fav guys
A list by iwantaskeleton · 2 items
fav guys!
- J. T. Realmuto
iwantaskeleton's latest · 2026-11-05★★★★★the bestest boy. hottest catcher. hottest baseball player. hottest man. hottest person ever, even. fantastic ass and pop time. beautiful swing and plate habits. great thick oklahoman accent and thighs. got some catholic guilt going on but that's ok we can work with it. very polite and sits politely too. needs his vaccines updated for sure. don mattingly will pay for his crimes against this beautiful man. miss him dearly this warm november. perfect man.
- Bryce Harper
iwantaskeleton's latest · 2026-11-05★★★★★little gay boy. bratty. cocky. the bestest. fake fat ass but it's ok we love him. goated. future HOFer. if he doesn't get a ring you'll see me on the news. beautiful big blue eyes. with that lovely mole under one of them. hope he never gets it removed. when he grows his hair out he's the most gorgeous man on earth. I like the buzzcut fuzz too. Miss him and his tiktoks. he's so unserious. love him.
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