Sichuan pepper

Such a unique floral flavor, such unique spice sensation

Mouth-numbing spicy

quite delectable

a totally original kind of spice! not much like it out there and for that reason it will go overlooked.

Hingle gingle a single tingle

Perfect... ?

Oh yeah that’s what I’m talking about

Amazing, incredible sensation in the mouth. 60hz hum in the lips.

what’s not to like? exotic, feisty, and uniquely spicy! i always find myself coming back, much to the disdain of my poor nubile tongue. yummy yummy, fill up my freaking mouth! [Editor’s note: this is a review of the Southern oil tycoon Sichuan Beauregard dePeppercorn and his penis, not to be confused with the Chinese spice]