Giraffe

i used to think they were overrated but i saw some up close a few years back and it changed me

Someone once said that giraffes are not real and are just puppets used by lions because whenever you see an empty giraffe there's a lion nearby. I don't know about that but a giraffe got really horny and its slithering red penis distracted the group of children I was giving a tour to.

i am amused by their long necks.

a type of pervert (affectionate)

why they necks so long doe

Not entirely sure they're even real. Ever seen one? Ever met anyone whos seen one? I think its just a bit of a joke from those in power

They are fun to look at; they look funny, but in an endearing sort of way.

Saw a negative giraffe review and had to come balance things out. Fuck you

Terribly impolite animals