J. T. Realmuto
J. T. Realmuto

Review byiwantaskeleton· 2026-11-05

the bestest boy. hottest catcher. hottest baseball player. hottest man. hottest person ever, even. fantastic ass and pop time. beautiful swing and plate habits. great thick oklahoman accent and thighs. got some catholic guilt going on but that's ok we can work with it. very polite and sits politely too. needs his vaccines updated for sure. don mattingly will pay for his crimes against this beautiful man. miss him dearly this warm november. perfect man.

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