AlexR

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30 Rock30 Rock

Reviews

Cop slide
Cop slide

Actual extant magical realism, it can tell if your heart is impure and responds accordingly

11/4/2026
Fruit snack
Fruit snack11/4/2026
Piss Christ
Piss Christ

Not a very healthy looking color

11/4/2026
Beast Wars: Transformers
Beast Wars: Transformers

TS so tuff vro 💀

11/4/2026
Nyan Cat
Nyan Cat

Proof positive of the gradual decline of my attention span. I remember getting like 20+ minutes of entertainment out of it. Now I have to hook myself into the VR porn automasturbator / heroin iv drip just to feel something.

11/4/2026
GoodNight
Good Night (2008 film)

going to bed now, cyall in the morning :-]

11/4/2026
Bangladesh
Bangladesh

Not especially familiar but I love the energy of having 'Bang' in the name

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Smile
Smile

:-]

11/4/2026
Calculator
Calculator

Type Eighty thousand and 85. Thank me later😎

11/4/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu
Benjamin Netanyahu

They got Jew Nazis now, what else will they think of?

11/4/2026
Nine Inch Nails
Nine Inch Nails11/4/2026
Royal Game of Ur
Royal Game of Ur

Gotta start here if you want to truly understand the themes and plot of chess. It all started here!

11/4/2026
Sleep
Sleep

A third of my life and I wouldn't have it any other way. Heres to you Mr.Sandman 🥂

11/4/2026
Biological sex
Biological sex

More trouble than its worth

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Oatmeal raisin cookie
Oatmeal raisin cookie

Disliking these isn't even indicative of a child's palate, it means you have no soul.

11/4/2026
Groypers
Groypers

Fuentes is both Mexican and homosexual, no value judgement there, but the nazism I can't excuse

11/4/2026
James Talarico
James Talarico

I'm tryna get my TalaFreak on

11/4/2026
Costco hot dog
Costco hot dog

Sometimes they dont have minced onions but still delish

11/4/2026
Rhea Seehorn
Rhea Seehorn

Beautiful & Talented!

11/4/2026
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Super Smash Bros. Melee11/4/2026
Armpit fetishism
Armpit fetishism

YUM!

11/4/2026
Hasan Piker
Hasan Piker11/4/2026
Beauty
Beauty

The most beautiful thing in the world? The girl reading this 😉

11/4/2026
Owl
Owl

Who?

11/4/2026
Ray Blanchard
Ray Blanchard

Bruh quit lookin at me like dat

11/4/2026
Anthony Bourdain
Anthony Bourdain

Love his shows, he had a unique and insightful voice that really made his material transcend the medium of a travel show. Took half a star off because he married a pedophile

11/4/2026
Wizards of the Coast
Wizards of the Coast

Goddamn elitist liberal wizards think they're better than me cuz they live in New York City

11/4/2026
Eunuch
Eunuch

i be cryin if i look like that too bruh, that’s fucked up what they be doing to y’all, i ain even gonna hold you bruh, i be sayin that’s fucked up, like bruh, you probably had the full wash and set, your shit be fire prolly if they ain’t cut ya shit. fuck it though bro it’s your life

11/4/2026
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Aqua Teen Hunger Force11/4/2026
Tool
Tool

Lateralus is goated

11/4/2026
Chocolate brownie
Chocolate brownie

I like 'em a lil fudgy

11/4/2026
Baikal seal
Baikal seal

Buuuueeh

11/4/2026
Netflix
Netflix

Started the gradual rot of mass media but it was a good deal for a few years over a decade ago

11/4/2026
Pol Pot
Pol Pot

Im a Pol Pothead! nah but fr tho he killed a lot of people

11/4/2026
Nathan Fielder
Nathan Fielder

You can't argue with results. (he got good grades in business school)

11/4/2026
Basset Hound
Basset Hound

Floppy ears... Very Nice 👍

11/4/2026
Heathcliff (comic strip)
Heathcliff (comic strip)

Objectively better than Garfield in every way except capacity to whore the brand out for profit.

11/4/2026
Bánh mì
Bánh mì

I wanna try one of these so bad, fuck my stupid chud life

11/4/2026
Osama bin Laden
Osama bin Laden

Bro knew how to have fun on the computer, IYKYK

11/4/2026
Flappy Bird
Flappy Bird

Simple, yet so very addicting concept. I heard rumors at the time a kid killed himself because of it and I was like "yeah that makes sense"

11/4/2026
Research
Research

I'm gonna have to look more into this before I can feel comfortable giving more stars.

