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can be hell or paradise depending on factors and variables
11/4/2026too far
11/4/2026pathetic groveling worm
11/4/2026my backyard's standing water is not an invitation you bum ass bitch
11/4/2026i love this guy so much i forget he's the pope
11/4/2026mvp in the energy cycle due to their talents of photosynthesis
11/4/2026lion
11/4/2026far too big for their own good but they can go fast af!
11/4/2026ah hell, why not??
11/4/2026difficult but worth it
11/4/2026whoah whoah whoah slow down
11/4/2026lots of garbage but the gems are gems
11/4/2026we are never alone when we have you looking down on us
11/4/2026im a mountain boy born and raised. when i'm driving my car through the expansive plains of oklahoma, i feel home in my memory and my heart is pulled west.
11/4/2026I shake my head when this word even pops into my brain
11/4/2026how has he not ran for public office already?
11/4/2026he has the aura of a grifter but he actually Believes
11/4/2026naughty boy with shit ass paintings
11/4/2026not real but can you imagine
11/4/2026 · 1 commentthe most complex form of fire in the universe
11/4/2026this is the absolute form of food that all food has been evolving towards
11/4/2026kind of crazy when you think about it
11/4/2026it's a bumpy road but we'll get this puppy there in no time if you put me behind the wheel
11/4/2026ahoy got robbed
11/4/2026not hitler but there is something sinister about this man
11/4/2026thanks for paving the way, boys, but uh... heh... we'll take it from here
11/4/2026unremarkable
11/4/2026goated for signals but i have sensitive lungs
11/4/2026largely a waste of time and resources but it makes women feel beautiful
11/4/2026world renowned
11/4/2026i chew on my wife's wenis like that piece of rubber looksmaxers chomp on to get a jawline
11/4/2026not sure what it's like. maybe something beautiful happens
11/4/2026why don't our cells just take the water from the air? are they fucking stupid?
11/4/2026hit or miss but mostly hit
11/4/2026sad af but lowkey goated at bringing meaning to life
11/4/2026my wife smells beautiful but when i see someone spray ts in public i acquire their biometric data and sell it to a surveillance tech company based in the UAE
11/4/2026let me ask you this: what sort of notions are we propagating?
11/4/2026books used to be expensive af and weigh 20 pounds now you can walk around with a copy of Slaughterhouse Five in your pocket to performatively whip out at the coffee shop
11/4/2026brother we would not have cheap ass ikea bookshelves without you
11/4/2026big dog
11/4/2026i start resource guarding like a traumatized pitbull when this comes around
11/4/2026wait they're saying it's the foundation of society... big if true
11/4/2026you can't just show up and start acting like that bro
11/4/2026of flimsy make but the wealth of information it provides... wow...
11/4/2026big dog
11/4/2026I love you, Crossword
11/4/2026i was never able to get into it but big respect for those who partake
11/4/2026i like you buddy but watch it
11/4/2026open your heart... I think you'll like what you find ;)
11/4/2026what it's all about
11/4/2026this is gonna be Tulsa, Oklahoma after woke 6.0
11/4/2026unbecoming of a gentleman but i'd do it if the situation was dire
11/4/2026i prefer chocolate
11/4/2026i don't care if you do it in the privacy of your own home, just don't do it around me
11/4/2026the lens through which the flames of life are refracted
11/4/2026I find their cooperation inspiring, however do not touch me
11/4/2026live a little!
11/4/2026oh, you!
11/4/2026unbecoming of a gentleman but i'd do it if the situation was dire
11/4/2026i don't appreciate how I'm coerced by biology into eating this stuff. would rather just eat candy. buttttt sometimes vitamins is candy so maybe you're not so bad, vitamin
11/4/2026badass but I prefer my endo
11/4/2026all of humanity exists to produce fresh warm loaves of bread
11/4/2026I get sick to my stomach when I go to the aquarium and see the sentience in your eyes
11/4/2026yeah you do your job perfectly, obviously, but we wayyyy more than we need
11/4/2026ah yes... literature, my old companion...
11/4/2026likely has done irreparable damage to our culture but on the other hand I get to listen to Brace Belden do racist Italian accents
11/4/2026the girl reading this right now :)
11/4/2026favorite number to count by
11/4/2026such a burden but better than the alternative i suppose
11/4/2026depends
11/4/2026Best sense. Sunsets, reading, paintings, beautiful women, where's waldo, silent film... big fan
11/4/2026wow... what can i say... pianos... guitars... beautiful women singing....
11/4/2026doesn't make a lick of sense
11/4/2026controversial for sure. lets us know theres a problem going on but it really goes too far sometimes
11/4/2026there's something big going on behind the scenes... more details coming out soon.
11/4/2026i love your speed but there's gotta be a better way...
11/4/2026the clay from which we were molded but I'd be lying if I said I won't wash this shit off my hands at the first opportunity
11/4/2026I feel like in general mattresses are the reason why so many people have back problems but they're also soooooo comfy and nice to sleep on
11/4/2026goated aesthetically but doesn't make a damn lick of sense
11/4/2026i've saved so much money because of the beautiful woman on my computer named Anna
11/4/2026my primary carry
11/4/2026it could be worse
11/4/2026um I'll pass, please!
11/4/2026say what you will but think of all the laughter he brought us
11/4/2026alright I gotta have a word or two with you
11/4/2026hits so hard when it's your choice to play it, but it is an evil song to be subjected to
11/4/2026I understand and support your community although I myself am not an official member
11/4/2026i love credit cards but that's how they getcha
11/4/2026hack
11/4/2026awesome food but they gotta have a maoist cultural revolution or something
11/4/2026get me out of here help
11/4/2026pure hearted
11/4/2026most overhated food oat
11/4/2026love it on a pie. can I say that?
11/4/2026ugly catty bitch
11/4/2026I respect it in theory but we gotta get these literacy rates up bro
11/4/2026alright *cracks knuckles, grins* now we're getting somewhere
11/4/2026gives me a damn headache I'll tell you that much
11/4/2026sexy
11/4/2026big ups for being a class traitor but sometimes I worry about the unintended consequences of your actions...
11/4/2026not for me but mad respect for those who partake in it
11/4/2026not a fan. smelly, jangly, mundane, symbol of greed. foreign coins are cool, love ones with holes and shit in them, but with time those too would become as mundane as the humble nickel...
11/4/2026funny af but he play too much
11/4/2026goated symbol when the cyclical nature of eternity is the vibe
11/4/2026sorry about what happened to you brotha
11/4/2026Love A-List, love the recliners, but my local AMC's speakers are bad :(
11/4/2026I think it's a very clever move
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