Boyfriend

if i had one i would cut him in half with a sword or i would disembowel him or tear him to pieces

i keep my boyfriend on a leash in a dingy rented storage closet and let him eat me out as his only form of occasional sustenance

Idk you guys knew this, I have actually the best one ever in the world

males are so scary but mine is pawsome

25M, Dutch, very attractive and intelligent, looking for the above.

what if i found a boyfriend on compend.org?

Possibly the best thing ever? Try it out guys

i think i love my bf too much guys i really hope this one lasts

i like my boyfriend

usually they are stupid

collecting those. i have 3 so far. i need at least 3 more to have one on every continent

i'm lonely as shit man

Luke is the only boyfriend to ever matter, if you guys knew how great he is you’d EXPLODE like confetti and probably never know peace again, on account of the agony of knowing you’ll never know a guy like him. One of a kind, THE guy of all time! The only downside is that he, a straight-ish white cis man, is often more woke than me, a literal non-binary person! :/ Not bad enough to deduct any points though

I’m quite fond of mine, but many are prone to some undesirable male behaviors!

i love my bf so much i ate his head off yesterday

WANT.

I wish I never saw the sunshine

not a fan Being a lesbian and all

my friends stop hanging out with me when they get one

0.5 because i don’t have one yet i hate my gay chungus life

It's cuter to get 2 and form a little haram with then btw

boys🏳️‍🌈👬🌈♥️

mines pretty cool

sorry im gay as hell for this take

Mid

Soft ☺️☺️ warm😊😊🥰