iloveshoebill

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Yup yup yup. This shoe is coderotted.

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Reviews

Gyaru
Gyaru

Great great awesome !

11/5/2026
Soap made from human corpses
Soap made from human corpses

!?!? What does it smell like tho

11/5/2026
Problematic Characters
Problematic Characters

Bro is didy

11/5/2026
Pokémon
Pokémon

Quilava is in it

11/5/2026
Frutiger Aero
Frutiger Aero

This is so retro like in the 20000s

11/5/2026
Littlest Pet Shop
Littlest Pet Shop

I had a problem when i was a kid All my parents money was spent on these

11/5/2026
Retard
Retard (pejorative)

When asked how i would describe myself i respond with this

11/5/2026
Machine Girl
Machine Girl

Music

11/5/2026
Lie
Lie

I did this and it ruined my perfectly good pants

11/5/2026
Median
Median

Annoying but whatever

11/5/2026
Chimera (genetics)
Chimera (genetics)

Sick!!!!!!!!

11/5/2026
Adopt Me!
Adopt Me!

They have shoebills now.

11/5/2026
Wordle
Wordle

I love wordle but one time i had 4 letters green Five times and i couldn't find the last one and i lost so

11/5/2026
Foolishness
Foolishness

A trait found in me

11/5/2026
The Metamorphosis
The Metamorphosis

I'd be mad as hell if this happened to me

11/5/2026
Chicken as food
Chicken as food

Why do they have to be thrown into MEGA FLESH RIPPING KILLER Machines

11/5/2026
Kigurumi
Kigurumi

There's just something about it

11/5/2026
Sneeze
Sneeze

It's nice unless you have the flu and your nose is full of gunk. I don't want to ejaculate snot rockets all over the place.

11/5/2026
Ferret-badger
Ferret-badger

Make up your mind chump

11/5/2026
Graph coloring
Graph coloring

[IN THE VOICE OF A TODDLER] he he he colorful

11/5/2026
Cunnilingus
Cunnilingus

Woah..............

11/5/2026
Blood
Blood

Just can't imagine myself without it

11/5/2026
Kill la Kill
Kill la Kill

Ughefineee i guess you are my little pogchamp

11/5/2026
Pink
Pink

I'm dreaming of a pink world

11/5/2026
Watermelon
Watermelon

Too big

11/5/2026
Chinese fried rice
Chinese fried rice

Did a Chinese person really fry this rice

11/5/2026
Itch.io
Itch.io

I love my vn slop

11/5/2026
Torture
Torture

Hurts!

11/5/2026
Rainbow
Rainbow

4.5 because i Couldn't find the leprechaun

11/5/2026
Lady Amherst's pheasant
Lady Amherst's pheasant

Reminds me of stained glass . So Beautiful

11/5/2026
Doughnut
Doughnut

NOBODY FUCKING SPELLS IT LIKE THAT

11/5/2026
6-7
6-7

World peace is real

11/5/2026
Goldendoodle
Goldendoodle

What did this dog do i think it's cute

11/5/2026
Sgt. Frog
Sgt. Frog

KERORO YOU'RE SO CUTTTTEEEEE

11/5/2026
Durian
Durian

Yummy yummy inmy tummy

11/5/2026
Plague doctor costume
Plague doctor costume

why

11/5/2026
Centaur
Centaur

Cool but only if they're girls

11/5/2026
Oxygen
Oxygen

Can't live without it

11/5/2026
Grape surgery
Grape surgery

They don't deserve it.

11/5/2026
Breast torture
Breast torture

Id probably enjoy this

11/5/2026
Tadpole
Tadpole

They shrunk a frog and cut it in half and attached a Thing to it and called it a baby???