11/4/2026
MrBeast
MrBeast

I will add a star for every 10,000 dollars sent to my bank account. Hit my line Jimmy

11/3/2026
Trans-Israel pipeline
Trans-Israel pipeline

Trans (good) + Israel (bad) + pipeline (bad) = 1.5 stars

11/3/2026
Cinephilia
Cinephilia

aw hell naw they molesting the movies

11/3/2026
Travelling salesman problem
Travelling salesman problem

A real thinker, this one

11/3/2026
Nostalgia
Nostalgia

Get over it!

11/3/2026
Woke
Woke

We love it don't we folks?

11/3/2026
Rock hyrax
Rock hyrax

Awesomesauce

11/3/2026
White South Africans
White South Africans

Misnomer

11/3/2026
Sam Altman
Sam Altman

Someone's gotta do something about this guy

11/3/2026
List of Family Guy characters
List of Family Guy characters

These days you ask someone about Matthew, Mark, Luke, and Jon and the say "are those your polyamorous partners?" You ask someone about Peter, Stewie, Brian, and Quagmire and they know exactly who you're speaking of. Enough said.

11/3/2026
Cartoon
Cartoon

Funny!

11/3/2026
Coin
Coin

I like paying cash with exact change, but i don't like the way they make your hand smell :(

11/3/2026
Shoebill
Shoebill

like Big Bird's scary cousin who did a stint in the big house

11/3/2026
Guitar Hero
Guitar Hero

has ruined my taste in music and I love it

11/3/2026
Matthew Yglesias
Matthew Yglesias

Fat idiot

11/3/2026
Air conditioning
Air conditioning

Love it!

11/3/2026
Water dispenser
Water dispenser

would love to have a conversation 'round one of these bad boys

11/3/2026
Beer
Beer

Cheers! *Gulp*

11/3/2026
Butter
Butter

If you want something to taste better, add butter, it is literally as simple as that.

11/3/2026
Compact disc
Compact disc

I like to listen to them in my car

11/3/2026
Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein

Bro had his own Island and instead of doing evil genetic experiments he just molested children. What a dickhead!

11/3/2026
Stuffed toy
Stuffed toy

Very soft and huggable!

11/3/2026
Death
Death

Not very cool, fortunately I've devised a plan to avoid both this and taxes

11/3/2026
Tiktaalik
Tiktaalik

O shit waddup gramps

11/3/2026
Katamari Damacy
Katamari Damacy

Naaaa na na na na na na na na na na nana naaaaaaa

11/3/2026
Quesadilla
Quesadilla

Even made in the microwave with just bagged shredded cheese, still a delectable dish

11/3/2026
Hallucigenia
Hallucigenia

I like the spikes :D

11/3/2026
Woman
Woman

Where would we be without them, folks?

11/3/2026
Red
Red

Never considered Red to be my favorite color, but a strong contender nevertheless

11/3/2026
Knight (chess)
Knight (chess)

Horsey

11/3/2026
Communism and LGBTQ rights
Communism and LGBTQ rights

Like Chocolate and Peanut butter

11/3/2026
Imagine Dragons
Imagine Dragons

No, i don't think I will

11/3/2026
Penis as food
Penis as food

Read the article, now I want to try Bull junk soup, knowing how may cultures have it.

11/3/2026
Transgender
Transgender

Transgender for everyone!

11/3/2026
School
School

What was 'the incident' at your highschool?

11/3/2026
Mosa Lina
Mosa Lina

Very fun, but every time I play it now there's new guns I don't understand.

11/3/2026
Trans woman
Trans woman

They'll never get me to hate you

11/3/2026
Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Assassination of Charlie Kirk

Video still makes me smile every time :)

11/3/2026
Bread
Bread

Yummy, but a lot of carbs

11/3/2026
Karl Marx
Karl Marx

Big Karl making real money moves on these hoes

11/3/2026
Donald Trump
Donald Trump

We don't think about it much but the man literally paints himself orange every single day. There have been days where he didn't paint himself and looks (semi) normal, but he chooses, every single day, to slather himself orange.

11/3/2026
Rice
Rice

Yummy, especially with a little soy sauce or fried up. My rice cooker does burn the bottom unfortunately.

11/3/2026
DemocraticParty
Democratic Party (United States)

Not half a star because they're ostensibly better than the other guys.

11/3/2026
Chris Rock–Will Smith slapping incident
Chris Rock–Will Smith slapping incident

Very funny day on twitter. Kind of an overreaction tbf it WAS a GI Jane joke.

