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Who's on First?
Who's on First?

Goku I'm Cooler

11/3/2026
Life
Life

I'm not having fun with this at all. It makes me really sad and I don't know how much worse it will get for me.

11/3/2026
Characterflaw
Character flaw

This is my bread and butter. My dream is to one day meet someone who is flawed like I am.

11/3/2026
Adderall
Adderall

Thank fucking god.

11/3/2026
Binturong
Binturong

Where have these things been all my life??

11/3/2026
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Glass of cold milk Salt and vinegar chips Sourdough bread And a banana

11/3/2026
Cartoon
Cartoon

One of our greatest inventions. The funhouse mirror that reflects the Id of our culture at any given time.

11/3/2026
Pedophilia
Pedophilia

Gotta be the worst idea anyone's ever had, right?

11/3/2026
Super Mario 64
Super Mario 64

this is the true equivalent in the video game pantheon to Alice in Wonderland

11/3/2026
Erection
Erection

*looks down* Yep. Still as good as ever.

11/3/2026
Azumanga Daioh
Azumanga Daioh

I'm Tomo Takino! When it comes to being hyper, I'll beat anyone hands down. The Wildcat High School Girl!

11/3/2026
TERF (acronym)
TERF (acronym)

A special kind of moral and mental rot.

11/3/2026
Fantastic Mr. Fox (film)
Fantastic Mr. Fox (film)

It's tragic how I once loved this movie with the innocence of a child and now, without realizing, I've grown into someone similar to Mr. Fox's greatest faults and personal failings.

11/3/2026
Limitless (film)
Limitless (film)

I would've just used it for Advanced Stimfapping.

11/3/2026
Flowers for Algernon
Flowers for Algernon

This is what having ADHD and gifted kid burnout feels like! Holla

11/3/2026
Kane Parsons
Kane Parsons

Memes aside, I'm genuinely proud of him.

11/3/2026
Quesadilla
Quesadilla

Now we're talking!

11/3/2026
Killing of JonBenét Ramsey
Killing of JonBenét Ramsey

The Dad did it. The note was supposed to distract the mom, that's why it repeatedly says do not call the police or we'll kill her. That was supposed to buy the dad time to go out of town and "pay the ransom" (dispose of the evidence) without his wife interrupting by calling the police. But she immediately called, and everything after was improv. Case closed. PS Handwriting can never be a smoking gun.

11/3/2026 · 2 comments
Kris Straub
Kris Straub

Truly underrated, I feel like so many of his little projects have gone overlooked and may be lost. F Chords Hierarch: Call of the Voyancer Ichor Falls Checkerboard Nightmare Starslip Tweet Me Harder Chainsawsuit Podcast Saw It For You One of the creators I wish I could get to join this site.

11/3/2026
Monty Hall problem
Monty Hall problem

Genuinely fuck off with this shit

11/3/2026
Rabbids
Rabbids

This shit never gets old to me.

11/3/2026
Flushed Away
Flushed Away

Word of Advice: Spark one up and watch this. Thank me later.

11/3/2026
Wojak
Wojak

The Ubermeme. I think at this point it will never die. Empires will sooner rise and fall.

11/3/2026
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

What many call a weak adaptation valuable mostly for YTP gags, I call the true last breath of golden age theatrical cartoons.

11/3/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog

It's a testament to the sheer fucking Coolness of Sonic that he's survived like ten franchise-ending disasters that would nuke any other fanbase. Sonic is a brainworm of appeal that cannot ever be removed-- from the moment you first see him in childhood, you're either hypnotized instantly or you'll never truly get it.

11/3/2026
Beer
Beer

I can't remember how much I have had... I drank a 12 pack (belch) with my dad. (Dad voice) THAAAT'S MY SON! THE DRUNKEN MANLY STUD, I'M PROUD TO BE HIS BUD!

11/3/2026
Jake and Amir
Jake and Amir

They would love this site tbh.

11/3/2026
Bionicle
Bionicle

We take it for granted but it's so cool that this is a franchise that had to make the best of these extreme character design limitations, and it somehow worked. That's such a big ask for both the creators and the audience, true lightning in a bottle. Nothing else feels quite like this.

11/3/2026
YouTube Poop
YouTube Poop

I think this warrants a lot of further academic study and I'd be interested in somehow figuring out the taxonomy that would place it alongside more highbrow experimental film that is essentially doing the same thing. There's no reason why a feature length Youtube Poop is different from Everything is Terrible or Mom and Dad Go to the Bad House, aside from deliberate outsider tone and reference pool.

11/3/2026
Junior Mints
Junior Mints

I respect the hell out of this candy. It's so singularly weird-- there's like, grey Krabby O'Monday's gel in it? Unlike a lot of the other movie theater standards, it really hits, even at home (refrigerate!). One star off because this is one of the most egregious and irrecoverable melters in the candy kingdom, often even when bought "fresh" from the concessions counter. At a certain point, that isn't a consumer problem.

