rizztozier

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Reviews

Trans man
Trans man

type shit

11/4/2026
Barq's
Barq's

have you guys tried oliet bang's? its pretty good

11/4/2026
Mug Root Beer
Mug Root Beer

for me, its Bang's. this is good too though

11/4/2026
Pearl
Pearl

wow.

11/4/2026
Water
Water

you truly cant deny her impact

11/4/2026
Ambroxide
Ambroxide

big fan!

11/4/2026
Ronnie Radke
Ronnie Radke

possibly the whiniest little bitch on the planet

11/4/2026
Popcorn
Popcorn

used to love her. was too taken in by hopecore Superman at the theater and shoveled so much popcorn in my gullet that i woke up at midnight and vomited. havent been able to stomach it since. very sad. try it with m&ms!

11/4/2026
Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream
Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream

hope they add more content but you are also somewhat to blame for your own dissatisfaction if you played it for 60 hours immediately following release and got bored. tomodachi life is a long distance marathon, not a sprint.

11/4/2026
Bánh mì
Bánh mì

im gonna bust

11/4/2026
Dancing baby
Dancing baby

scared the absolute piss out of me as a child for whatever reason. a classic

11/4/2026
Antitheism
Antitheism

argue with the wall

11/4/2026
Chair
Chair

i sit here all the time

11/4/2026
Tumblr
Tumblr

fell off hard as hell. talking in the tags was fun. most people left on the site lowkey annoying as hell

11/4/2026
Pajamas
Pajamas

just sleep in your underwear? i guess if you get too cold at night its nice to have pants on. could not ever be me though im in bed sweating like crazy

11/4/2026
Serval
Serval

big-eared freerf

11/4/2026
Bisexuality
Bisexuality

important to keep ones options open.

11/4/2026
Misogyny
Misogyny

is anyone doing anything about this?

11/4/2026
Disco Elysium
Disco Elysium

kiiiiim im so drunk. kiiiiiiiiim!

11/4/2026
Asmongold
Asmongold

i can smell him through the screen. killed his own mom.

11/4/2026
Misophonia
Misophonia

this is a serious pain in my ass

11/4/2026
Food
Food

i love this shit. we all have eating in common.

11/4/2026
Pocketful of Sunshine
Pocketful of Sunshine

i dont really like this im sorry

11/4/2026
J. K. Rowling
J. K. Rowling

read another book

11/4/2026
Cardboard box
Cardboard box

my cat loves these fuckers

11/4/2026
Femboy
Femboy

so much wasted potential

11/4/2026
Headache
Headache

dont like this at all

11/4/2026
Psy
Psy

god this guy fucking rules

11/4/2026
MarvelCinematicUniverse
Marvel Cinematic Universe

i was made to watch guardians of the galaxy and looked at my phone the entire time. just shit from an ass. the first iron man movie was cool though

11/4/2026
Blueberry
Blueberry

i like them sweet and i like them sour. docking half a point because theyre nasty when too soft. their little crowns are quite cute. good in oatmeal.

11/4/2026
8chan
8chan

i guess pedophiles have to hang out somewhere

11/4/2026
Mukbang
Mukbang

if i wanted to listen to someone chew id go sit in the break room with my annoying fucking coworkers

11/4/2026
Monkey
Monkey

really dont like them even a little bit. but they are valuable living creatures same as any other

11/4/2026
TatsukiFujimoto
Tatsuki Fujimoto

the goat

11/4/2026
Northernlion
Northernlion

my second favorite bald streamer

11/4/2026
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp

looks like he smells like shit and plays the same character in everything he acts in. dont really need him anymore

11/4/2026
Penis
Penis

dont really like these. but if i had one id be sticking it in all kinds of shit lowkey

11/4/2026
Content moderation
Content moderation

has its merits

11/4/2026
Cop slide
Cop slide

how did he go that fast

11/4/2026
Penny-farthing
Penny-farthing

totally swagged out but i would eat shit so hard riding one of these things

11/4/2026
Milkshake
Milkshake

no notes on this one.