11/3/2026
Generative AI
Generative AI

Total buns

11/3/2026
Apathy
Apathy

I guess, man

11/3/2026
Corner Gas
Corner Gas

Very Canadian, Very funny, there is no correlation between those factors its just a coincidence.

11/3/2026
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler

the more I learn about this guy the more I dislike him. What an asshole!

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Hexagon
Hexagon

If its good enough for bees, its good enough for me!

11/3/2026
La Croix Sparkling Water
La Croix Sparkling Water

You have to drink enough of it to open your flavor third eye to actually enjoy it, but once you do... YUMYUM

11/3/2026
Δ8-Tetrahydrocannabinol
Δ8-Tetrahydrocannabinol

As far as Altnoids go it and THCP are the best, this doesn't mean that the high doesn't feel like a headache, just less so. D9 stills blows it out of the water even if you can get D8 at the gas station.

11/3/2026
Honda Accord (North America eighth generation)
Honda Accord (North America eighth generation)

The starter likes to eat crankshaft sensors and make me spend money. Side mirrors also pop off when you barely touch a mailbox while booze cruising

11/3/2026
Onion
Onion

Allium? More like Alley-oop! Yep, this layered vegetable is like a half court shot... of flavor!

11/3/2026
Music
Music

Like Music to my ears.... wait

11/3/2026
Palestine
Palestine11/3/2026
Chips and dip
Chips and dip

Delicious, but I always seem to end up with more of one than the other

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Roller coaster
Roller coaster

WOOOOAAAAooooaaaaaOOOOAAAAooooooaaaaaaaOOOOOOAAAAAAh. Wait, it's already over?

11/3/2026
Nintendo 3DS
Nintendo 3DS

Got my A Link Between Worlds special edition 3dsxl on Christmas 2013 plus OOT 3d, ACNL, Lego City Undercover, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. Can I get a best Christmas ever?

11/3/2026
Pasta
Pasta

My tummy somehow turns into a blackhole when I'm eating this stuff. Plates on plates on plates

11/3/2026
Israel
Israel

More like Isn'trael

11/3/2026
Beaver
Beaver

Cute little critters, also slang for... well I won't say here

11/3/2026
Python (programming language)
Python (programming language)

Basically just plain English, print command is print()? How original /s

11/3/2026
Bionicle
Bionicle

I like Kopaka Mata the best

11/3/2026
Racism
Racism

NOT COOL GUYS

11/3/2026
Patrick Stewart
Patrick Stewart

His TNG Captain's uniform had 4 pips, but I think he deserves 5 stars.

11/3/2026
YouTube Poop
YouTube Poop

Sauce

11/3/2026
Color
Color

Beautiful and vibrant but took half a star because evidently TV and movies didn't need it for like 40 years

11/3/2026
Stonehenge
Stonehenge

Nah but for real though how they do that

11/3/2026
Maoism
Maoism

Can't come fast enough!

11/3/2026
Cannabis (drug)
Cannabis (drug)

Great as plant, great as goo, great as gummies, what else is there to say?

11/3/2026
Chocolate
Chocolate

YUM

11/3/2026
Cat
Cat

pss pss pss pss pss pss pss

11/3/2026
Friendship
Friendship

A classic, but all too vanishing in this modern world of ours.

11/3/2026
Cheeseburger
Cheeseburger

Its like you take an already delicious burger and start riffing on a level that is freaking sublime

11/3/2026
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night11/3/2026
Lesbian
Lesbian

Keep it up ladies, all love <3

11/3/2026
Interpersonal relationship
Interpersonal relationship

This... This is what its all about

11/3/2026
Heaven's Gate (religious group)
Heaven's Gate (religious group)

The kicks were fresh doe

11/3/2026
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson

An all American classic with worldwide appeal. Took one star off for alcoholism and child strangulation.

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Transmisogyny
Transmisogyny

Not cool Yall, do better

11/3/2026
Elon Musk
Elon Musk

He looks like a frog but not in friendly or inviting way

11/3/2026
Who's on First?
Who's on First?

The reason its funny is that they talk like old timey people

11/3/2026
Allergy
Allergy

I don't like being stuffed up because of pollen, BUT, the idea that someone can be killed by a peanut is pretty funny.

11/3/2026
Matt Johnson (director)
Matt Johnson (director)

I enjoyed Blackberry (2023) as well as his appearances on the Stavvy's World podcast. Very funny / funny looking guy.

11/3/2026 · 2 comments