cathogen

if anyone says they relate to this you need to run away from them

indescribably good

nothing like a good stroll

this and ice cream

loud and awesome

we should all strive to be so adventurous

i just fuckin love reels...

my porcelain throne

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

makes for a few good stories. other than that pretty bad

stoppppp

if only he existed

im bad at it

not good to have or use, nice to look at i guess

really didnt like these and then one caprese salad changed it all

wish i was better at this

not wise at all i had them removed as soon as i could

i hate it when other people do this

love watching this and participating too

the best ideas come from doing this

tastes good but its inextricable from tumblr prose bastards

hurts but its usually for the better

chloroform + rag = elite ball knowledge

just dont get it on me

i feel you, sister

i hate how good this looks and how yucky it is in reality

gay people keep saying this to me

it cant be helped

shot one in my pajamas

squarest guy out there

weird, not for me, but people seem to have fun with this

worth looking into if you havent

would love to swing this at something

loud but some people know what theyre doing with this

satisfying but i cant deal with it at a point

nope sorry

i love scifi and hes john scifi

good stuff

drove mine to the levy and it was bone dry!

my mom makes these and i love my mom

california burritos? just fucking unbelievable

idk i was 1

epic if youre into burping

i liked when they wheeled him on to sing metal and cars at the NIN show

i dont wanna feel this ever

pressure makes diamonds

it's fine. no im just saying its fine. no, no im not even mad im just saying

never got one but i dont want to get one

san diegos evil crackhead cousin. they turn homeless people into waymos here. every time i have to drive through it im scared and want to go home. but they do have movies

seen her in concert and it was magical

wtf put it back

my friend in high school used to eat this for fun

really hit the ground running with her early stuff, i love her

cant go wrong with these, never mad when they show up

id be freaking people out sooo bad if i had this

essential for making a bell sound

sacred space

ambivalent

i wish we sent a chocolate cake on the golden record somehow

bro mature is just feed food and items

its okay

the spicy ones are good

WEST COAST REPRESENT

proud left hander

also not a good place to softlaunch your trent reznor impression

i like seeing these in public but i really really wanna see a rejection

very male of me to say but hes like top 3 for obvious reasons

probably isnt even that useful

i dont recommend softlaunching your trent reznor impression here

my most played concert venue

only good with ice cream sorry not sorry

elite hangout location

takes me where i wanna go

hey guys welcome back to compend where i rate something arbitrary 3.5 stars which means basically nothing

uuOOUOUhhhhh....AUAOUUUuuu

famously sly

my favorite fruit, i like to slice and eat them, and put them in my drinks

ice cream for cowards

only good if its frozen enough to scoop, otherwise not that enjoyable

optimal for comfort

trent reznor already has a page lol

not worth the whiplash and it reminds me of someone i hate

i dont get it

my dad is one and hes awesome

cant imagine living without them really

what the fuck give it back i need it

dont cross 'em

whee! hahaha wheeeee

the root of all evil

theres a lake named this i think

love to do it

so pretty and talented i love her

not fun, unless you are causing it to someone you dont like

love you guys

i hope this fat baby explodes on live tv

honorable

oh hell yeah

Next time you go to Japan, don't say Anime! Instead, say Ahnime. That's how they say it!

love glowing green items

be careful because you can feel really fat at a certain point

TOO SCARY

has been fun, except for the time this year where i used red bleach and it came off on my pillowcase for a month

god dammit yes

fuck i think i left mine on

useful in some situations, really bad in others

i'm afraid of them

would like to work for them one day

i lose respect for people who use this

you have to have it, if you dont, you need to pretend you have it

big slab of this with soy sauce ... yes please

good for when i am sick

next to the windows key and my keybind to crouch in deadlock so i keep tabbing out on accident and people get mad at me for it

fun to study

yes please!

wonderful in their own right

easy to make and addictive

men, take notes

stabbin and stabbin on my gums! OW!!!!

god money i'll do anything for you

durrrr deftones deftones durrrr

an oul

Theyre here

smells bad and everyone ive met says "it helps me focus" and then they stare at the ceiling for 2 hours drooling

tantalizing. i know i shouldnt do it but im so curious

bad for you, or so i hear

adorable but they never show interest in me at the zoo and it makes me sad

awww

"ONLY BORING PEOPLE GET BORED"

gotta know the origins of the slang you use, otherwise you look like an idiot. #educateyoself

why would this even happen

pop one of these open and enjoy

funny

allows for many things

NO!!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!! THIS DOESNT DESCRIBE ME AT ALL!!!!! IM GONNA HAVE A PANIC ATTACK!!!!!

i think i hauve covid,

i dont like knowing i have one but im glad im not a puddle of flesh

yes please

love to study them, would love to see one irl, would hate to have one affect me in any way shape or form

my birthday, 5 stars

when the mcdonalds meal includes an abstract block of plastic that fires projectiles

favorite drink in elementary school

AAHGHCHGHHH!!,, .,. Icant BREATHE!,,,!

even the bad ones are productive

yeah i like it

no notes

would like to go here one day

think about it

love to cut these and then argue with people when they notice

the evil that resides in these mountains will be brought to light by me and my shitty camcorder

im a philosopher look at my big beautiful beard

lets fucking goooo

every time ive been here its been a great time

dont have any XD XD git gud XD XD XD

if eating these made money it would be my job

SIR YES SIR

trent reznor spoke of this

i feel closely related to these little buggers. got some fat ones that live behind my house

cute and all but they poop a lot

NO THANKS!

amazing until it starts corroding the inside of your mouth

so what. i like to tarnish people's names once in a while. its healthy.

