allknower

The airport was okay

If he could read, there’s a chance he’d be even worse

Grabbing and taking people to the ground is, in other contexts, a very troubling combination

Go Women!

丅

Gotta get me one of these

Not older than my dad (surprising)?

It’s a good song but when it became a meme I got a little annoyed by it

If he turns out to be a piece of shit I’m gonna break a table, and in doing so fracture bones in my hand

The entire horror genre in film should give this a big “Thank You” card

I get why you guys like this site. It’s nifty as all get out!

Sometimes scary unless lesbian

Doesn’t exist

AI is currently making this shit pointless and we should all be very afraid.

There was a trend about this number a while ago, for those who didn’t know

1/2 of a Liger. 3.5/5 stars

They can be so silly!

I die on these regularly

The Flintstones movie taught me the true origin of this magnificent material, and because I support women: 5/5

Listen we all do it

Autistic Son or Also Autistic Daughter

Telling my friend me to all give a 4/5 or higher, otherwise I’ll block them.

Could be better :/

Surprisingly huge category of things— most of them nasty

Wolves, but tame

Aspirational Figures

The John travolta and Nic cage kinds are cool. The weeping kind are scary and make me sad

First half was Baller

Worthless unless implemented. 0.03/5

Ngl I had no idea he’s older than my dad til now. Thanks Wikipedia!

Employers should be applying for workers, not the other way around

I get these regularly (I’m confident enough in myself to say that publicly (under a thick layer of internet anonymity))

People are too afraid to say it but I will: second best vowel.

Pretty sure this guy was gay as hell

“Apolitical”

Nerdshit

It works just look at people who think card tricks are cool

Don’t get me fucking started

I hate to be the one to post this. My partner of 10 years and I are together because of one

Aussy Pastry

My only complaint is that I don’t remember what it felt like. Otherwise pretty epic

I hate that John Green taught me about this song. But hey I like the song what can I say

I didn’t know Fukouna Shoujo 03 had such a rich history behind it

I think it’s cool he’s still kicking. Might revisit when he’s not

The people who run this account ARENT ACTUALLY LIBS?????!!!!

Wouldn’t sit atop a throne composed of any other material

Can someone explain the difference between this and the smiley face that 4th graders are freaking out about

Uzumaki in real life

When it was one among other options for entertaining internet video content, I’d have given it a 4.5

just do a fuckin word search or something what the fuck

Word is he’s a pretty huge piece of shit— almost the Epstein of British people

It’s crazy how many of these guys have great(10^523899) grandparents that kids dig up in science discovery kits from target

I liked when the roads were empty

This is a critter made of dust and stupidity

porkys butthole

she smelly (in a good way))

Read with the same delivery as “Alaskan Bull Worm!”

I’m telling you guys: *this* is really the time i finally escape it

I got stuck

Fuck this rigged shit. You can’t offer me $15,000 and expect me to *not* spend it and never pay it back.

These reviews really took me by surprise because all I see is a dog; y’all see a living breathing mythical creature of some kind.

First thing that caught my eye: that feller in the picture’s got a mighty hog. Second thing: slapping the salami’s never been all it’s cracked up to be, in my experience

Sometimes I say things are shape but they’re actually form. Sometimes form look like shape but is actually shaped like form so is just form shaped form

“Overhead interior surface” Couldn’t’ve said it better myself

Ranking this on how disappointing the name is

The original Non Binary Sibling that your dad misgenders out of deep-seated self hatred and regret

Pretty sure if you participate in this you’re falling for the joke. It’s a test to see how gullible some gooners are

Had no qualms with them until they made Centuries. Bridges have been burned since.

I wonder what would happen if you dug a really deep trench all the way around a data center, not stopping for cables or pipes or anything like that..

It’s 2026. Girls can be fuckin Gay now, I guess

My friend once told me that being vaporized would be more painful… I still don’t see where he’s coming from with that take

I got dunked on by a kindergartener for calling an Iguana a “Lizard”. Never making *that* mistake again.

I learned from a documentary once that apparently the entirety of Outer Space is like… dictated by love, or something? Idk check it out for yourself it’s called “Interstellar” and features a very passionate Anne Hathaway.

Matt is going places, man

I’m gonna be the bravest white person alive and give this a 5 star rating while also noting that they straight up did black face and AAVE for laughs. The show is pretty friggin funny, Not going to lie

Pronounced “YOO-ler”. Not-so-coincidentally similar to the way we say “ROO-ler”… makes ya think

The first time I saw this movie I was like 9 and had only seen Spirited Away before; needless to say it fucked me up for a lil while.

Kids these days be like “if six-nine is sucking cock and eating pussy, what’s six-seven???” The answer is that 67ing is when someone removes their floating ribs and hyperextends their spine so that they can give themselves a rimjob. Happy?

