Junior Mints

I respect the hell out of this candy. It's so singularly weird-- there's like, grey Krabby O'Monday's gel in it? Unlike a lot of the other movie theater standards, it really hits, even at home (refrigerate!). One star off because this is one of the most egregious and irrecoverable melters in the candy kingdom, often even when bought "fresh" from the concessions counter. At a certain point, that isn't a consumer problem.