11/5/2026
Grey go-away-bird
Grey go-away-bird

what did i do (⁠´⁠;⁠︵⁠;⁠`⁠)

11/5/2026
Wind chime
Wind chime

Top 1 sounds

11/5/2026
GuardiansofGa'Hoole
Guardians of Ga'Hoole

Freaky ass birds bro they fought in a volcano with direwolves against Owl Hitler who is also a crow demon from the depths of hell

11/5/2026
Wings of Fire (novel series)
Wings of Fire (novel series)

If i were a dragon life would probably be 10x cooler

11/5/2026
Thinking about the immortality of the crab
Thinking about the immortality of the crab

My past time activities

11/5/2026
Great tit
Great tit

So tiny. You're great in my heart.

11/5/2026
Blue shark
Blue shark

More silver than blue honestly

11/5/2026
Nuclear weapon
Nuclear weapon

Dangerous

11/5/2026
Tilde
Tilde

Rename it to Wavy sign

11/5/2026
Calculus
Calculus

im deeply in love with you.

11/5/2026
Don Quixote (character)
Don Quixote (character)

A little quixotic but he's moe so it's ok

11/5/2026
Belgian Shepherd
Belgian Shepherd

Awwwww doggy!!!!!!!!

11/5/2026
Zigzag
Zigzag

You could put this on anything and it would still look sick asf

11/5/2026
Urethra
Urethra

Ugly in men. Can you pee from a different hole.

11/5/2026 · 2 comments
Ea-nāṣir
Ea-nāṣir

Horrible service and his copper sucks can we slingshot him with stones already

11/5/2026
Suffering
Suffering

I kind of look like this photo

11/5/2026
Mantis
Mantis

Mantis

11/5/2026
ChatGPT
ChatGPT

Sure! Here is a 5 star review of ChatGPT:

11/5/2026
Initial D
Initial D

Aura

11/5/2026
Eurobeat
Eurobeat

Either the Cutest parapara song ever or some guy screaming in your ear about speeding in school zones

11/5/2026
Animal Jam Classic
Animal Jam Classic

Ultra Heaven and Super Hell had an affair and it created Animal Jam Classic

11/5/2026
Warriors (novel series)
Warriors (novel series)

Something has happened to me.

11/5/2026
GIF
GIF

Thank you albert einstein for inventing this

11/5/2026
Clever Hans
Clever Hans

Bit of a fraud but he's quite cute

11/5/2026
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu

Cutesie music but are you really That kind of person

11/5/2026
Avril Lavigne
Avril Lavigne

awesome!

11/5/2026
Longisquama
Longisquama

Who is long and what does quama mean

11/5/2026
MDMA
MDMA

Don't!!!

11/5/2026
Shoe
Shoe

Would be better if it had a bill on it

11/5/2026
Sexual arousal
Sexual arousal

I feel this way towards Misato Katsuragi

11/5/2026
17776
17776

So happy tiktok randomly blew this up

11/5/2026
Furry pornography
Furry pornography

no comment

11/5/2026
Testicles as food
Testicles as food

i'll pass

11/5/2026
Circle
Circle

Pretty round innit

11/5/2026
Sphere
Sphere

What's wrong with it

11/5/2026
Hairy ball theorem
Hairy ball theorem

I want a fuzzy hairy ball in real life

11/5/2026
Tolypeutes
Tolypeutes

Only these ones roll into proper balls

11/5/2026
Pangolin
Pangolin

Big friend who turns into a ball

11/5/2026
Millipede
Millipede

Friend who turns into a ball

11/5/2026
Jesus
Jesus

He's alright

11/5/2026
Stellated octahedron
Stellated octahedron

Cool ass shape

11/5/2026
Boo!
Boo! (TV series)

AHHHHHH!

