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OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE18 items
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Every Train Ever52 items
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Yoker
Yoker

AM NO FAE YOKER!!

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Gila monster
Gila monster11/4/2026
Chicken
Chicken

Thank you to all the chickens who gave their lives for me to eat them as chicken nuggets. I'm sorry our paths crossed in that way. I hope your next life is a better one

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Liz Truss lettuce
Liz Truss lettuce

Honestly better than any politician we've had in the past 300 years

11/4/2026
Darién Gap
Darién Gap

We need to plow a motorway through this just to show nature who is boss!!!!

11/4/2026
List of least used railway stations of Great Britain
List of least used railway stations of Great Britain11/4/2026
Oxygen
Oxygen

I wouldnt trust it. Everyone who has ever breathed oxygen has gone on to die!!!

11/3/2026
Male pregnancy
Male pregnancy

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11/3/2026
MP 05
MP 05

Great layout, can look out the front, rubber tyre, cheese wedge shape, best metro train

11/3/2026
SNCF Class Z 20500
SNCF Class Z 20500

The best commuter train, very refined looks, sounds cool. double decker. RER Goated

11/3/2026
King Ghidorah
King Ghidorah

Would worship this fella(s)

11/3/2026
Lint (material)
Lint (material)

Great for a little snack!

11/3/2026
District heating
District heating

Much more efficient!

11/3/2026
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

I like the green one

11/3/2026
Forgetting
Forgetting

what was i reviewing?

11/3/2026
Frog
Frog

froge

11/3/2026
World Wide Web
World Wide Web

At first you think its a blessing but after 20 years you realize its just a curse upon mankind. Still lets me view silly videos of cats 4.5 stars

11/3/2026
Richard Beeching
Richard Beeching

Fuck this guy! He got rid of trains

11/3/2026
Albion
Albion

Goated

11/3/2026
The Simpsons season 38
The Simpsons season 38

Haha, after 810 episodes they've still got it!

11/3/2026
Vomiting
Vomiting

Fun past time for the whole family!

11/3/2026
Latency
Latency (engineering)

This website is getting a little slow amirite lads

11/3/2026
Clop (erotic fan art)
Clop (erotic fan art)

Im sorry theres a wikipedia pony?????

11/3/2026
Potato
Potato

So many good foods and drink can be made from this. Bless you potato. Blotato.

11/3/2026
Wings of Fire (novel series)
Wings of Fire (novel series)

Darkstalker is hot

11/3/2026
Train
Train

Feeds my autism, thanks train, thrain.

11/3/2026
Wordle
Wordle

Wordle 1,963 5/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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List ofanimalsawardedhuman…
List of animals awarded human credentials

Thats nice :)

11/3/2026
Fursuit
Fursuit11/3/2026
One half
One half11/3/2026
OpenTTD
OpenTTD

Train 1 is lost

11/3/2026
RimWorld
RimWorld

The voices in my head finally go quiet when i commit war crimes in this game

11/3/2026
Coleslaw
Coleslaw

Get in the fucking BIN

11/3/2026
Network SouthEast
Network SouthEast

Please.... come back... all is forgiven... we miss you...

11/3/2026
Wikipedia
Wikipedia

Fantastic stuff, great to endlessly read every night when you should be doing other stuff -0.5 stars because they really should make a sequel by now

11/3/2026
Greggs
Greggs

Greg

11/3/2026
Cow tools
Cow tools

The pinnacle of comedy. Might as well have given up, we cant top this.

11/3/2026
Bird
Bird

Baby birds are called... bees

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Cancer
Cancer

They should find a cure

11/3/2026
Homosexual behavior in animals
Homosexual behavior in animals

Do you think the other animals ask who is the husband and who is the wife?

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British people
British people

British ""People""

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London Buses
London Buses

Crazy how they go everywhere

11/3/2026
What Is It Like to Be a Bat?
What Is It Like to Be a Bat?

Can hear everything

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Defecation
Defecation

Great way to spend company time!

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Air conditioning
Air conditioning11/3/2026
List of individual trees
List of individual trees

Might take a while but im up for the task!

11/3/2026
List of individual pigs
List of individual pigs

Love these fellas

11/3/2026
Metrosexual
Metrosexual

I get aroused by the London Underground

11/3/2026
Bad Dragon
Bad Dragon

🐉

11/3/2026
Pangaea
Pangaea

Left us too soon - would've made an amazing rail network

11/3/2026
The Passenger (2023 American film)
The Passenger (2023 American film)

🧛‍♂️

11/3/2026
Cheeseburger
Cheeseburger

They should make them wider rather than taller

11/3/2026
Employment
Employment

Pays the bills i suppose

11/3/2026
Bee Movie
Bee Movie

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Couple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little

11/3/2026
Wetherspoons
Wetherspoons

Banging

11/3/2026
Star (classification)
Star (classification)

𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿 (𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻)

11/3/2026
Dragon
Dragon

Why are they killing the one in the picture :( so mean when that ones clearly friend sized

11/3/2026
Giraffe
Giraffe

Not entirely sure they're even real. Ever seen one? Ever met anyone whos seen one? I think its just a bit of a joke from those in power

11/3/2026
Frot
Frot11/3/2026
Godzilla
Godzilla

Large fella

11/3/2026
European dragon
European dragon

Good replacement for a broken boiler. Does require feeding the occasional villager however.

11/3/2026
London
London

The bridge HADN'T fallen down. Felt lied too.

11/3/2026
British Rail Class 91
British Rail Class 91

They'll never build a better train

11/3/2026