11/4/2026
Death of Benito Mussolini
Death of Benito Mussolini

couldnt have happened to a nicer guy

11/4/2026
Mindless Self Indulgence
Mindless Self Indulgence

proto 100 gecs. charges apparently dropped but i still think jimmy euringer did that shit. not very good music but i loved them as a kid

11/4/2026
Chud (pejorative)
Chud (pejorative)

total chud death

11/4/2026
Mother
Mother

my mom rules

11/4/2026
African Americans
African Americans

shoutout

11/4/2026
Strawberry
Strawberry

incredible when theyre good. mid when theyre not. have to eat em within 17 seconds of purchasing because they will mold. one of my favorite artificial candy/soda flavors. aesthetically pleasing. overall she IS That Girl

11/4/2026
Black people
Black people

no complaints

11/4/2026
Haley Stevens
Haley Stevens

what the hell was she thinking. rating based heavily on comedic value because, again, what the fuck man

11/4/2026
Learning
Learning

knowledge is divine!

11/4/2026
Adin Ross
Adin Ross

subliterate moron

11/4/2026
Introspection
Introspection

if you do this too much you get really really self centered

11/4/2026
Chex
Chex

not great on its own or as chex mix but invaluable as puppy chow.

11/4/2026
Ant
Ant

5 stars cause these poor guys have hella war crimes committed against them by particularly cruel children

11/4/2026
Severance (TV series)
Severance (TV series)

markhelly romance is so sauceless. i aint call to talk to you put burt and irving back on the phone. they and milchick and i guess dylan sometimes carry the show imo

11/4/2026
Stone skipping
Stone skipping

am really really not good at this but its such a classic oldhead pastime you kinda have to give it its flowers

11/4/2026
Kneading (cats)
Kneading (cats)

hurts me when my kitties knead on bare skin but id never stop them. i find myself soothed by such blatant, tactile reassurance that they love me and feel safe with me. how wonderful!

11/4/2026
Pink
Pink

big fan! part of a lot of my favorite color combos. hated it unjustly as a child.

11/4/2026
Canned fish
Canned fish

love tinned seafood. many many varieties; there is something for every palate. dont love when there are gritty bits. can be quite expensive on the higher end and will only sometimes be worth the price. if you like smoky flavors try some smoked herring!

11/4/2026
Pomegranate
Pomegranate

great fruit but im docking half a point cause holy shit does it stain. delicious though and pleasing to look at.

11/4/2026
Crying
Crying

can be embarrassing at times. really shouldnt be though. ok thing to do.

11/4/2026
Andrew Tate
Andrew Tate

bald rapist

11/4/2026
Norwegian Forest Cat
Norwegian Forest Cat

beautiful kitty cats

11/4/2026
Gay
Gay

i love gay

11/4/2026
Ad hominem
Ad hominem

i do this and say this

11/4/2026
Vaccine
Vaccine

what an incredible achievement for humanity

11/4/2026
Star Wars
Star Wars

shit from an ass

11/4/2026
Vampire
Vampire

theyre so hot dude. and also cool metaphoricalways as other people have said

11/4/2026
Ian Watkins
Ian Watkins

at least hes in hell

11/4/2026
Jimmy Savile
Jimmy Savile

when i get to hell i am beelining for this motherfucker. it is ON SIGHT.

11/4/2026
Werewolf
Werewolf

not really that cool compared to vampires

11/4/2026
DarkWoke
Dark Woke

type shit

11/4/2026
Magical thinking
Magical thinking

causes me more grief and anxiety than anything

11/4/2026
Cool S
Cool S

dope city bro

11/4/2026
Cheeseburger
Cheeseburger

explaining compend dot org to an american: imagine a website where you can rate Cheeseburger

11/4/2026
Father
Father

fuckin love my dad. nicest most generous guy in the world

11/4/2026
Screaming
Screaming

neighbor doesnt like me doing this

11/4/2026
Chickpea
Chickpea

love this guy. very versatile

11/4/2026
Men's rights movement
Men's rights movement

which rights are at risk exactly

11/4/2026
Hummingbird
Hummingbird

sickass birds

11/4/2026
Mosquito
Mosquito

really dont like them at all but i certainly wouldnt want to remove them as a food source for birds or whatever. they have a role to play same as you and me