"i think my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant with me" - my mom

id like to go on more of these

i really think we take these for granted

i like this name

had one in high school and i regret it to this day

wasnt really the nicest guy but he wrote sonata pathetique so it balances out

christ

many fond memories playing this with my friends, hitting them with the rackets and such

french toast and fresh fruit brings me to tears

good unless theyre bad

for those with no direction in life

big fan of his stuff

honey + peanut butter + toast = elite sandwich knowledge

dont know what i would do without these

cute but i get scared about the chlamydia thing

i had a bad experience with these, however theyre useful in logic

if no one else got me, i know i got me

i usually hate nuts in my desserts but this goes hard

do we level up from this

me one day : )

people died which is bad but i also got to spend a lot of time with my family and ride my bike, and i also wrote a novella so it was productive in a way

itll be 3 months after you go to the beach and youll still find sand in places you didnt know existed

did you know they make milk out of peanuts

used in a lot of good food, but the rind is gross

i can See...

stops me from being my fullest self

music taste is subjective. some music sucks. both can exist

good when i forget about the white guy

one of the 5 good brit inventions

still dont know who he is, and i dont care to find out

formative and fun to crunch

my favorite book of all time

fell down here and saw my cousin i hadnt seen since christmas 2015

they were touchin on me

lets us digest things and also eject bile when necessary. surprisingly versatile, no notes

always have one on hand. if not made of steel then made of words

we run the world

awwwww aww aw aw awwww

it can't rain all the time

respectable but i couldnt do it

well yeah

there are a lot of them and i dont mind most of them

drove this with my best friend while eating saltwater taffy. transcendental

holds the vital organs so id say pretty important

big fan of living here, i like not being in the states, but sometimes it feels like not speaking french makes you a target of evil people. besides that the food is great and the people ive met at uni are wonderful, really recommend. walkable too

buckle up guys

looks like the eraserhead guy but i like his stuff nevertheless

yeah this sucks, i dont trust anyone who likes this

one of my favorite things ever i cant lie

little colorful people inside my head

oh im feeling it. im feeling it

cant stop wont stop

really glad i have one but it seems to be the target of a lot of violence (teeth, bullets)

cinematic masterpiece

loved this as a kid. san diego local wonder

too loud 👎👎👎

my friend used to have a lamp made out of this and id lick it when she wasnt looking

you can do a lot with a potato

undisputed classic

im really hurting my neck,

deadly but that adds to the allure i think

more misses than hits these days but i did tell colin jost i was coming for his job so its a bit awkward in that respect

if he has something to tell me he can say it to my face

the spoon

easy. next

the easiest way to refute a nihilist is to kill them

the onkey is funky

trent reznor i appreciate your creativity but i want to stop living in your ARG now

was deprived of the true potential of mangoes by the crunchy disgusting ones in the states and once i made it out of the states i was overcome with reverent joy

this really got us places

someone once told me to enjoy this

wanna see them in concert before they wither and die from old age

my gram gram was killed in a freak pickleball accident

bad but a lot of good artists have them

strangely intimate performance to take part in

perfect accompaniment to a bad movie

would be cool if i could drive one

in here searching for the rarest groceries

weird and corrosive living string i do not fuck with these

NINE INCH NAILS, BABY!

underrated gem

he worked with trent reznor and thats good enough for me

stepped on one of these today

theres a void where his scary weird mind should be. i miss him

love this guy i wish i could meet him

catastrophic when one party catches feelings but a really good investment otherwise

funny man saying funny things

cathartic when youre in the right position for it, otherwise disastrous

go-to coffee order

makes me shit myself but worth

i dont mind having one but i kind of wish it was just amorphous down there, shoutout to these tho we all came from one

best exports are my dad and salt and vinegar walkers and not much else is good

my favorite animal. i relate to them because they do not live up to their reputation, much like me

freshly baked one of these bad boys with a glass of milk is genuinely unbeatable

wouldnt do it but i get why people do it

great fun to wield your wrath as a blade, just dont get carried away and slice off one of your limbs in the process

a lot of variation present. still i think we're pretty good

derivative

jail is a waste of tax dollars and less people would commit crimes if we just killed them

data from star trek is my favorite robot

not a healthy way to think

big fan of these when theyre not thrown through my window

perfect for any time of the year. a wonderful meal

dream job

we see this happen in little ways every day

its everywhere

take the photo again guys i blinked

for the most part, fantastic

fuck this guy, yep i said it

good in theory bad in practice , much like anything else. capitalism has killed more people

