Famous Bears
A ranked list by Frogtied · 11 items
Self-explanatory
- Cocaine Bear (bear)
1Frogtied's latest · 2026-11-04★★★★★The Wikipedia page says that this bear is currently in a Kentucky shopping mall and can legally officiate weddings… some bears are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them. This bear had about 40lbs of cocaine thrust upon it in the 1980s and continues to be a public servant to this day. We should all be so lucky.
- Wojtek
2Frogtied's latest · 2026-11-03★★★★This Bear makes me sad… they had him smoking cigarettes and drinking sweetened condensed milk… he was also a veteran so I can’t rank him too highly…
- Smokey Bear
3Frogtied's latest · 2026-11-03★★★★He’s a pretty snazzy Bear… have you seen a sexier propaganda machine… there is a hot air balloon version of him too… pretty cool.
- Flag of California
4Frogtied's latest · 2026-11-03★★★I like that they call it “the bear flag” because it is. Also pretty cool that the California grizzly is memorialized on it even if they don’t exist anymore… he has a scary look in his eyes though.
- Little Bear (TV series)
5Frogtied's latest · 2026-11-04★★★★Pretty good TV show bear, and the video game was even better. This bear showed the world that bears can be friends with geese… really powerful stuff
- Paddington Bear
6Frogtied's latest · 2026-11-03★★★★He’s got an iconic look - and an iconic appetite. I wish they included a better picture here. My critique is that he’s pretty small for a bear…
- Berenstain Bears
7Frogtied's latest · 2026-11-04★★★These bears are obviously iconic and possibly one of the first introduction to bears for many children around the world. They are also lowkey kind of patriarchal though as well, they are really selling that nuclear family.
- Winnie-the-Pooh
8Frogtied's latest · 2026-11-04★★★★This bear’s impact cannot be overstated; a true pillar in the community. Doesn’t get a 5 because he is a little annoying…
- Care Bears
9Frogtied's latest · 2026-11-03★★More a group of bears than any one bear. These bears are bad role models for children.
- Coca-Cola polar bears
10Frogtied's latest · 2026-11-04★★This bear is a freak… a totally different coke bear… and one I’m much less sympathetic towards. I do like that they picked a polar bear but it also makes me sad considering the state of polar bears in the world. It gets two stars because they did donate some money to polar bear conservation which I approve of.
- Guillermo Díaz (actor)
11Frogtied's latest · 2026-11-04He is an actor 🐻
9 comments
Good list. Maybe include Smokey Bear?
Great point
add Wojtek
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Where is Winnie The Pooh...
Thanks for catching this oversight
california mentioned !!!
Guillermo Diaz?
This is a great point, please note that his current place on the list is based on my inability to move the little icons around on my phone - he is a much better bear than that stupid coke bear
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