Fan (machine)

a stand-in review for the box fan, which is a complete game-changer. all forms of air conditioning are important, of course, but this machine has really changed my life for the better. my bedroom is poorly ventilated, so the box does its job *and* provides a perfect source of calming, white noise in the process. it is placed on a short bookshelf in front of my bed, next to my stack of records. for years i had a Lasko Wind Machine, but one day the blades wouldn't spin properly, cleaning it did nothing, and i was starting to have a physical reaction to the absence of noise (i have a similar reaction to being in my brother's awfully quiet room). so instead of waiting to buy a brand new one, my parents found an old, visibly damaged Lasko Box Fan in the farm shed, which took its spot. i had my doubts, being that it's quite dusty and cracked, but for over a year now, it's gotten the job done, is even louder than the Wind Machine (ideal), and provides a good aesthetic contrast to the rest of my room.

i have 3 in my room if you count an AC

you don't know how much i love you

they're so cool that i want to be one

fat people like me praise the lord for such a device

I’m a fan of this

I love this, not sure if there’s a word that could describe what I am in regards to it though