things that have been in my mouth today, ranked

A ranked list by jack · 12 items

9 comments

AlexR2026-11-03

Water is the obvious favorite, but I'd say DXM gives it a run for its money

jack2026-11-03

easy mistake to make, but that's just my adhd medication, not DXM! i'm not that interesting.

Vincent2026-11-03

You forgot one. Penis

jack2026-11-03

it doesnt reach

redbull2026-11-03

waiting for you to add red bull, or penis.

dizzy2026-11-04

milk below toothpaste is crazy

water in first place. things are how they ought to be

corviceps2026-11-04

No tongue? Teeth?? im so fucking scared rn

elstree2026-11-04

dental floss where

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