miarch

funny

gamble gamble gamble i think i'm gonna gamble 1 million dollars today

as easy to fuck up as state communism

keep going my beating heart

no no no youre doing it all WRONG

least favorite of the ogres i know

💀didy

LOCK THEM IN THE CELLAR

defined by evan mobley's lack of it

the rope is tightening

this and boys

mario's middle name is not "jumpman" it is "court case"

BANG ! you lookin for this

the unsure voter . i love the people

bwwwwwlloooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhkkkkaabeoooooooooooom

the best shape

hes so scary but its kinda hot

for the longest time i thought it was ladder-day and that in mormonism they all ascend to heaven in ladders

i like the jewish one

platonic disqualifier for me

i loved him before it was cool

HATE . LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE . THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX . IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BOSTON AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT . FOR YOU . HATE . HATE

save the world

love the women's representation in kaiju mythos

it's beautiful but if only they weren't so pussy they could raid silicon valley

worse than death

Scary

asking if lebron is my favorite basketball player is like asking if water is my favorite drink like no not really because that doesn't even really count i need water to live

if i try it will i become a better playmaker

i find that people who are against this are against it because they're racist against scarecrows

underrated

fun places to throw parties

can't be sure they're real

all for the sake of me

this is like brushing your teeth if it was different

we need more

not a fan

my friend wants to throw herself into one of these

stops being cool in practice

good cause it's gay bad cause it's marriage

know about this against my will

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

rookie of the year put money on it

reaction video man

he didn't save the midterms

didn't seem super bright

2 of them is too much

famously insufficient

soooooo cute sooooooooo cute awwwww stop SHITTING everywhere

full of nice people

Changed my life

he was funny once

good on hotdogs

only good as a FUCKING fishing tool

vaguely overrated

heard there's a hot tub here

non-controversial

really gotta bring this one back

usually alright . sweaty always

my love , my life , my heart . my ribs . i love all of you , darling . i love harlem , i love midtown , i love soho , the upper west , the upper east , hell's kitchen , east village , brooklyn heights , washington heights , the park , morrisania , the west bronx , norwood , astoria , williamsburg , jamaica . i love your ignorance of the sun , the way your crest peaks at daybreak and rumbles throughout , unavoidably crushing the eardrums . i love each and every person within you . i love you from your bedrock to your skyglass , from your rat piss to your nightlife to your underground railroad , i love your many secrets , your leaders and your followers . i am surrounded by the new world nephelim . everything you do persuades me . i will never change

potassium ! no ?

potassium !

would be better if its fanbase wasn't racist as hell

hes cute but i cant trust the look in his eyes