AndyBeastmode

I should love it in theory, but in practice it's straight (haha get it?) dookie!

As a queer person I love saying it but I also don’t love hearing it, so I do try to restrict myself as much as possible in order to not normalise its usage

Really need SFM porn creators to lock in and have Jason bounce on it freaky style the moment the game comes out (Will update with a star rating once I play it, I hope it’s good!)

Healthy and good for you but GOD I wish I liked them more!

Very suboptimal in function and construction. Doesn’t even have a self-cleaning function like vaginas. Fun fidget toy when soft!

Oh how I wish alcohol wasn’t bad for you! Otherwise I’d give 5 stars

Sometimes good, sometimes bad, most of the time too many of them!

Do NOT recommend

Great place to go gawk at rich people and enjoy ultra expensive cars passing by. Not much to do though unfortunately and the train station is not super pretty.

Such wonderful animals! I make sure to donate to conservation orgs regularly

I’m not religious but if he asked me to go on a crusade against AI, I’d seriously consider. Love this guy!

One of the best things of all time truly, BUT its popularity does show how we all subconsciously don’t really see women as complete human beings

*tears streaming down my face* Look how they massacred my boy!!!!!!!!!

One of top best foods of all time, sits above pizza and ice cream for me, and that says a LOT!

What the hell kinda name is that!?

Overhyped. Too many fucking Dönerladen everywhere you go I’m sick of it already

Once again, the Communist Manifesto is NOT the main book y’all should be studying, it’s Das Kapital!! You can’t learn anything just by reading an abridged promotional pamphlet

My beloved has one! How lovely!

Does a lot of good, but many people forget he’s an edutainment influencer and not an actual scientist/educator

Very cool as long as you’re not a weirdo right-winger dudebro

We need more, and I mean MORE of these! Never enough of them!

Y’all having fun can never come at the expense of showing empathy towards victims and their families!

Is overdue for a remake where the obvious homophobic jokes slowly morph into earnest feelings as the main two characters realize they ARE actually in love and learn to be honest and genuine about their feelings.

Has its faults, just like any large event, but overall a very fun time! I look forward to it every year. Deducting a whole star for the stolen laptops of indie devs this year!

Roman Mars was right, the best flag of them all!

Overall fine but some people forget to keep the boundaries between themselves and the subjects of their RPF and it gets weird FAST!

“Overrated” doesn’t even begin to cover it. Americans seem to be obsessed with it to an unhealthy degree. Enough! Come up with something else!

Nothing quite like it, highly recommend

Mid

Whoever keeps saying over and over that it’s good is on CRACK… No, I don’t care which season you like most, I tried them all and they are all laughably bad. Please learn some self-respect and develop better standards! Jesus Christ!

Peak! Gus is a hot as hell

Overrated, stressful, expensive and unnecessary! More so a form of entertainment for the family members than a celebration of the couple

Nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m glad it exists at all but leaves much to be desired

Real shit right here!!!

Big fan! But in the Moscow metro they are scary as hell

Peak desert! Deducting one point because it’s only available in the Netherlands (and maybe Belgium?) :/

10/10 best food, regardless whether meat based or vegan

Enough!! We as a society don’t need it anymore (never did actually)

Best game! Used to be #2 for me after The Witcher 3, but now I believe they’re on the exact same level. Also I REALLY want to twirl Black Bartosch’s moustache, he’s so cool!

It is both agonising and euphoric to transcend the confines of gender. May all of us one day be free!

I want to meet him at least once in my life, it would heal me

No, just no

Some of you guys need to shut the fuck up about this website. Not because it’s bad but because we now have too many normie wannabe cops!

Luke is the only boyfriend to ever matter, if you guys knew how great he is you’d EXPLODE like confetti and probably never know peace again, on account of the agony of knowing you’ll never know a guy like him. One of a kind, THE guy of all time! The only downside is that he, a straight-ish white cis man, is often more woke than me, a literal non-binary person! :/ Not bad enough to deduct any points though

I don’t care what anyone else says, I like it here

THE definition of MID!!! Bring back Карусель I’m begging

Transphobic monster. Nothing redeemable about them. Find another book to read you’re not 12 anymore, this is embarrassing!