crab_legs

inarguably hot and sometimes necessary, but tricky. picking the correct shade can be a matter of life and death.

not enough people make their name an entire concept

the superior way to deal with transgressions

they know something we dont

it’s too bad that, just like tacos and coffee, the goodness of this stuff has been memeified into oblivion. perfection is not a joke.

have a little fun for once in your life

alexa play rhinestone cowboy 1000 times in a row

versatile

i hope reincarnation is real bc one life aint enough for all the tomatoes i want to eat

literally what is the point

find god

i always want what i cannot have

(stumbling down the stairs in a spirit halloween dracula cape and fake blood) “velcome to my home”

i need an eightball and two million dollars

endorse

multipurpose

not as good as what ive got going on

grow up

hehehehehe little stinker i love you

listen why not make sure everybody is being good

CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT

ugh im gonna kill yall for making me google this The Game ass bullshit

probably a stupid tradition but it is metal

GOAT

how did we come to accept them as good (said out of fear)

the smells of all time

when i pray sometimes i picture stephen fry as god

they hated Jesus too

literally excellent

free twin

nothing pisses me off more

more than words

you love to see it

just one of those things

daddy

The Flavor

sorry im gay as hell for this take

PRO

you go about in pity for yourself

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