11/3/2026 · 2 comments
English language
English language

I genuinely think we have more fun stuff going on than most other languages, and our language is more able to modularly adopt the coolest bits and bobs from those other languages. We're the MUGEN of languages. I love watching colloquial English evolve over the years, I welcome every stupid trend and nonsensical slang word, it's all just more fun tools in the toolkit.

11/3/2026
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson

A true avatar for our nation, and a gift to culture. So, so funny-- it can't be overstated.

11/3/2026
Elon Musk
Elon Musk

Out of all the people on Earth he is the one that I hate in the most white-knuckle, humorless way. Like as a comparison I can at least find the fun in Trump, or neutrally hate similarly evil public figures in a way I don't get worked up by, but Elon is so grating that it brings hatred out of me I didn't know I was capable of. Maybe it's that autism Fregley Effect thing?

11/3/2026
Looney Tunes
Looney Tunes

I consider this to be a part of our collective American heritage and character in a way that Disney stuff kinda isn't. Disney is someone else's curated world for us to be escapist in, Looney Tunes is looking the average joe in the eye and meeting him exactly where he is, where sometimes you just need a cheap laugh at someone's expense.

11/3/2026
Penis
Penis

Vaginas, Imma let you finish, but penis is the best sex organ of ALL TIME.

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Homestuck
Homestuck

Genuinely I think we're only in the earliest, smallest stages of the grand literary significance Homestuck will one day be seen as having. It boggles the mind. I can't overstate how important it secretly is, and how much complex art, discussion, and expression I've seen it influence and invite.

11/3/2026
Black people
Black people

They've given us so much.

11/3/2026
Joker (character)
Joker (character)

Don't kid yourself, this is one of the purest examples of striking gold on a simple character concept.

11/3/2026
Orville Redenbacher
Orville Redenbacher

Tim Robbins should've played him in a late 90s biopic.

11/3/2026
Charleston Chew
Charleston Chew

Another candy whose harsh, fireworks-packaging style branding looks sooo appealing to me, and actually suits what a unique candy it is. This is not a casual candy, it is an event candy. Give it the proper time and respect, I think you'll see what I mean.

11/3/2026
Pizza
Pizza

The closest a food can get to having my unconditional love. Any variance in toppings, quality level, regional style, temperature, etc. cannot keep me away.

11/3/2026
Vanilla
Vanilla

The finest of the flavors. Reset your mental expectations and go in "blind," you'll realize this isn't boring at all.

11/3/2026
Zagnut
Zagnut

Chocolateless Butterfinger essentially. They say there's coconut but if so I appreciate that my mouth did not notice. Still, one of those candies where you open it and it's like when someone dies in the bathtub and the coroner tries to move the body and it starts falling apart. The branding rules, I love when there's an industrial harshness to the package design of something like this. I'd wear Zagnut merch. And check out this great commercial: https://youtu.be/fpEOhHK4cRM

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Suicide
Suicide

I think with the sheer range of potential topics, this site can be a space for frank honesty. So with warning, I'll say this: Since my first suicide attempt and especially since my second, life has given me very little reason to doubt that it would've been a great idea and a happier outcome. I think it should be far less taboo of an option. Sometimes you just screw up your save file and need to delete it.

11/3/2026
Pinniped
Pinniped

I actually have met several in person when we paid to tour the backstage Aquarium facilities, and they were lovely. I got to pet one, and give it a fishie. So this is the most confident I can feel in an animal species rating, which I would usually just make based on my admiration of the species in videos etc.

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Chicago-style hot dog
Chicago-style hot dog

Sometimes before I eat one I stop and just look at it admiringly for a while.

11/3/2026
Three-card monte
Three-card monte

Maybe you all can't handle this one, but I've got a system.

11/3/2026
Pictish Beast
Pictish Beast

See my review of the Set Animal.

11/3/2026
Set animal
Set animal

Fascinating, eerie, and underutilized in art and fiction.

11/3/2026
Indian rope trick
Indian rope trick

Still can't figure this one out

11/3/2026
Big Beautiful Woman
Big Beautiful Woman

I would write an in-depth review but I honestly don't trust myself to keep my composure.

11/3/2026
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler

A real jerk. I don't think the website attracts this sort of audience but I really hope no one tries to get clever and give him a high rating out of neutral "recognition of skill" etc. Like when users rate Triumph of the Will highly due to academic interest or something. Because as far as I have read, modern analysis does not paint him as a good leader or strategist even irrespective of moral concerns.

11/3/2026 · 3 comments
Love
Love

I'm going to try to approach rating things on here the way I would rating a film on letterboxd. Even if it means a lot to others and I see its merits, I can only speak to my own experience. Which has consistently been harrowing and ruinous. It's not you, Love, it's me.

11/3/2026