Zzajman

wish they could move independently like octopus arms. octopus sushi chef with a bunch of knives in his tentacles you know?

THATS MY BEARDED SNAKE DEITY

Seminal texts. food text .

Someone once said that giraffes are not real and are just puppets used by lions because whenever you see an empty giraffe there's a lion nearby. I don't know about that but a giraffe got really horny and its slithering red penis distracted the group of children I was giving a tour to.

BEAST

I mean sauce in mymouth

double fuck

Spawned so much greatness