They're drawing and quartering me tomorrow

I was blessed with a stupidly powerful brain and then it decided to use that power to put itself in torture loops and overheat. Ok bro. Also I'm literally so internally rich and full of connections and opinions and observations and hardly anyone ever finds this out because my lack of Evil Hivemind Brain Chip puts people off and makes them act like miniature Hitlers. Ultimate Monkey's Paw neurodevelopmental disorder.