corviceps

Should call them winged seals they're little 300lb angels

Sublimating my desire to scream at people in public into posting somewhat controversial statements online

White people be like: I'm gonna give the concept of white people a bad score

Alco'ol.... I 'ate this drug.... My mate drank a pint an' he just exploded, jus' like tha'.... Been straight lace eva' since.... Would not recommend....

Root beer no root beer. Root beer NO!!! ROOT BEER!!!

This is so great we should set time aside for this every day or something

Real life simulator

Quakers were lowkey based (looks into my heart) I have a deep well of sadness within me

So is this woman Rick or Morty

Compend more like cantspend any time not gooning ahhh

IDK about this one... Can't decide what to rate

Drinking 2 bottles everclear daily to spontaneoushumancombustionmaxx

CONDEMNED by my doctor!

I am no better than a parrot

Abuse yours today

Yummiest... The best things always turn bad most quickly

How is miso unanimously five stars.... You people are insane I would rate 4.5 but I don't want to break it

Hmmmm I don't know what to think about this one... everybody I ask has a different opinion :/

Phone foreshadowing

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Take me by the hand, lead me to the land.... That you understand 😌

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inquisition

Love these creatures. Only complaint is that they are so smelly after being dead & rotting on the side of the road for days or weeks but hey uhh who wouldn't be Okay actually -1 for overeating native vegetation and gardens but uhh who wouldn't be

The

Yay haha mud yay haha I love mud I love living in naturally cooling & breathable housing that doesn't light on fire and doesn't shed plastics into the air I breathe haha and mud I love mud

Block of text copied and pasted across the Internet

Alcoholic beverage? Don't call me a beverage how rude

This was actually written in 1616 as Shakespeare's last lost work before his death... was rediscovered by a young amateur archaeologist in England & reformatted to imply an original (fan) work. Weird how it had Harry Potter characters but hey monkeys on a typewriter I guess they could've sprung up at any time throughout human history. Maybe Harry Potter is just some story inherent to Great Britain & that's how it was invented both by Shakespeare and J.K. Rowling. Maybe she discovered a different one of his lost manuscripts and plagiarized it or reworked it to cut out the vampires- I don't really know. I think about this a lot, but can never draw any conclusions. Life is weird man. I put my middle finger up and slit my rists

AAAAHHHH. AAAAAAHHHHH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Beast mode

Only cool when snakes are eating each other from the tail up & turn into a ring from simultaneously eating each other

LENINISM.....

CONSPIRACY THEORIES?! We live in a society, UFO TRUTH,... truthies... *throws tin hat to the ground* dammit

I can't make a rating for https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint-Louis-du-Ha!_Ha! :( Saint Louis-du-Pleurer-Pleuerer

No... When you Gooning.... you become a Goon.... to.... to the.... To the Gooner the Great Gooner The Great Gooner In The Sky

Overrated #stopcallingme

Beast number

er er er

YEEEAH

Ogh my lungs hurt when I try to sleep Im getting reflux

Just aspirated this shit I can feel my lungs turning into the beast

Wanted to do a review for the sin of wrath but they don't have an article for that. PISSED

FUUUCK MY SCALP THEY TOOK IT GET THOSE FUCKERS ALL MY HAIR THEY TOOK IT!!

Bro Dis ability to be disabled really sucks where's the FDA's office I need to call them have they heard about this they should hear about this

Owie :(

Wow so geen the Nake

Feet 6 stars. Ankles, on the other hand,

Love this animal. the Cheater

Train these muscles every day & people will NOT be able to leave you alone! Please dont leave me all alone again please

Ehh mid

Beautiful animal

What else do they need them fore? Love this animals

Love when people blow their vape smoke in my face

U-um Guys I think this is Problematic.... What about the uhhhhhh uhhh fundamental uhhhhh

I love movie Haha -sent from my iPhone

ALEX TREBEK: "A breezy mid-January day in your mouth, THIS underrated dessert strips all your warmth away with a bowl of empty calories and leaves you cold & destitute, reeling in the aftermath of semi-religious ecstasy!"

I'm so thirsty I need a bottle of CVS 91% proof isopropyl ASAP to disinfect my gut microbiome and have absolutely zero other negative or undesired effects

Mmmm B tier deadly sin

Wibwal Im dwooling aww ovew mysewf

SODA!!!!!!