junebuggy

[with picket fully up my ass] not sure how i feel about this

not made of earthly ingredience. shipped straight from calypso. this is the soma that’s spoken of in the rig veda

i had a dream that he told me my true name but unfortunately it was in spanish so i didnt understand

where i’m from we call this “The Dictionary”

what a steal!

marriage is illegitimate if the spouses in question have not worked to cultivate identical oral microbiomes. you should be kissing like your life depends on it.

trying too hard.

simulates what it is like to be alive

yeah i got an idea for a vegetable its really loud and gets stuck in your teeth and there would be basically no reason you would ever want it, if not for the fact that it is essential to the Greatest Soups the West Has to Offer

i sure hope it does!

associated with bad memories (shitting, pissing, etc.) but i always found the lever eminently charming. a quick flick so as to wave goodbye; “au revoir, my porcelain friend! your work is done for now”

helps me find my way to shore without fail, though there’s a certain je ne sais quois to meandering aimlessly in a dim sea

eats human meat allegedly! look out!

a veritable “Bastard Frankenstein” which neither meets the heights of the spoon nor the fork. serviceable at best, but rarely even that

a website is a computer’s baby

some of you are fluent

bro had a dream

internet armpit pornography would not exist without it

pretty indispensable when you want to be done with one place and enter another

fun to perform, not a fan of being on the receiving end

follows me around like an invisible drill sergeant

strangers from across the world are telling me to kill myself over my opinions on childrens television shows. and i just might

drowned in it

the first man to achieve a black belt in karate without moving a muscle

been experiencing one of these for 14 years 👎

i bet it smell crazy in there

pause

thats facts

well thats sort of mean

let’s getting started ha let’s getting started in here

what’s not to like? exotic, feisty, and uniquely spicy! i always find myself coming back, much to the disdain of my poor nubile tongue. yummy yummy, fill up my freaking mouth! [Editor’s note: this is a review of the Southern oil tycoon Sichuan Beauregard dePeppercorn and his penis, not to be confused with the Chinese spice]

a good friend. me and the gang all just called him hubert. sometimes hubie. hell of a vertical leap on that guy.