Achillas

A pathological liar is one of the funnier things you can be, but alas she flew too close to the sun

I never got why the Cenobites always talk about 'pleasure and pain' when it really seems like just pain. Like exclusively pain.

If you've been on the internet at all you know Aristotle lowkey cooked with this one

Thank you Kojima

Really came around to this after I stopped drinking coffee

Awful, but can be good as part of a cocktail

Had an apricot tree growing up and loved eating them fresh, idk about dried ones though

Seasons 4-6 are the pinnacle I think, but the later seasons still have good stuff in them

I'm not sure I can handle it

A lot more chill and lowkey than people make it out to be, granted I've only done small amounts before

Idk if there's really any recreational drugs that are good for your body per se, but at least this one doesn't induce psychosis

Fresh, real, whipped cream? Very yummy. The canned stuff is crap though

I feel like these guys figured it out. Be a mammal and then just lay eggs anyway. Seems way easier than live birth.

Classic guy

They can be mean sometimes, but have a very pretty song

Love love love love love

Smelly

Tedious and painful

What the fuck.

Hahahaha! These things are great!

Makes it all worth it tbh

The greatest thing since... well...

Perfect front to back

Literally what can you say?

Hard to go wrong with this one

Aaaaaaahhhhh

Lowkey how we're supposed to be but also it gets pretty cold sometimes

I don't get it. What is she spitting on?

Read about it in some book, seems really underrated

Beautiful flowers, but kind of a messy shrub

His beak can hold more than he belican

Her version of 'Black Is The Colour Of My True Love's Hair.' Divine.

Sleeping is good, but bedtime suuuuuuuucks

I love her sheep videos on instagram

Very possibly best bird on earth and a beautiful part of where I grew up

The superior human experience