The Metamorphosis

I'd be mad as hell if this happened to me

i find myself relating to the character of gregor samsa every time i reread this. I do not like that, but I like this book anyways.

It has a bug in it so it must be good

I actually really liked this in high school and I was mad nobody else did. I stand by this

‘Tis the tale of our Gregor I hath read and reviewed first, and may I say, ‘tis a well-done tragedy of the highest order… Lo, how my heart weeps as Valen-Ahem, the Maid belittles Samsa so, as his family increasingly holds him in contempt…! Oh, how I wish our own Gregor ‘twas not subject to such cruelty!

This actually happened to a guy in my high school

Sometimes I feel like I have a rotting apple lodged in my back too