Matt Johnson (director)

What if you have to sneak for a friend

He's a bit fat, he's a bit buff, he's my old friend Matt

it's great that a bunch of people want to fuck this guy now. among all internationally known canadian alt comic creators [which surely includes more than just this guy and nathan fielder?] this is the one that best represents our nation. some dipshit wearing a sweatband who won't stop talking, big wet lips [like fielder], and he's jacked for no reason. is inexplicably more attractive than his hotter best friend. said some racist slurs but we legalized gay marriage in 2005

who needs a g friend when you have a b friend

haven’t run into him yet

i like you buddy but watch it

i hate him

middle aged toddler

“no- they don’t like different”

Yum dot com

Ugly

5 stars so he doesnt say im a bad guy

He and his friend both creepy 👀

Quite tactless at times but otherwise I enjoy this Canadian phenomena.

Uses his directorial powers for only mild amounts of evil.

eats human meat allegedly! look out!

very important to the nicky nicky nine doors lore. 5 out of 5

a genius but gives off some offputting vibes

Good guy, but I didn’t like Tony (2026) all that much.

I liked him before he was a director

I enjoyed Blackberry (2023) as well as his appearances on the Stavvy's World podcast. Very funny / funny looking guy.

Good man