moon

pretty much the only thing

this guy gets it

everybody always gets mad just because i was hiding the winning tile in my mouth. its not a big deal

the definitive argument against there being a loving god. if we have any creator, they take pleasure in the suffering of men, and the existence of this game is all you need as proof

i dont like the gif of him calling me kitten

brings a lot to the table

he's green and he talks funny. what's funnier than that?

really cool that i can stab myself with chemicals i bought on the internet that make me cry at movies about dogs but i gotta dock a star for the whole needle thing . and really if this is a safe space to offer suggestions we could speed the whole thing up a bit as well

even better than kiss , or Fuck reallly

sugoi

gets me every time

i'm not too fond of such whimsical things

if my life was the world trade center then this is the second plane after league of legends struck first

fast but too tall. maybe better with dachshund proportions? worth looking into

better than the cis ones at pretty much everything other than patronizing women but you can't win 'em all

the definition of an average experience. just as pleasurable as it is detrimental. if you gain and lose in equal measure, then what's the point of doing anything at all

i fail to see the value over cock and ball pleasure

larger and more attractive than small ugly woman

none of this shit would have happened if they just had some adderall to solve the riddle but that crap is banned in japan so i guess everybody gotta die instead. so it goes

if we're talking primary colors its definitely top 3

makes no sense lmfao. how is it bigger on the inside than it is on the outside? get real

theres other ways to hit a drum too so i dont really see the appeal

i keep forgetting that this is there so i think there's room to trim some fat off this whole america thing

if they could speed this one up to be like 50% faster it'd be an instant 5 stars

ever since they came up with injecting yourself with weird chemicals you bought on the internet this shit has been pretty peak

my preferred file format for saving precious family memories and once-in-a-lifetime moments

the only thing more awesome than this is playing with your pecker but its pretty fricking close

not my favorite but sometimes good. i mostly prefer the gay ones

dfont fufking cared

watching the crazy antics they get up to in this crap and chortling and guffawing and thumping my belly like a big oak barrel

the yellow ones are good but the white ones make my head hurt