solid, reliable, dependable, and you can throw them at people

my weapons

sucks but at least it doesnt last forever

stick your finger up your butt for an easy cure

in the mirror, you can only kiss yourself on the lips

necessary but not pleasant

good vibes bad everything else

im gonna die im gonna die im gonna die

eeyuck no thank you

love to peel and eat them and put them in my aperol spritz

big and poops a lot but theyre pretty fast and cute sometimes

stops me from doing bad things again

my heart goes out to the fallen soldiers who broke their wrists on this

very few of them are worth knowing

cant go wrong with em

if you use this you are a pussy

it insists upon itself

love these guys

had to do this when i was in elementary school shit sucked ass

everyone comment with your favorite color and your favorite movie

best dog breed ever i have one and she is my light and joy

could be better with 2 more prongs and if the handle was longer

quintessential plane beverage

good with sparkling water and also to treat the dreaded UTI

when i was a boy my mum made me chocolate boy

ew what the fuck is that

worth a read so you can get all the references in every other piece of media, also it has dave strider

i dont care if i shit myself i want 10

untrustworthy and too small

its alright i guess,

stop wearing these

how 'bout we change the title from The Seven Psychopaths to The Seven Lesbians Who Are All Disabled And Have Overcome All Their Spazzy Shit And Are Really Nice to Everybody And Two of Them Are Black

bad i get scared

big fan of these, i want to see more

if god was real and made music

white people be like

loud and good

no dude i saw the green flash i swear

um, yes please

neither a good nor bad thing. it exists. nothin much to do about it but move on

its my major !

not that good at them , but i like that i can play pretend with my friends on them.

this and a steak... yes please

ambivalent. its a good thing to remember when youre down on your luck

iconic

oww no thank you

im kind of shitty at this but i love it anyway

benefits outweigh the risks

my goats win everything

i love this place so much you have no idea

mid

white people be like this is my cat named mochi sakura soba ramune pokemon kawaii ichigo matcha sake

YES PLEASE!!!!!

i like his stuff

gotta love it

this is like water to me

somebody already made the joke i was gonna make, they're ugly and broke

ubiquitous

its me

yummmm

i mean come on

this + baguette = elite cheese knowledge

acquired taste

YUM! yes please

enjoy these creatures quite a bit

i cant go here or ill get killed

hooooly shit

i wish this didnt exist

yum

too loud👎

be careful with these

yes please

saw this one coming a mile away

i know this guy irl

i dreamt he had aids

kind of like "what is going on"

shhh...

the night i got LASIK i lay in bed with both my eyes burning and i was visited by two extradimensional entities named aaru and kemek and they told me that death is not an end but a continuation and that our legacies would stretch on and on. anyway im not scared of dying anymore

it doesnt get much better than this folks

always a fun beach activity

white people be like i love wes anderson

my favorite number

the better brother

i wanna fuck you like an animal

no, car go road

really awesome i love this thing

when i was in kindergarten i listed this as "my favorite place to go"

YES PLEASE!

he has a lot of fun on stage and he is a blast to watch live but hes cursed with never being able to make a good song

urghhh im so hungry

pros: food, people, buildings, shopping, nature cons: feels like im wading through a hot tub in the summer

not good

BUY BUY BUY

great if its not on my parade

famously fucked punched and destroyed by trent reznor

i miss their mac n cheese like a husband who died in war

just such a bad idea

uncontested

heavy

it's crazy

best instrument of all time

essential for slapping

wow

heavenly

got bit in the crotch by one of these guys but i forgive them

elite molasses knowledge

stops me from going as fast as i want

aw yeah

what have i become

my goat

i still have one 8 months later fuck this bruh

get out!

bad if it happens to you but awesome if youre the one doing it

THIS ISNT LETTERBOXD!

ewwww

wtf does this smell like

cheese on mine

used to catch these as a kid

too loud 👎

YOU'RE IT!!!!!!!!!

practically addicted to this lol

what are the rarest groceries

classic

really really bad but i like studying it

my namesake :)

wrote a paper on this and got a C for Chud

caesar dressing for rich people

fuck around and find out

STOP DOING IT IN CLASS IM TRYING TO LEARN

big fan

i have the gene

cool to watch unless you value the building

im soaking

fuckkkkkkk

happened in the neighborhood i grew up in. not good

i fold

thought these would be happening more often. glad they dont

fun sometimes but i dont like getting bad grades

my favorite weapon

really cool to use and look at

horrifying

my favorite composer i think

it all adds up

my favorite color

FUCK THIS

big fan of mars but of course jupiter is the goat

just like minecraft

shit myself every time

not the paramore song

its an industrial rock group

rip vertov you would have loved meta glasses

cant live without it

its the bikers fault

i dont get it

famous for saying "all political power comes from voting"

很好

elite ball knowledge

i love my state

learned how to do this in high school and its like top 5 party tricks

best season

ow ow ow!

absolute cinema

what would i do without this

love this guy