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I love J.T. Realmuto more than anything.

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Baseball
Baseball

GO PHILS. FUCK THE METS. fantastic romantic sport that I enjoy despite the horrors.

11/5/2026
Christian Yelich
Christian Yelich

fantastic homosexual, but has skinny hips.

11/5/2026
Bryce Harper
Bryce Harper

little gay boy. bratty. cocky. the bestest. fake fat ass but it's ok we love him. goated. future HOFer. if he doesn't get a ring you'll see me on the news. beautiful big blue eyes. with that lovely mole under one of them. hope he never gets it removed. when he grows his hair out he's the most gorgeous man on earth. I like the buzzcut fuzz too. Miss him and his tiktoks. he's so unserious. love him.

11/5/2026
J. T. Realmuto
J. T. Realmuto

the bestest boy. hottest catcher. hottest baseball player. hottest man. hottest person ever, even. fantastic ass and pop time. beautiful swing and plate habits. great thick oklahoman accent and thighs. got some catholic guilt going on but that's ok we can work with it. very polite and sits politely too. needs his vaccines updated for sure. don mattingly will pay for his crimes against this beautiful man. miss him dearly this warm november. perfect man.

11/5/2026