Bigfoot

being really into Bigfoot at this point just makes you sound either like someone who collected Skylanders or someone who cares that Crawfish and Shrimp are different things.

even though he’s almost definitely not real I think he’s a really funny and interesting cultural phenomenon

i think i saw this dude at a cane’s once

Badass

Saw him in a wetherspoons he ashed out his cigarette on my forehead

It's aight to have big feet, no shame. Unless you're Sarah.

what a phony

Oh yeah

Would be 5 but too hard to focus

Sidearms?

My buddy