elstree

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Reviews

Adderall
Adderall

shit gives me heart palpitations even at low doses

11/4/2026
Soil
Soil

more of a loam fan personally

11/4/2026
Dancing baby
Dancing baby

what a little freak! but we love him for it

11/4/2026
Cheese
Cheese

big cheddar fan but Id like to branch out more

11/4/2026
Sexual content in film
Sexual content in film

Overhated, man. Can add a lot when done right. I like the scene in Miami Vice (2006) where Jamie Foxx pretends to prematurely ejaculate while having sex with his girlfriend as a bit.

11/4/2026
Cooking
Cooking

I like to do it, but sometimes I get annoyed that I need to do it

11/4/2026
Chris Morris (satirist)
Chris Morris (satirist)

pretty funny guy

11/4/2026
Listening
Listening

one of my primary pasttimes

11/4/2026
Caravaggio
Caravaggio

amazing art -- intensity and passion intermingled with mystery and the divine

11/4/2026
Toothbrush moustache
Toothbrush moustache

oh man, you're skating on thin ice

11/4/2026
Ghost
Ghost

the KKK ruined this as a Halloween costume

11/4/2026
Purple
Purple

top 2 easy

11/4/2026
Death row
Death row

pretty fucked up situation to be in

11/4/2026
Cambrianexplosion
Cambrian explosion

wow, what a time to be alive

11/4/2026
Swans (band)
Swans (band)

they're ok. I listened to To Be Kind a decent amount when that came out

11/4/2026
Cathode ray tube
Cathode ray tube

love love love

11/4/2026
Orangutan
Orangutan

thinking about how much I love Orangutans brings me close to tears

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Diaper fetishism
Diaper fetishism

weird, in a bad way

11/4/2026
Cringecomedy
Cringe comedy

not against it for any principled reason, but generally just really not to my taste

11/4/2026
Mac Tonight
Mac Tonight

he was good in the Saint Pepsi music video

11/4/2026
MP3
MP3

man, what a classic. Can't tell the difference between 192 and 320 kbps in a blind comparison, so I guess that makes me some sort of Philistine

11/4/2026
ASCII art
ASCII art

much respect to the ascii-heads. would like to make a little more, myself

11/4/2026
Assassination of Shinzo Abe
Assassination of Shinzo Abe

pretty rude

11/4/2026
Soulseek
Soulseek

one of the great successes of the Internet

11/4/2026
Wonderwall
Wonderwall

play freebird

11/4/2026
Apartheid
Apartheid

hate it

11/4/2026
Block (Internet)
Block (Internet)

Use sparingly

11/4/2026
Complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir
Complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir

why'd he have to do sit-sin like that, man

11/4/2026
Sandwich
Sandwich

lots of places you can go with this

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Pedophile advocacy groups
Pedophile advocacy groups

makes you look pretty weird

11/4/2026
Harsh noise
Harsh noise

good if you're That Type of Guy

11/4/2026
The Holocaust
The Holocaust

worse than finding half a worm in your apple

11/4/2026
Headache
Headache

Oh shit I feel one coming on right nowm fuck I should've taken Tylenol like 20minutes ago to prevent this

11/4/2026
Q*bert
Q*bert

Q bert seems like a real freak. Like he'd be really into foot porn or something

11/4/2026
LSD
LSD

good for you spiritually (in moderation)

11/4/2026
Goofing off
Goofing off

haha, so me!

11/4/2026
Geese (band)
Geese (band)

worse than the animal

11/4/2026
Zionism
Zionism

Pretty ill-advised but seems hard to take back now

11/4/2026
Eric Booker
Eric Booker

I think they really got his essence with that picture

11/4/2026
Golden hour (photography)
Golden hour (photography)

also a great Brian Eno song

11/4/2026
Salt
Salt

uh, dude, that isn't sodium chloride. It's salt

11/4/2026
Mormonism and polygamy
Mormonism and polygamy

Spend some time in Utah and you'll start to Notice

11/4/2026
Spetters
Spetters

this one gets a bad rap, it's actually really good

11/4/2026
Xavier: Renegade Angel
Xavier: Renegade Angel

the Apex Predator of television

11/4/2026
Society
Society

it's always the quiet ones

11/4/2026
Buldak Ramen
Buldak Ramen

My favorite instant noodle by far. I like it with fried spam, scallions, kimchi, and melted American cheese

11/4/2026
Human penis size
Human penis size

every once in a while, you gotta check

11/4/2026
Trilobite
Trilobite

every natural history museum I go to, it's a beeline to the trilobites. Just the best.

