Elvis Presley

Safe choice when needing to name a person

smellvis presley: i call this song sniffpicious minds

one time a girl got really mad at me for liking Elvis Presley, i had up to that point listened to five songs. i got into him out of spite. one of my favorite artists.

disgusting dog

VERDICT: his body means nothing

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

Hey woah mama, ooh, ah hey, ah, (scuffling sounds), woah mama ahooh, (muffled rustling), ah, (door closes then opens again), (wood creaks), mama, (distant gunfire)

they put him in tha ooorb

didn't seem super bright

Don't believe in it.

hwoah mama

I like Rick and Morty Theme Song