WHICH CONCERNS THE COMPANY, BUS, AND ITS VARIOUS OTHER PASSENGERS

‘Tis the tale of our Gregor I hath read and reviewed first, and may I say, ‘tis a well-done tragedy of the highest order… Lo, how my heart weeps as Valen-Ahem, the Maid belittles Samsa so, as his family increasingly holds him in contempt…! Oh, how I wish our own Gregor ‘twas not subject to such cruelty!