but can also poison you!

oh yeah haha! woo!

often helpful and often overlooked

not a good time but glad i experienced it to confirm

probably one of the worst ways to go but can be an interesting story

nice every once in a while

it’s just okay from my experience

the boy version of the moon

feels soooo good but when you go without it for a little while it’s really uncomfortable

the girl version of the sun

logging this review on one right now!!

humanity’s greatest gift

kind of funny but really smug. always rubbed me the wrong way.

hey!

it’s awesome and comes in many different types

been trying to learn this recently and it’s so hard

can’t do much

not perfect but it’s the best for what we have

sooooo goooddddd

WOWWWWW!!!!!! :D

my problematic fave!

a ride that i never want to get off from!

good in concept, very often executed poorly

the best to ever do it

i’m against this!

4/5? more like 6/7

i never like feeling this way but sometimes it’s necessary

learned this the hard way

it’s kind of like being silly but a little different

feels good and bad at the same time

uhhh in english please….

yeah i’d say it’s pretty cool

i think i’ll keep mine

need these in low doses to function properly

cool but overhyped

we are!

definitely an evil company but quirked up and convenient

a testament to human ingenuity!

probably a bad guy but gets a half star for being gay

wow

the best shit ever

i like it but i don’t like that i like it.

i love them! unfortunately not a popular opinion

overhyped, but that’s not his fault

good for the world but not my thing personally

beautiful tortured soul

hit or miss

yippeeee!

it’s complicated

love this show! except for all the bad parts

most of them are very delicious

probably one of the worst things ever

i’m addicted to it!

awesome!

unfortunately it’s not enough but it’s pretty damn good!

nooooo :(

can’t get enough of this stuff!

bad guy!

most are good but never perfect

GOAT!

bad! i’m pretty sure

i used to like it when it was mid, now they make it really strong and its not as good

under appreciated

my dark and twisted desire

horrible!

YEAHHHH!

depends on the situation but more good than bad

cute but not treated right

yum

an unexpected twist on a classic!

i think it’s fine!

hella dope!

something you can do, go to, or have! nice variety

can be had doing lots of different stuff

often good!

it make me sad

VERY FUN!

fun! sometimes

dont care for it

pretty good. gets some people to stop crying on planes or car rides.

an emotion i feel from time to time!

lowkey the root of all evil but nice sometimes

hate this but gets a half star because sometimes men will carry things for me

i have the best one

solid original

not a fan

it’s a classic for a reason

best to ever do it

weird side effects but generally a nice idea

saw one of these in brazil two years ago they’re awesome

very uncomfortable