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Evil
Evil

Every villain is lemons

11/4/2026
Taffy (candy)
Taffy (candy)

Salt water taffy is objectively the best confectionary treat.

11/4/2026
Bodyodor
Body odor

ngh~

11/4/2026
Tomato
Tomato

Nothing will ever top the sensation of biting straight into a fresh, juicy tomato picked off the vine.

11/4/2026
Garlic
Garlic

So many dishes use garlic it's comical how good this thing tastes.

11/4/2026
Observable universe
Observable universe

What good things could I even say about this? As wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle. BORING!

11/4/2026
Introspection
Introspection

Why would you EVER think about yourself how USELESS!

11/4/2026
Mewgenics
Mewgenics

It's a game we all love to play! It's quite simple. You take the good ones, throw the rest away.

11/4/2026
Lee Morgan
Lee Morgan

Play that shit Morgan!

11/4/2026
Clifford Brown
Clifford Brown

i love his tone it's like none other

11/4/2026
Soft drink
Soft drink

i like hard drinks better

11/4/2026
Skeleton
Skeleton

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

11/4/2026
SpongeBob SquarePants (character)
SpongeBob SquarePants (character)

Yellow porous 🧽 🧽 beautiful friend

11/4/2026
Public transport
Public transport

I want you. Please. Come back to me.

11/4/2026
Nipple
Nipple

this shit SLAPPED when I was young

11/4/2026
Eugenics
Eugenics

believe it or not this effort tended to lean towards inbreeding and racism. hm

11/4/2026
Contrarian
Contrarian

I hate these people. But we need a few. Unfortunately.

11/4/2026
Music
Music

I think I've heard of this before

11/4/2026
Penguin
Penguin

these fucking freaks walk around with feathers and webbed feet in the middle of nowhere. they don't care at all about you. But I. Care so deeply about them. They'll never know how much love I have for them.

11/4/2026
Human
Human

A couple of my pals happened to be this!

11/4/2026
Landlord
Landlord

DON'T forget to tip your landlord!

11/4/2026
Profanity
Profanity

**** this **** ***** **** ***!!!!!!!!!

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Large language model
Large language model

XHATGPTT HOW DO I WRITE A BAD REVIEW FOR LARGE LANGUAGE NODELS HSLP IM ILLTIERATE AND I OUTSIYRCE ALL MY THINKING

11/4/2026
Goofing off
Goofing off

Horseplay is WAAAYYYY better. Goofballs stand no chance against the cavalry 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐴🐴🐴🐴🐎🐎🐎🐎

11/4/2026
Mother
Mother

My mom was this

11/4/2026
Bird
Bird

birds are so beautiful and must be protected. please make sure to warn birds of any rocks. Stones kill two birds in their lifetime on average

11/4/2026
Mpreg
Mpreg

Cosmo Fairly Odd Parents

11/4/2026
Columbo (character)
Columbo (character)

This guy.. he's alright. But just one more thing.....

11/4/2026
Genocide
Genocide

Well. This is quite a cruel thing

11/3/2026
5
5

Any number divisible by five is so attractive

11/3/2026
2
2

Two

11/3/2026
Language
Language

Some twats made a tower and now we're reliant on this bullshit

11/3/2026
Steve (Minecraft)
Steve (Minecraft)

This is the BULL of Minecraft

11/3/2026
Tautology (logic)
Tautology (logic)

Yeah. That's... Uh..... Pretty obvious I guess

11/3/2026
Hello
Hello

hello!

11/3/2026
Time
Time

Was a fourth dimension really necessary? Kinda just gums up everything. Complexity =/= Quality

11/3/2026
Jazz
Jazz

I love hard bop so much.

11/3/2026
Ahmad Jamal
Ahmad Jamal

I love Music

11/3/2026
Humour
Humour

Sometimes I laugh about this other times I'm a bit confused but it's a pleasant distraction from things that upset me yeah

11/3/2026
Racism
Racism

I don't think it's really fair to discriminate people based on aesthetic differences that can't be controlled. To play devil's advocate, however, I can see how this is appealing if you're quite narrow minded or struggle to understand the world from a different point of view that is even remotely different from your own

11/3/2026
Cheating
Cheating

Very rarely a good act. I'll be quite disappointed in you if you commit it without a fair reason.

11/3/2026
Sexual intercourse
Sexual intercourse

11/3/26 Haven't experienced it personally yet. Will update review to show a more fair opinion once I've become more familiar.

11/3/2026
Number
Number

Do these even exist? Cool idea but I've never seen a "number two" or a "seventy-five" in my life. Quite impractical

11/3/2026
Reproduction
Reproduction

Apparently I was made through this, wasn't really up to me though

11/3/2026
War
War

People died from this

11/3/2026
Food
Food

People always make shit out of this

11/3/2026
Hatred
Hatred

I Hate Hatred don't Do It

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
J. J. Johnson
J. J. Johnson

you're such a talented boner man i love you thank you man

11/3/2026
Woman
Woman

My mom was one of these

11/3/2026
Calculator
Calculator

Overall pretty useful. For those who don't know, "calc" is slang for calculator.

11/3/2026
Bulgaria
Bulgaria

BULGARIA CREATED CYRILLIC!!! BULGARIA TRUE INHABITANTS OF THE EARTH GREATEST OF ALL MANKIND WE PROSPER

11/3/2026
Asparagus
Asparagus

Tastes real good. So good. It makes my pee smell weird but that's alright

11/3/2026
Edmund McMillen
Edmund McMillen

I like his games but I heard he was chumming it up with Adolf Hitler which is problematic

11/3/2026
Earth
Earth

Currently where I live, pretty nice spot lots of variety and things to do. Some of the roommates are rude but can't complain if I'm not paying

11/3/2026
Don't Starve
Don't Starve

Enjoyable lil game innit

11/3/2026
Overwatch
Overwatch

I'm a masochist who enjoys suffering and loves the struggle

11/3/2026
Capitalism
Capitalism

Dude. Come on. I said dude come on the proletariat is going to be exploited. And look what happened

11/3/2026
Concept
Concept

thought about this one time

11/3/2026
Life
Life

Definitely an acquired taste, not for everyone. Certainly takes some effort to enjoy

11/3/2026
Death
Death

Overrated not something I'd want to experience

11/3/2026
Cancer
Cancer

Really not a fan

11/3/2026
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler

Shitty artist , somehow an even worse person?

11/3/2026
Sergei Rachmaninoff
Sergei Rachmaninoff11/3/2026