11/5/2026
Breast milk
Breast milk

Wow

11/5/2026
Chess
Chess

You make me angry

11/4/2026
African fish eagle
African fish eagle

Goated

11/4/2026
Chicken
Chicken

Insanely cute. might be top 5 cutest birdies ever. but unfortunately also delicious

11/4/2026
SpongeBob SquarePants (character)
SpongeBob SquarePants (character)

Baby sponge boy is so small fig in two hands

11/4/2026
Society
Society

The joker and his minions wrote all of these reviews

11/4/2026
Transphobia
Transphobia

No no no no no

11/4/2026
Tesseract
Tesseract

how are you doing that

11/4/2026
Asuka Langley Soryu
Asuka Langley Soryu

You're so good iehave to make another review

11/4/2026
Misanthropy
Misanthropy

👀⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️ do i have aura or what

11/4/2026
Murder
Murder

Overhated. Only reason people don't like it is Le heckin human empathy :/

11/4/2026
Hydra vulgaris
Hydra vulgaris

Hydras are awesome literally just mini aliens sitting around in the water

11/4/2026
Isopoda
Isopoda

Friend who rolls

11/4/2026
Wikipedia mascots
Wikipedia mascots

It's a spectrum. All so cute adorable Awwwww

11/4/2026
Smallest House in Great Britain
Smallest House in Great Britain

i mean like it's pretty cool . if i were some sort of dwarf or gnome i could see myself living here

11/4/2026
Nutella
Nutella

mmmmmm🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

11/4/2026
Crime
Crime

I think it's pretty bad

11/4/2026
Cell (biology)
Cell (biology)

Oh yeah

11/4/2026
EmEssex
Em Essex

furry

11/4/2026
Brazen bull
Brazen bull

There's a few people i would like to see in this

11/4/2026
Sperm whale
Sperm whale

THERE SHE BLOWSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

11/4/2026
Fascism
Fascism

That's not good

11/4/2026
Fauvism
Fauvism

it's really good. my favourite art movement ♡

11/4/2026
Shinji Ikari
Shinji Ikari

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢(THESE EMOJIS MEAN I AM ANGRY NOT ANYTHING ELSE)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/4/2026
Haul truck
Haul truck

Cutest vehicle ever

11/4/2026
Windows 2000
Windows 2000

Hot

11/4/2026
Little Goody Two Shoes (video game)
Little Goody Two Shoes (video game)

Play It Right Now

11/4/2026
Library of Ruina
Library of Ruina

5 star if they remove yesod

11/4/2026
Kemono Friends
Kemono Friends

Kemono Friends has changed my life there is nothing better than it. When i am in a state of total dismay Kemono Friends is there for me. Everytime someone only likes it for hululu and grape-kun i cry. Everytime someone hates on the 2017 anime i sob. Everytime a game gets shutdown i wail. These stupid anime girls are amazing. They've really made me appreciate wildlife more. If God is really out there, i am sure that this is one of the sacred testaments that she has bestowed upon humanity. But i believe heaven is on earth because Kemono Friends is in it. And i believe Satan exists because plenty have evil in their hearts and Do not enjoy Kemono friends. Amen. I am like a brony except im a girl and i don't jerk off to the cartoon animals. I love you Kemono Friends it's never this serious.

11/4/2026
Serval
Serval

sugoi!

11/4/2026
OS-tan
OS-tan

CUTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/4/2026
David Baszucki
David Baszucki

Something is going to happen to you Baszucki.

11/4/2026
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Neon Genesis Evangelion

Like whatever

11/4/2026
LeBron James
LeBron James

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James.☺️♥️🫶🏻

11/4/2026
Asuka Langley Soryu
Asuka Langley Soryu

baka

11/4/2026
Bitch (slang)
Bitch (slang)

It's me

11/4/2026
Epaulette shark
Epaulette shark

this guy has googly eyes AND can walk on land AND has cool eggs AND its babies are adorable

11/4/2026
Shoebill
Shoebill

Great. I like. Too many people think they are scary but those posts on twitter blew up so everyone realizes how cute they are now. Thank shoe (if i am not mistaken, the individual in this photo is a female named asante! she's from ueno zoo in tokyo. isn't she cute???)

11/4/2026