Harold Dot Hutchins

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Matt Johnson (director)Matt Johnson (director)
Universal Islands of AdventureUniversal Islands of Adventure
Ness (EarthBound)Ness (EarthBound)
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Jerma985Jerma985

Reviews

Friday
Friday

Second half makes up for a weak first half

11/4/2026
All your base are belong to us
All your base are belong to us

No longer funny but still foundational

11/4/2026
Cookie
Cookie

Fuck yeah dude!

11/4/2026
Human eye
Human eye

I need those

11/4/2026
Cupholder
Cup holder

Secretly holding up the weight of the world

11/4/2026
Neutrality (philosophy)
Neutrality (philosophy)

Idk bro

11/4/2026
Mexican cuisine
Mexican cuisine

Humanity's closest reach to a higher plane of excellence

11/3/2026
Poison
Poison

DO NOT DRINK !!!

11/3/2026
School
School

LAME!!!

11/3/2026
Surprise
Surprise

WHAT

11/3/2026
Salad
Salad

Slad

11/3/2026
Rice
Rice

White rice and soy sauce mmm mmm mmm

11/3/2026
Sand
Sand

Coarse and rough.

11/3/2026
Accident
Accident

Oops

11/3/2026
Mesothelioma
Mesothelioma

I may be entitled to financial compensation

11/3/2026
Headache
Headache

Would not recommend

11/3/2026
Happiness
Happiness

Lives up to the hype

11/3/2026
Fun
Fun

Just had some

11/3/2026
Lintel
Lintel

Is it a door? It doesn't have a lintel.

11/3/2026
EarthBound fandom
EarthBound fandom

Generational photo

11/3/2026
Waymo
Waymo

Somehow the worst drivers in Orlando

11/3/2026
Villain
Villain

Fuck you!

11/3/2026
Nathan Fielder
Nathan Fielder

Got really good grades

11/3/2026
Hawk tuah
Hawk tuah

Leaves much to consider

11/3/2026
Rage comic
Rage comic

Le me

11/3/2026
Skyler Gisondo
Skyler Gisondo

Looks like he could do a crazy trick on the trampoline

11/3/2026
Vagueness
Vagueness

I have a lot i could say about this

11/3/2026
Monday
Monday

You're fucked up for what you did to Garfield

11/3/2026
The Beatles
The Beatles

Big fan of their work on Ocarina of Time

11/3/2026
Jerma985
Jerma985

A titan in his field (manslaughter)

11/3/2026
Mii
Mii

Yuppppp

11/3/2026
Northernlion
Northernlion

ITS ONLY ONE WEEK MAN!

11/3/2026
School shooting
School shooting

Not cool!

11/3/2026
Tortilla soup
Tortilla soup

It doesn't get better than this.

11/3/2026
Dave Matthews Band bus incident
Dave Matthews Band bus incident

That's not good

11/3/2026
Chocolate Rain
Chocolate Rain

I step away from the mic to breathe

11/3/2026
Howard Hamlin
Howard Hamlin

I think i'm in the middle of something

11/3/2026
Titan submersible implosion
Titan submersible implosion

YOUCH!

11/3/2026
Chips and dip
Chips and dip

Generational

11/3/2026
Jay McCarrol
Jay McCarrol

He didn't mean to do that

11/3/2026
Sore throat
Sore throat

FUCK YOU

11/3/2026
Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood

He looks like that

11/3/2026
Nintendo 3DS
Nintendo 3DS

Did you know its surprisingly easy to mod one of these

11/3/2026
Hell
Hell

This happened to my buddy Mr. Toad

11/3/2026
Chris Rock–Will Smith slapping incident
Chris Rock–Will Smith slapping incident

He could have killed him.

11/3/2026
Recess (break)
Recess (break)

Fuck. Yes.

11/3/2026
Narcissism
Narcissism

I'm the fuckin BEST

11/3/2026
Thursday
Thursday

Overhyped purely by association with its subsequent

11/3/2026
Friendship
Friendship

When you have a friend

11/3/2026
Racism
Racism

LAME!!!

11/3/2026
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson

Foundational figure in the modern american mythos

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Ad hominem
Ad hominem

Fuck you dude you're just ugly

11/3/2026
My Weekend as a 28-Year-Old in Chicago
My Weekend as a 28-Year-Old in Chicago

Marg tower

11/3/2026
Homework
Homework

LAME!!!!!

11/3/2026
Playground slide
Playground slide

Too much buildup for not enough payoff

11/3/2026
Who's on First?
Who's on First?

I like how they're talking over each other

11/3/2026
Sleep
Sleep

Generational but sometimes i get too hot and wake up sweaty

11/3/2026
Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Assassination of Charlie Kirk

Folks...

11/3/2026
Problem gambling
Problem gambling

Made up affliction designed by casinos to make people stop just before they win big

11/3/2026
Debate
Debate

I disagree with tom

11/3/2026
Play (activity)
Play (activity)

Playing has forever changed the game

11/3/2026
Toy
Toy

Essential for playing and having fun

11/3/2026
Magic (illusion)
Magic (illusion)

HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT

11/3/2026
Urolagnia
Urolagnia

Yeah bro!!!

11/3/2026
Chicken McNuggets
Chicken McNuggets

Perhaps controversial but one of the best to ever do it

11/3/2026
Apathy
Apathy

Meh

11/3/2026
Money
Money

This is how i get my goods and services

11/3/2026
Lie
Lie

Fun, free, and easy to do

11/3/2026
Fun
Fun

Fuck. Yes.

11/3/2026
Gamer
Gamer

Gaming

11/3/2026
Giraffe
Giraffe

Saw a negative giraffe review and had to come balance things out. Fuck you

11/3/2026
Osama bin Laden
Osama bin Laden

This one might be controversial

11/3/2026
YouTube Poop
YouTube Poop

SoS

11/3/2026
Testicle
Testicle

Why do they gotta be like that

11/3/2026
Nirvana the Band the Show
Nirvana the Band the Show

Matt starts acting mad WHAT????

11/3/2026
Rabbit
Rabbit

FUCK YEAH

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Neutrality (philosophy)
Neutrality (philosophy)

I have no strong feeling one way or the other

11/3/2026
Eric Cartman
Eric Cartman

He didn't have to do all that

11/3/2026
Cat
Cat

Society as a whole would be lost without them

11/3/2026
6-7
6-7

That kid had a point though

11/3/2026
The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man
The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man

Please consult my Islands of Adventure review

11/3/2026
Universal Islands of Adventure
Universal Islands of Adventure

It has The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man

11/3/2026
Computer
Computer

Overall pretty good (it can show me fictional women with no clothes on)

11/3/2026
Digger (2026 film)
Digger (2026 film)

"Letterboxd but for everything, not just movies" ok??? I still have to wave the flag of Digger Nation

11/3/2026
Matt Johnson (director)
Matt Johnson (director)

What if you have to sneak for a friend

11/3/2026
September 11 attacks
September 11 attacks

I walked through blood and bones on the streets of manhattan trying to find my brother

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Peter Griffin
Peter Griffin

I've lost all respect for Peter.

11/3/2026
Masturbation
Masturbation

Fellas, cmon

11/3/2026
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler

I just don't like him

11/3/2026