11/4/2026
Ice cream
Ice cream

holy #peak not much needs to be said here

11/4/2026
Crane fly
Crane fly

a little frightening to look at. dont think theyre hurtin anyone though. cant really fault them for being weird looking

11/4/2026
Diabetes
Diabetes

fuck this

11/4/2026
Misandry
Misandry

hard to blame folks for this one sometimes

11/4/2026
Cherry
Cherry

really good when theyre good. not super worth the pit when theyre mid to bad. great in pies. generally will avoid when it comes to artificial flavoring (candy, drinks, etc). very pretty to look at

11/4/2026
Snack
Snack

im such a grazer bro i snack all day. huge fan

11/4/2026
Candy
Candy

so many options and all so delicious...

11/4/2026
YouTube Poop
YouTube Poop

incredible, very culturally important stuff on the net

11/4/2026
Onion
Onion

i dont like these at all. i wish i did cause they are in everything. glad everyone else is having fun though

11/4/2026
Feces
Feces

hehe its funny

11/4/2026
Tortoiseshell cat
Tortoiseshell cat

dopeass cats

11/4/2026
Comfort
Comfort

i seek this often highkey

11/4/2026
Pancake
Pancake

pretty good. i like mine with peanut butter and maple syrup.

11/4/2026
Sleep
Sleep

cant wait for bedtime every day ngl

11/4/2026
YouTube
YouTube

used to be way better. fell off pretty hard

11/4/2026
Radical feminism
Radical feminism

its cool

11/4/2026
The Game (mind game)
The Game (mind game)

fuck me dude

11/4/2026
Catharsis
Catharsis

good way to blow off some steam

11/4/2026
Luigi Mangione
Luigi Mangione

he didnt do that shit #freehim

11/4/2026
Cloud
Cloud

lots of different varieties. very cool. beautiful in sunrises/sunsets too

11/4/2026
Mashed potato
Mashed potato

ambrosia

11/4/2026
Bark (sound)
Bark (sound)

RORORORORORORO

11/4/2026
Zohran Mamdani
Zohran Mamdani

i wish he were my mayor bro nyc can you guys please share

11/4/2026
Transmisogyny
Transmisogyny

i dont like it

11/4/2026
Blue
Blue

coolest color of all time easily

11/4/2026
Pet
Pet

i love having a little animal in my house more than i love being alive

11/4/2026
SpongeBob SquarePants (character)
SpongeBob SquarePants (character)

thats my brother

11/4/2026
Penguin
Penguin

my grandma looooved penguins bro miss u gma. im partial to the emperor penguin myself

11/4/2026
8
8

thats my favorite number!!

11/4/2026
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants

i love spongebob more than i love some of my family bru

11/4/2026
Hoodwinked!
Hoodwinked!

oh hell yes dude love me some hoodwinked

11/4/2026
Homosexuality
Homosexuality

so sick dude hell yes

11/4/2026
Archive of Our Own
Archive of Our Own

docking a star for not being up atm

11/4/2026
Red Scare (podcast)
Red Scare (podcast)

"not now honey mommy is podcasting for peter thiel"

11/4/2026
Winston (Overwatch)
Winston (Overwatch)

like a brother to me deadass

11/4/2026
Hay
Hay

ts for horses bru

11/4/2026
Midriff
Midriff

mmfmfghghh

11/4/2026
Dick Cheney
Dick Cheney

this dude shot somebody !!

11/4/2026
Online piracy
Online piracy

#yup

11/4/2026
Cruelty to animals
Cruelty to animals

not as punishable as it should be ngl some of the "cute animal videos" i see online would see the uploader executed under my regime

11/4/2026
Death
Death

im afraid! but its as much a part of life as birth. invaluable incentive for making the most out of ones life.

