Dream Encounter

There's no place like home

I was his eromenos boytoy poet and now he gets to brag to all his friends about how he bagged a teenager

Sucked at the time but I have a lot to owe to it. Thank you for being the reason I'm only $100,000 in debt instead of $200,000

Honestly I could've done without it

I was raised relatively secularly and as a result grew up understanding that """God""" was someone you simply looked up to or admired. As a result of this, I used to pray to Nick Markakis every night.

I owe everything to them

There's plenty of it to go around!

I don't really appreciate that my shrink wants to talk about my alcoholism instead of what I want to talk about, which is my 46 year old ex boyfriend.

If there was a God he would've nuked this hellscape long ago

Desires as round as peaches bloom in me all night I no longer gather what falls

God is a place you will wait for the rest of your life

"It dawned on me" is perhaps the most evocative and moving phrase in the English language

Had a dream I was him one time so I feel weirdly connected to him. Except for the whole murder thing, which I could do without.

I still love it, in spite of the scrapes on my knees and elbows

I wish I never saw the sunshine

My vice!

I'd really rather not, if you don't mind

I wouldn't be upset if everything was Helvetica forever

Everything is beautiful

Ouchy

There's no chemical solution to a spiritual problem, but this certainly helps!

Don't get me started on this one

...another man's treasure

This annoying French homo has, admittedly, made a few good points

I never have any idea what he's talking about but I know it means something to me

Buy a guy a drink first!

Spent 100 grand on a degree in this and I still couldn't tell you a damn thing about it

Can't live without it!

Sorry I blacked out on white wine at your concert. Did you know I'm in love with you?

When I get stressed out I close my eyes and imagine myself on the diamond. Sometimes I can even hear the crack of the ball on the bat.

The best thing about being an Orioles fan is that one day we'll all be dead

She guides my every move from the great rehab in the sky

Now THIS I can get behind

Unfortunately kind of the best

This is a miracle drug if the miracle is making you really hungry and lazy all the time

When will my man come?

Feels like dying

New York City is just a dream to me now.

Just bought a fifth today!

I AM WALKING THE COW

Proof of God

Sucks. So why do I find myself so nostalgic for it? Strange, but true...

My best friend and I used to do so much of this together. When I miss them especially bad I can sometimes still feel the burning in the back of my throat

You guys are the best :)

Can't live with it, can't live without it!

Thank you for giving me my degree, no thank you for also giving me $100,000 of student loan debt

All we do our whole lives is move from one little piece of holy ground to the next

I've got bigger fish to fry

A sacrament best taken kneeling!

Less cool when you're not a morose high school sophomore anymore

Sometimes its a phallic symbol and sometimes its just an easy way to die

I used to have sex with this 46 year old and he called me an Elliott Smith voodoo doll which revealed a lot to me about the way I come across to others

I turn my life and my will and my soul over to you. Please help me feel you

What a gift from God cats are

What's better than this?

His number, 27, is my lucky number. I see it all the time and then good things happen to me after. Thank you Mike Trout, my good luck charm

I thank you God for creating this city