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Reviews

Hole
Hole

We wouldn't be anywhere without the help of these little guys.

11/4/2026
Egyptian Lover
Egyptian Lover

Just the best ever, so so happy for his career renaissance. You can buy doodles of his on lined paper direct from him on Instagram, you know that?

11/4/2026
Fulminant
Fulminant11/4/2026
Microsoft Bing
Microsoft Bing

In high school I had a classmate who would tell people to "Bing" things, like you and I would use "Google" as a verb. His whole family was totally bought into the Windows ecosystem - used Edge, had a Windows phone, everything. Didn't work for Microsoft or anything, even. They were just like that. He wanted to become a country musician, his father wanted him to go to dental school so he could someday take over the family practice. Ultimately a personality-changing rollover crash in his Jeep decided in favor of teeth.

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Croup
Croup

Bad to have and a gross name to boot

11/4/2026
Cuckold
Cuckold

One of the best things to allege that one's political opponents are. There are just so many ways that one's metaphorical wife could be said to be being fucked by others - it's really more versatile than it seems.

11/4/2026
Toys "R" Us
Toys "R" Us

It's crazy to think how popular toys used to be, such that there was an entire store based on them. I always though it was gauche, something that only bad kids became excited over, and not something I should allow myself to engage in - 2.5 stars because the alternative to toys is so much worse.

11/4/2026 · 4 comments
Brights movement
Brights movement

One of those beautiful stupid late 20th century style atheist boondoggles that New Atheism made uncool.

11/4/2026
Slurry
Slurry11/4/2026
Mariam Soulakiotis
Mariam Soulakiotis

What was her problem!

11/4/2026
Pat Smear
Pat Smear

Not a very interesting guitarist, but his name means buttering toast

11/4/2026
Stork
Stork

Seriously noble creatures.

11/4/2026
Kálvin tér metro station
Kálvin tér metro station

The most beautiful metro station in the world, a postmodern cathedral to underground trains. All the stations on the M4 line are fairly deep since it goes under the Danube, but not so deep that it wasn't expedient to excavating the entire space rather than constructing a vault from the tunnel. That means they had the unique opportunity to construct a series of extremely dramatic underground spaces. Kálvin ter is the tallest, widest, and most theatrical to descend into by escalator or elevator of these stations. That standard is echoed at the neighboring Fővám and Rákóczi ter stations, though to a lesser extent.

11/4/2026
Tomb
Tomb

Absolutely some of the best shit to be interred in.

11/4/2026
Lichenification
Lichenification

Not as nice as you'd think.

11/4/2026
Tongue and lips logo
Tongue and lips logo

Kind of gross. I always thought it was kind of gross. Not reflective of the totality of the Rolling Stones' sound at all. But it's iconic, to be certain.

11/3/2026
Tortilla (restaurant chain)
Tortilla (restaurant chain)

Can you imagine how they must say this?

11/3/2026
Slipperiness
Slipperiness

One of the best qualities to perceive with the hand, and at the same time one of the worst qualities to perceive with the foot.

11/3/2026
PankratiusPfeiffer
Pankratius Pfeiffer

Cool name - even cooler guy!

11/3/2026
Liliʻuokalani
Liliʻuokalani

She taught me it was OK to be weird.

11/3/2026
Lil Nas X
Lil Nas X

He taught me it was OK to be weird.

11/3/2026
Lil Ugly Mane
Lil Ugly Mane

He taught me it was OK to be weird.

11/3/2026
Hollow-point bullet
Hollow-point bullet

Mixed feelings: it's what I want in my gun if I'm shooting at someone, but if I'm getting shot at, well...

11/3/2026
WaterandPower
Water and Power

Koyaanisqatsi was a tech demo for this

11/3/2026
Lucario
Lucario

Who cares? Not me.

11/3/2026
Ecclesiastes
Ecclesiastes

One of the weirdest, coolest ancient texts. It's the "for every thing there is a season" one, you know? But it's so much more than that. Absolutely nothing else like it in the bible or pretty much anywhere else.

11/3/2026
Bible
Bible

Has its ups and downs, but ultimately a lot of wisdom and truth in it.

11/3/2026
Billa (supermarket)
Billa (supermarket)

The worst possible grocery store you could go to.

11/3/2026
Marshall McLuhan
Marshall McLuhan

Right about everything and thank god he died when he did can you even imagine dude LOL!

11/3/2026
Diamond Sutra
Diamond Sutra

I know it's important to a lot of people, but it's really goofy. Most of it is the Buddha gassing up the selfsame sutra by saying Frankie Macdonald shit like, even thinking about the Diamond Sutra for a second is better than if each river on every beach in a billion galaxies was full of a million precious treasures.

11/3/2026
Gooning
Gooning

Too much of a good thing is still too much!

