Big Beautiful Woman

I would write an in-depth review but I honestly don't trust myself to keep my composure.

larger and more attractive than small ugly woman

Just three words but by god are they three words you want to hear in sequence

i saw through the eye of god and the sight of big beautiful women playing in the fields under radiant sunlight broke my mind and stained my pants

respectfully

you like them hummers? you like them big fine womens? youse a player, aintcha? none of these bitch

approved

these have gone downhill

culture

if she ain't 280 she ain't a lady