11/4/2026
Paramore
Paramore

i dont care for them that much but its undeniable that hayley williams is an incredible singer and also woke as #fuck so good for her

11/4/2026
Bathroom
Bathroom

i be shitting in there. prone to water damage generally. could be better optimized somehow but im not smart enough to conceptualize that

11/4/2026
Flatulence humor
Flatulence humor

highkey funniest shit ever

11/4/2026
Frutiger Aero
Frutiger Aero

i like it

11/4/2026
Banana
Banana

not a huge fan. odd texture. good flavor. important component of banana bread.

11/4/2026
Yuri (genre)
Yuri (genre)

god tier shit

11/4/2026
Dancing plague of 1518
Dancing plague of 1518

bet this was weird as hell to experience

11/4/2026
Milk
Milk

mmm yummy

11/4/2026
Police
Police

we have to figure something else out man

11/4/2026
Cannabis (drug)
Cannabis (drug)

now THAT is what i am FUCKING TALKING ABOUT

11/4/2026
Boys' love
Boys' love

yuuuuup

11/4/2026
Carrot
Carrot

i like these a lot raw. not a huge fan when cooked. great dipping potential. nice crunch

11/4/2026
SexyBack
SexyBack

take em to the bridge

11/4/2026
Synthesizer
Synthesizer

so dope dude hell yes

11/4/2026
Dog
Dog

love this thing

11/4/2026
Bidens hyperborea
Bidens hyperborea

chudweed !!

11/4/2026
Armpit fetishism
Armpit fetishism

YYYEEEEEAAAAQAAHHHHHHH

11/4/2026
Sugar
Sugar

man i love this shit

11/4/2026
BipolarIIdisorder
Bipolar II disorder

i dont have a lot of fun with this if im honest

11/4/2026
Flatulence
Flatulence

VERY funny

11/4/2026
Leslie Feinberg
Leslie Feinberg

goat

11/4/2026
White people
White people

they pop off sometimes. cant think of anything cool theyve done right now but theres definitely something

11/4/2026
Linguistics
Linguistics

just so so dope i wish i coulda had a career in it

11/4/2026
Alcoholic beverage
Alcoholic beverage

i dont love this stuff to be honest (sad drunk) but i will fuck up a margarita for sure

11/4/2026
Public library
Public library

everyone should make frequent use of their nearest public library! incredibly important third spaces with tons of great resources.

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Petting
Petting

strong contender for best thing ever invented

11/4/2026
Woman
Woman

i love you women

11/4/2026
Homestuck
Homestuck

so formative for me homestuck i will always always always love you

11/4/2026
Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake

truly one of the white boys of all time. would be five stars if not for his treatment of britney spears and his failure to stand up for janet jackson following The Incident. hes got some pipes though fs

11/4/2026
Alan Turing
Alan Turing

they did this poor man so dirty.

11/4/2026
Ben Shapiro
Ben Shapiro

hate this dude i would love to trip him as he walked by me even though he is 2 feet tall and doesnt have far to fall

11/4/2026
Friendship
Friendship

shoutout the homies

11/4/2026
Chronic wasting disease
Chronic wasting disease

scary !!

11/4/2026
Cat
Cat

meow meow meow meow

11/4/2026
Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Assassination of Charlie Kirk

will always remember exactly where i was when this happened

11/4/2026
Orangutan
Orangutan

could peel me apart like a twizzler. a little frightening. in awe of nature.

11/4/2026
Costco hot dog
Costco hot dog

really not up my alley as far as hot dogs go but for that price you cannot go wrong

11/4/2026
Menstruation
Menstruation

do not recommend

11/4/2026
Prosciutto
Prosciutto

not my favorite. but if we criticize food we become sinful.

11/4/2026
Heterosexuality
Heterosexuality

stupid but largely none of my business

11/4/2026
Sexual intercourse
Sexual intercourse

i got other shit going on if im honest

11/4/2026
Wordle
Wordle

cool when the word of the day isnt chosen by hitler

11/4/2026
Tiramisu
Tiramisu

love that shit

11/4/2026
Transgender
Transgender

hell yeah dude

11/4/2026
Tesla Cybertruck
Tesla Cybertruck

uglyass truck that explodes into a gorillion pieces upon contact with moisture

11/4/2026