11/3/2026
Sichuan pepper
Sichuan pepper

Amazing, incredible sensation in the mouth. 60hz hum in the lips.

11/3/2026
Mapo tofu
Mapo tofu

Seriously one of the best meals you could have, and so easy to make at home with just a little effort.

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Cluj-Napoca
Cluj-Napoca

A great place to be in the winter, cozy and full of life.

11/3/2026
Nonceword
Nonce word

A wonderful concept burdened by an unfortunate name.

11/3/2026
Techhouse
Tech house

On the whole a negative, but you really mustn't dismiss the early British stuff out of hand.

11/3/2026
Sulky
Sulky

A real micromobility solution when used with dogs or goats.

11/3/2026
Review (TV series)
Review (TV series)

The originator.

11/3/2026
Acqua Panna
Acqua Panna

Drinkable, but unbelievable that they fleece people into buying this crap. Just regular tap water.

11/3/2026
Olm
Olm

The epitome of quiet dignity.

11/3/2026
Rivendell Bicycle Works
Rivendell Bicycle Works

Grant Petersen did great things but he lost his mind as all boomers must and now he won't make cool bikes any longer. Sad!

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Ted Kaczynski
Ted Kaczynski

Complete loser who freaked out and did all that shit because they built a road next to his cabin that literally wasn't even that far away from town. Seriously go look it up it was really, really close to civilization.

11/3/2026
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andrew Lloyd Webber

A wasted life.

11/3/2026
Cigarillo
Cigarillo

Just the right amount of smoking pleasure, but rarely filled with anything pleasurable to smoke.

11/3/2026
Dobsonian telescope
Dobsonian telescope

Nice cheap way to make a big telescope, but badly limited for serious observation by the altazimuth mount.

11/3/2026
Methylphenidate
Methylphenidate

Erdős liked it and who are you to say you know better than Erdős?

11/3/2026
Decathlon (retailer)
Decathlon (retailer)

Has enriched my outdoor life so very much. Everything you need for hiking, camping, exercise, whatever is there, and for cheap - but also for slightly more expensive than cheap, if you value quality.

11/3/2026
Cockta
Cockta

The best soda ever: citrus and rose hip, a wonderful floral cola.

11/3/2026
Nixtamalization
Nixtamalization

Untold joy from this.

11/3/2026
Campari
Campari

Oh my god it's good!

11/3/2026
Sister Wives
Sister Wives

Freaky and gross!

11/3/2026
Mausoleum at Halicarnassus
Mausoleum at Halicarnassus

Haven't seen it but must have been dope

11/3/2026
Instant coffee
Instant coffee

Still not great, but way better than it used to be. If you haven't had instant coffee in a while, give it a shot. You might be pleasantly surprised.

11/3/2026
Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin

Not funny at all, but maybe a nice guy in his personal life.

11/3/2026
Zagat
Zagat

You never hear about these guys any more, but they must have had a good run.

11/3/2026
Tintin in the Congo
Tintin in the Congo11/3/2026
The Little Prince
The Little Prince

Kind of reddit

11/3/2026
Δ8-Tetrahydrocannabinol
Δ8-Tetrahydrocannabinol

I remember I sucked back plenty of this in college. It was legal, then, and it was fully just mids. Legal mids! Lord, did we ever have it good. Those days are gone now, but we can still look back and laugh.

11/3/2026
Komondor
Komondor

So damn good - it's the guy from Beck Odelay, and he's real. What they don't tell you is about their sweet personality.

11/3/2026
Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist
Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist

Great, funny show, and you can see it all for free on youtube - nobody cares any longer.

11/3/2026
Pesto
Pesto

A great thing, but it goes bad too fast unless you have your fridge on super cold. Sold in jars just about the right size, but for me, personally, I have to have a really pesto heavy week and a half if I'm gonna clear it out before it goes on me.

11/3/2026
Bratislava
Bratislava

No reason to go here at all.

11/3/2026
Trieste
Trieste

Lovely, but limited in scope by the ludicrously steep hills that surround it. Fine museums.

11/3/2026
Wind
Wind

Soothing or bracing depending on the speed and amount.

11/3/2026
Vinted
Vinted

You can sell all kinds of bullshit on here and people will really buy it. I've made 200€ in a week with just crap I had lying around. Shipping out out, et cetera.

11/3/2026
Airwaves (gum)
Airwaves (gum)

Absolutely the best gum ever - all flavors have a strong menthol-eucalyptus note that clears your nose out if you're sick. The best one is the cassis (blackcurrant) type.

11/3/2026
William Mortensen
William Mortensen

One of the horniest guys to ever live up to that point and thank god he channeled it into photographs. His wife left him for an evil magician, then he took her back after she escaped his murder island, absolutely true story.

11/3/2026