The beginning is iconic and Hal is cunty. That’s all that needs to be said.

what a shitass picture. my boy deserves better

Whatever that green shit is? goes great with whatever the white shit is

Just a terrible habit that leads to Being Weird

What? He’s a charming guy!

F to the No . Thank You

If SpongeBob were real he’d probably get assassinated Tupac-Style by The Squidward Gang. Goddamn they’re always taken from us too soon 😢

Anyone who says, “this is the same as ‘Woman’” needs to learn what the fuck Age is.

Jason Derulo’s evil older brother

being really into Bigfoot at this point just makes you sound either like someone who collected Skylanders or someone who cares that Crawfish and Shrimp are different things.

Growing up my brother always thought carbonated drinks were too sharp, which really makes me wonder who the hell decided to call them “soft” drinks

It’s just an onion, right?

she’s rode hard and put away wet day after day, and yet the ol girl keeps on spinnin. If that ain’t the damn truth

I wish I could just detach my penis, like in the song “Detachable Penis”

that is actually a picture of an entire vagina-butthole-combo, yet the mons pubis is actually just what we call “the mound”, and is hardly featured in this image. misleading to say the least

SAD!

holy fucking shit oh my god dude i’m gonna fucking bust

Homie looks like a bad guy from a Roald Dahl book

If you haven’t heard this guy’s Israel Kamakawiwo’ole routine… it’s something

Only slightly better than Kornell’s solo work, which was a little better than Temple of the Dog, which was better than Audioslave.

I wish we could un-create generative AI

Legit the worst gift man has ever been given.. you can’t even touch it without going “ouch! hot!” Very funny, Prometheus . NOT!

Can someone tell me how to give this ZERO stars????

All jokes aside: I didn’t really know him personally so who am I to judge 🤷 Edit: Holy shit this guy was bad

Is this what Banging is? That’s it?

more people need to know about this. Sending this to everyone I know right now ✊

please! Stop!

no offense to any native Hawaiians, but: Daddy Likeyyy

Space is actually boring as fuck. All of the stuff that’s *not* space out there is what’s actually interesting.

Tight race between this and “cooperation” for being my favorite teamwork

I really wanna hear Mike Lindell’s take on this one

not a huge fan of this one, guys

Normal people call em “Movies”

toile

only one god out ther eand His name is Chris the Lord

yeah he kiiinda pisses me off :(

been hearing about this lately and i gotta say: I Apporve 👍

if batman were real i'd be his biggest fan ever

golly i Freaking Hate this shit, man

don it just do that sometime

Who's with me?!

i feel like we call a lot of things "tree" but they're all kinda differnt

i should call her

it's a gun that makes you sound like a guy who doesn't know what any other guns are called

best cartoon miniseries hands down. if i get bullied for having this take i will simply turn the other cheek, for i know who is right and who is wrong

100% thought I was writing a review for a ballsack nailed to a post. always pictures first; words second.

My favorite book; not as quotable as Homestar Runner, however.

I quote this shit more than I quote my favorite book: The Client by John Grisham

Never thought I'd say this: I'm sad *this* hitler died

he looks so angry all the time and it makes me scared

can somebody tell me how Five Nights at Freddy's is a Christian Video Game

can somebody tell me how this ain't just root beer

can somebody tell me how this ain't just ice cream

don't worry, i'll protect you

if this is the same thing as being gay then i'm so down

after this it all stopped being good

anyone who says they know what this is is a dirty fucking liar

Rest in Power Sir Patrick Stewart

The Replacements made a good-ass song about this very thing, funnily enough.

my friend thinks this planet is straight up evil. i'd give it 10 stars if i could.

I'm not even gonna touch this topic, chat. Can't read maps.

I don't like any of the avatar movies. overrated. but hey that's just the objective inarguable truth.

oh boy, look at this tall glass of water ayyayyay!

damn. Good For Her

imagine liking "vulva" so much you mistake it for food lmao

we must go deeper

i hate this shit so much.

compend lite

been recommended this more times than i can count.

the only rule I'm aware of except for the gender swap thing

fuck off and die

uhhh pretty sure this is justa long word for Fart

yellowy

For this review I'd like to emulate a liberal Gen X guy: easiest 5 stars i ever gave. cheers 🥂 😎

I ain't never seen two pretty boyfriends. Always one of em gotta be ugly.

I don't get why the smiley face turns scary

I remember pizza being really good pretty sure

If I were 11years old I’d call it “tuff”

don’t even get me started

Good for you big dog

Keep frickin dreamin

goddamn ugly

Writing with a feather looks dumb. You can’t even just use the feather either… you have to put shit on the feather first.

I can’t believe multiple cast members have said the n-word and we all still love the damn show.

the childhood bird

Bowie died right at the jump and it’s only gotten worse since.