ComedyManKelp

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Used to talk to myself, I told him shut the fuck up (he/they 23)

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Reviews

John Brown (abolitionist)
John Brown (abolitionist)

Miss you GOAT

11/4/2026
Sexual intercourse
Sexual intercourse

Not my cup of tea personally

11/4/2026
The Muppets
The Muppets

That's gang fr

11/4/2026
Garchomp
Garchomp

badass

11/4/2026
November
November

It's like if Thursday was a whole month

11/4/2026
Meta Knight
Meta Knight

fuck yeah dude

11/4/2026
RXKNephew
RXKNephew

Greatest modern philosopher

11/4/2026
Gucci Mane
Gucci Mane

I hope he signs me to 1017

11/4/2026
Frustration
Frustration

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

11/4/2026
Screaming
Screaming

Hey buddy can you keep it down?

11/4/2026
Phil McGraw
Phil McGraw

bum

11/4/2026
John Wayne Gacy
John Wayne Gacy

This y'all favorite actor?????????????????

11/4/2026
Trapping
Trapping

Not sure what this is but Gucci Mane said it was good for the economy so I believe him

11/4/2026
Nuclear weapon
Nuclear weapon

The government should give me one of these for free

11/4/2026
Stewie Griffin
Stewie Griffin

Fricking savage...

11/4/2026
Ted (TV series)
Ted (TV series)

Matty was so brave for what he did in Vietnam

11/4/2026
Cape Cod
Cape Cod

Avoid at all costs.

11/4/2026
Mummy
Mummy

Pussy got me feelin like a mummy...cause I'm in that box and I can't get out!

11/4/2026
Neil Breen
Neil Breen

I'd do so many things for Neil Breen. I love Breen Lantern so much I'd literally kill someone if he asked me to. I would die if that meant Mr. Breen can live. I am the number 1 Neil Breen fan don't @ me dawg. A lot of you guys don't ride for Neil Breen enough, If you wanna be a top fan you need to be down to do anything for him. I am very lucky that me & Neil Brizzy share a special connection, he doesn't know me but when we eventually meet I feel like he'll somehow recognize me. Y'all just ain't on my level of Neil Breen fan.

11/4/2026
Cracker Barrel
Cracker Barrel

They sellin boiled horse ankle for a respectable 12.50 up in this bitch

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Heathcliff (comic strip)
Heathcliff (comic strip)

The greatest piece of 21st century avant-garde literature

11/4/2026
The Beatles
The Beatles

Great music but they left my dog in a hot car :/

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Jazz
Jazz11/4/2026
Listening
Listening

Lotta y'all could benefit from doing this more...

11/4/2026
Bioluminescence
Bioluminescence

Wish I could do this lowkey

11/4/2026
Gorillaz
Gorillaz

Russell respect button 👇

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Trans-exclusionary radical feminism
Trans-exclusionary radical feminism

u goin 2 hell

11/4/2026
Kanye West
Kanye West

He made We Major

11/4/2026
Loveland frog
Loveland frog

I met the Loveland Frog backstage at a Future show in 2014 he dapped me up and told me I was next up out of Atlanta

11/4/2026
SCP Foundation
SCP Foundation

is this real

11/4/2026
Fritos
Fritos

Pretty good but doesn't have as much cheese as MF DOOM.

11/4/2026
Cheetos
Cheetos

Pretty good but doesn't have as much cheese as MF DOOM.

11/4/2026
Doritos
Doritos

Pretty good but doesn't have as much cheese as MF DOOM.

11/4/2026
MF Doom
MF Doom

Greatest to ever do it. Not the greatest rapper, or the greatest musician, or the greatest artist (although he is also all of those things), just the greatest to ever do it in general.

11/4/2026
Transgender
Transgender

I got y'all backs FOREVER ❤️

11/4/2026
Nia Nal
Nia Nal

Texas went blue, she's replacing Batman in the Justice League now

11/4/2026
International Players Anthem (I Choose You)
International Players Anthem (I Choose You)

Love to all my people in Texas. We both did it tonight.

11/4/2026
Laughter
Laughter

Loving doing this

11/4/2026
Raise Up
Raise Up

Big up Roy Cooper

11/4/2026
Martian Manhunter
Martian Manhunter

You highkey changed my life for the better twin

11/4/2026
Pain
Pain

Don't like when it happens to me but pretty awesome when it happens to people I don't like

11/4/2026
Greg Abbott
Greg Abbott

lol

11/4/2026
Evil
Evil

Not a fan of this

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
War
War

Good for absolutely nothing

11/4/2026
Rick Jackson (businessman)
Rick Jackson (businessman)

lmfao

11/4/2026
Jon Ossoff
Jon Ossoff

We're pouring honey on you tonight GOAT

11/4/2026
Fascism
Fascism

Nah they gotta do something about this...

11/4/2026
Lil B
Lil B

"We moved out of the house when Lil B turned 18" - Lil B's parents "Lil B inspired me in my music career" - Tupac "Lil B would beat my ass in a fight" - Chuck Norris "Our character Superman was loosely modeled after Lil B" - Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Damon Albarn
Damon Albarn

Greatest white boy of all time

11/4/2026
"Yomama"joke
"Yo mama" joke

My mother is NOT old or fat or ugly!!!!!!!!!!

11/4/2026
Europe
Europe

gay

11/4/2026
Pinniped
Pinniped

Shoutout my boy Niko

11/4/2026
Apple
Apple

Would recommend eating these instead of trying to compare them to oranges

11/4/2026
New York City
New York City

It's the home of 9/11, the place of the lost towers, we still bangin we never lost power

11/4/2026
MrBeast
MrBeast

He should give me money

11/4/2026
BannedfromT.V.
Banned from T.V.

Jada/Styles > Nature > Pun > Cam > Nore

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Chicago
Chicago

My friend Piper is from here and so is Chief Keef

11/3/2026
André 3000
André 3000

That's my goat

11/3/2026
JD Vance
JD Vance

Stay away from my couch

11/3/2026
Donald Trump
Donald Trump

He's a pedophile and he didn't even make The Motto

11/3/2026
Charlie Kirk
Charlie Kirk

Wish his face was bigger

11/3/2026
Atlanta
Atlanta

My city!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/3/2026
Frog
Frog

love these lil dudes

11/3/2026
J. K. Rowling
J. K. Rowling

https://youtu.be/NeiFTC6xcvM?si=uTx-sg1Pw-ONbVGR

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Genocide
Genocide

Don't do that

11/3/2026
Chief Keef
Chief Keef11/3/2026
Drake (musician)
Drake (musician)

He's a pedophile but he gets one star because The Motto was a pretty good song.

11/3/2026
Good
Good

I fuck with it, gotta try that "great" thing though because apparently that's even better

11/3/2026
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler

Not a fan of this guy!

11/3/2026
Homosexuality
Homosexuality

Shouts out to all my gay homies I love y'all

11/3/2026
Israel
Israel

Free Palestine

11/3/2026