Soft drink

you understand why guys in the fifties thought this shit was popping.

Growing up my brother always thought carbonated drinks were too sharp, which really makes me wonder who the hell decided to call them “soft” drinks

i like hard drinks better

yum!

Awful, but can be good as part of a cocktail

they put way too much unhealthy shit in these things for no good reason.

sweet drinks are for children. if your beverage has a significant amount of sugar you are a child and you need to grow up.

yummy

3/5 most of them suck but Mountain dew and Sprite are awesome and dope

Bweautiful liquid ambrosia

Back in high school, when I thought about my favorite things in the world, I realized that beverages might be my #1. Higher than movies, higher than music. Even higher than BBW PORN

How does it do it

sometimes flat

tastes better than water