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Please please pleeeease remove vanilla from Neapolitan and replace it with more of this stuff. For me.

A huge pain to peel and god forbid you'd dropped it at some point not immediately prior to peeling it as well, because underneath the bruise you will find shit reminiscent of a zombie apocalypse. THAT SAID! Very very yummy and fun to eat. I like staining my fingertips purple. Only really works for me as a once-in-a-while treat because of the energy investment to reward ratio but my bimonthly pomegranate always hits hard.

So close to perfection save for the massive firmness range, and basically perfect if frozen to nullify that. I looove how they break apart in my mouth and the simultaneous sweet-and-tart flavour. Still have to take away half a star on account of having a batch last month in which half of the fruits tasted somewhat-to-mostly like some wretched thing that was not a raspberry. Scared me very badly. Thankfully a one-time occurrence.

I love your work. The shortcake the milk the ice cream the milkshake oughh the jam!!! The berries themselves!! Frozen, fresh, in their vaguely syrupy form when the restaurant gives you some for your pancakes. Fuuuck

No

best ever

Implanted its antagonist into my brain twice and now they whisper to me from dark recesses in attempts to influence me into spending my not-at-all hard earned Canadian tax return dollars on Lolita clothing and other fanciful trinkets.

Please Leave My Bathroom.

I can't stop fucking shovelling words into my eyes.

Would really rather not cry every time I feel like I'm letting someone I care about down even the slightest amount. I'd like to be able to say No sometimes actually. Perhaps feel safe around another person sometimes instead of thinking they either hate me or want to exploit me.

Fell For It Again disorder except Falling For It means your brain fucking pickles itself in cortisol for half an hour and that's kinda a really difficult thing to try to resist especially if you've got anything else on top of it. Imagine getting very short-term psychosis but specifically for everything sucking and it happens within seconds. 👎

I was blessed with a stupidly powerful brain and then it decided to use that power to put itself in torture loops and overheat. Ok bro. Also I'm literally so internally rich and full of connections and opinions and observations and hardly anyone ever finds this out because my lack of Evil Hivemind Brain Chip puts people off and makes them act like miniature Hitlers. Ultimate Monkey's Paw neurodevelopmental disorder.

Childhood strep throat can just decide you should be tortured for eternity in increasingly prevalent and pervasive measure. Fuck this bro

300mg extended release form entirely deleted my ability to feel tired, resulting in multiple months of insomnia. Sustained release has been treating me much more kindly. The side effect of my blood pressure rising is actually pretty nice since my autonomic nervous system is a little bit dogshit. Also docking some points for it doing absolutely nothing to help with OCD symptoms and potentially even making them a bit worse.

Kinda miserable to live in when unemployed but I'd probably have blown my head smooth off if I spent my childhood anywhere else so it evens out. Love the buses and trains. You can ride in a boat and it's literally normal. Lots of green space. People here are probably indeed born without souls unfortunately. Sorry about that. Edit, changed my rating from 4.0 to 4.5. Forgot to factor in impending Pete Fry mayorship. Glory to West Mamdanistan.

Fucking ambrosial especially over ice. Might suck if you're American or British I hear? Something about High Fructose Corn Syrup and reduced sugar respectively. I promise it tastes great when made with an unhealthy amount of plain old regular sugar like god intended.

fuuuuuuuuuuck yesssssss

There's no page for this but made with salmon (Salmon Salad) so I will be logging that here as though this were said page. Awesome on toast or saltines! Best when not made by a lunatic father who somehow doesn't mind unexpectedly crunching salmon vertebrae between his teeth.

Genetics company sent me the wrong damn flavour but it's fine because this one tastes pretty alright. Still gonna see if I can get the mix-up sorted with Customer Service though

Mine sucks and (as per my review on Sertraline) almost ruined my life and physical health at least three times with three separate drugs. Has also rendered my ADHD effectively very drug-resistant. Torture Nexus. I think this shit should be standardized.

Accumulated in my system until my body was too tired to maintain any muscle mass and then my back started collapsing when vertical because apparently the joints in there Suck Really Bad. Useful in the realm of OCD and anxiety treatment but Fuck You for making my back and ribs hurt like I was being slowly crushed in a hydraulic press whenever I was standing for two years. Also got Akathisia and had a reproductive health crisis that may've been correlated to my withdrawals?

Had a really yummy crunchy one of these last night. Half a point docked for when they're not. Sometimes I drink the juice from the jar out of a small bowl and pretend I'm having a little dish of succulent sweet warm wine. I don't even like wine