11/4/2026
Alchemy
Alchemy

quite interesting, laced with symbolic richness. Perhaps the science of a less disenchanted world?

11/4/2026
Alan Wake
Alan Wake

Alan go back to sleep

11/4/2026
Constructivism (art)
Constructivism (art)

Pretty cool. Saw an art exhibit about this in Russia a few years ago

11/4/2026
Gastroesophageal reflux disease
Gastroesophageal reflux disease

not good, from what I've heard

11/4/2026
Self
Self

life is better when you don't think about it too much

11/4/2026
Rococo
Rococo

cool but also corny. would've absolutely loved this shit if I was an 18th c. peasant

11/4/2026
Joke
Joke

bad ones piss me off but good ones rule

11/4/2026
Hasan Piker
Hasan Piker

man, I hate this guy. Not smart enough to be a political commentator

11/4/2026
Retard
Retard (pejorative)

seems like it's making a comeback these days. I'm all for it

11/4/2026
Cheesecake
Cheesecake

yummy. Nice with fruit, as seen above

11/4/2026
Osu!
Osu!

tried to get into this shit a few years ago but all the tracks are weeaboo music

11/4/2026
YouTube Poop
YouTube Poop

Some of my very favorite creative works of all time are YTPs

11/4/2026
Music
Music

so sick, dude

11/4/2026
Kim Kitsuragi
Kim Kitsuragi

I do that 'smoke exactly one cigarette a day' shit Kim does and it's made me a much better person

11/4/2026
Common raven
Common raven

on some Nevermore type shi

11/4/2026
Meeting
Meeting

I bet you're all wondering why I've gathered you here

11/4/2026
Defecation
Defecation

you gotta do what you gotta do

11/4/2026
Banana
Banana

the banana in smoothie discourse has gone too far. I like bananas in my smoothie and I'm not afraid to say it.

11/4/2026
Consumerism
Consumerism

every once in a while you gotta give in to your urges and Consume, but you pay a small spiritual price each time

11/4/2026
Personal computer
Personal computer

a whole computer, just for me?

11/4/2026
Anthony Fantano
Anthony Fantano

annoying and boring opinions. culturally downstream from rym + /mu/ forum culture

11/4/2026
White people
White people

thas me baby

11/4/2026
Alcohol (drug)
Alcohol (drug)

if alcohol is a drug, how come people use the phrase 'drugs and alcohol?'

11/4/2026 · 3 comments
Casio F-91W
Casio F-91W

my beloved

11/4/2026
Depression (mood)
Depression (mood)

been there, brother. I go there all the time

11/4/2026
Consciousness
Consciousness

huh?

11/4/2026
Wheel
Wheel

damn, I wish I thought of that

11/4/2026
X (social network)
X (social network)

I been seeing nothing but plane crashes and car crashes on this shit. Did I search it? No. Do I watch them? Yes. Feel like this app may not surface the best psychological impulses

11/4/2026
Strength training
Strength training

been getting into this lately. I like it a lot

11/4/2026
Tao Te Ching
Tao Te Ching

I like the Gia Fu Feng translation (usually published with nice nature photos by Jane English)

11/4/2026
Autism
Autism

I fuck with the autistic community but sometimes one of them pisses me off

11/4/2026
Walking
Walking

extremely useful but a bit fuckin boring

11/4/2026
Apple cider
Apple cider

first name Dixon

11/4/2026
Fritos
Fritos

I like em with chili but never eat them otherwise. Once I ate an extra large bag in one sitting and then vomited later that day so now they kind of taste like vomit to me.

