The Candy
A ranked list by SiAD · 3 items
- Junior Mints
1SiAD's latest · 2026-11-03★★★★I respect the hell out of this candy. It's so singularly weird-- there's like, grey Krabby O'Monday's gel in it? Unlike a lot of the other movie theater standards, it really hits, even at home (refrigerate!). One star off because this is one of the most egregious and irrecoverable melters in the candy kingdom, often even when bought "fresh" from the concessions counter. At a certain point, that isn't a consumer problem.
- Charleston Chew
2SiAD's latest · 2026-11-03★★★★Another candy whose harsh, fireworks-packaging style branding looks sooo appealing to me, and actually suits what a unique candy it is. This is not a casual candy, it is an event candy. Give it the proper time and respect, I think you'll see what I mean.
- Zagnut
3SiAD's latest · 2026-11-03★★★★Chocolateless Butterfinger essentially. They say there's coconut but if so I appreciate that my mouth did not notice. Still, one of those candies where you open it and it's like when someone dies in the bathtub and the coroner tries to move the body and it starts falling apart. The branding rules, I love when there's an industrial harshness to the package design of something like this. I'd wear Zagnut merch. And check out this great commercial: https://youtu.be/fpEOhHK4cRM
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