Bryce Harper
Bryce Harper

Review byiwantaskeleton· 2026-11-05

little gay boy. bratty. cocky. the bestest. fake fat ass but it's ok we love him. goated. future HOFer. if he doesn't get a ring you'll see me on the news. beautiful big blue eyes. with that lovely mole under one of them. hope he never gets it removed. when he grows his hair out he's the most gorgeous man on earth. I like the buzzcut fuzz too. Miss him and his tiktoks. he's so unserious. love him.

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