11/4/2026
Faggot
Faggot

a word with a great, punchy, sound to it

11/4/2026
Mozzarella sticks
Mozzarella sticks

tastes ok but kinda has that puerile 'dino nuggie' vibe

11/4/2026
Utah teapot
Utah teapot

probably deserves a lower rating but I'm getting that "nervous in front of a celebrity" feeling

11/4/2026
Penis
Penis

easy 5/5 for sure

11/4/2026
Hentai
Hentai

damn she gettin creamed out in the pic

11/4/2026
Transgender
Transgender

I feel like it would be frowned upon to give this one a rating

11/4/2026
Ian Watkins
Ian Watkins

don't know who this is but ig we all hate him

11/4/2026
Baphomet
Baphomet

cool OC but you're a dork if you worship this shit to Own the Christians

11/4/2026
Canned fish
Canned fish

big fan. Some brands of sardine kind of short circuit my brain with stinky smell but I eat em anyways

11/4/2026
Dunning–Kruger effect
Dunning–Kruger effect

too many mfs name dropping this shit. some concepts should be gatekept

11/4/2026
Masturbation
Masturbation

pretty cool

11/4/2026
Hanged, drawn and quartered
Hanged, drawn and quartered

there's no replacement

11/4/2026
No NutNovember
No Nut November

personally? Love nutting however Kind of an interesting phenomenon anthropologically

11/4/2026
J. K. Rowling
J. K. Rowling

don't really like her books probably overhated at this point

11/4/2026
OK Govideography
OK Go videography

used to be a good conversation starter I suppose

11/4/2026
Mpreg
Mpreg

nah, not for me big dog

11/4/2026
Ween
Ween

their pop stuff is all really great. Haven't really gotten into the experimental albums yet but I might Love the matching Dean Ween + Gene Ween stage names

11/4/2026
Kaomoji
Kaomoji

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

11/4/2026
Caffeine
Caffeine

been getting into taking caffeine pills (hella efficient) I like the ones that also have l theanine

11/4/2026
TikTok
TikTok

nope. Sucks.

11/4/2026
Friedrich Nietzsche
Friedrich Nietzsche

I wanna read him in German but I have to learn German first

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Fetish art
Fetish art

pretty cool, sometimes I just like to see what's out there

11/4/2026
Woodcock
Woodcock

check out the recording of the song Woodycock by the Folger Consort

11/4/2026
Wordle
Wordle

gets boring really quickly. Don't know how people stay interested after like a week

11/4/2026
Peanut butter
Peanut butter

way overrated but sometimes it hits the spot

11/4/2026
QBittorrent
QBittorrent

no complaints honestly. wish windows had unix-like symbolic linking, that would make torrent management a lot easier. Not really qBittorent's fault tho

11/4/2026
Daft Punk
Daft Punk

(French accent) nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask

11/4/2026
Tarot
Tarot

I really like the symbolism and artistic aspect but stuff like this can really mess with you if you get too invested

11/4/2026 · 2 comments
Tuna salad
Tuna salad

I fuckin love tuna salad and I don't care who knows it

11/4/2026
Boy's surface
Boy's surface

what does it feel like

11/4/2026
Friendly fire
Friendly fire

more like unfr... nevermind man fuck

11/4/2026
Letterboxd
Letterboxd

it's ok, a little pointless. not to brag but my ratings form almost a perfect gaussian distribution (with 3 as the mean instead of 2.5 because I'm an optimist about the universe)

11/4/2026
Gratitude
Gratitude

love it

11/4/2026
Samosa
Samosa

always get this one mixed up with mimosa

11/4/2026
Concept
Concept

I use this shit ALL the time bro

11/4/2026
Tool
Tool

perfect gift for the cow in your life

11/4/2026
2001: A Space Odyssey
2001: A Space Odyssey

look, it's good but it's only like the 4th best Kubrick

11/4/2026
Man
Man

they're fine.

11/4/2026
Woman
Woman

they're ok.

11/4/2026
ASMR
ASMR

way overrated. it's for perverts, no matter what anybody tells you

11/4/2026
Coca-Cola Zero Sugar
Coca-Cola Zero Sugar

amazing. how do they make this

11/4/2026
Diogenes
Diogenes

that's my guy. If I were not elstree I would wish to be Diogenes

11/4/2026
Strangulationin domestic…
Strangulation in domestic violence

I would describe myself as "lightly in favor of"

11/4/2026
Hotel Mario
Hotel Mario

not very good gameplay

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Good
Good

about as good as it gets

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Hangnail
Hangnail

better than finding half a worm in your apple

11/4/2026
Nudity
Nudity

sometimes, that's what the situation calls for. However I find it uncomfortable to sleep this way

11/4/2026
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.11/4/2026
Cool (aesthetic)
Cool (aesthetic)

many people saying this about me

11/3/2026
Tux (mascot)
Tux (mascot)11/3/2026
Baseball cap
Baseball cap

love a good baseball cap

11/3/2026
Hello
Hello

hey

11/3/2026