sammy

Like GPS, but somehow worse in every single way

Objectively one of the best things we have ever developed as a species

I mean, you know, right

If digital purchases aren't ownership, then...

Pretty ineffective

Pretty effective.

The coolest cats there ever done was, even if the weekend in the college didn't work out as planned. Don't lose that number!

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

One pretty cool human

What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.

Sky King, the most truly free of us all. RIP.

I'm lost, you're lost, we're all lost.

Quietly underrated daddy of all programming languages. Do recommend learning just for the fun.

The reason I studied geology. Mmmm. Salts.

Not sure about these ones guys

I've tried and tried but I just can't improve upon this one.

Should we ever trust eccentric billionaires offering us strange gifts?

Pretty powerful stuff

The best feature of computing. It sure would be great if we could press the Ctrl+Enter keyboard shortcut for "Log it" here.

It hurts to remember all the good times

The most fun you can have on your own.

Cataclysmic. A refrigerator is not a suitable protective option.

The absolute pinnacle

In the toilet: 4/5 On my face: 5/5 4.5 average

The freedom did not endure

Closest invention of humanity to heaven

Gotta start somewhere

Eh, it's alright I guess

Pretty good, pretty good. Some might say the best of both worlds.

Overrated, only used by posers these days

My beloved. Best camera ever made, bar none.

Top tier codec

Always beautiful. Best done on film.

This isn't a codec standard at all

POSIWID is excellent. Great named creator too.

Got excited because I thought this was gonna be a cool item for my pencilcase

Love me bumpy sticky

Mom, this music format hurts real bad

Doesn't shoot bullets, name misleading

Good poet, thoughts on revolutions technically incorrect

I also saw this on TV, guess ol' Gil was wrong

Better than outline skating, which is totally different and only takes you back to where you started

Was pretty funny until Kier Starmer did it and then it got uncool fast

Scrobbled too hard, got banned

We knew not what we had

Thoroughly recommend this one

100, bad; -100, very bad; 0, kind of inconvenient. Unless you are in the US, in which case all the answers are completely differently arranged. Or if you do it properly, then 0, very bad; 290, pretty lovely; -100 WTF. Too subjective for my liking.

Ideal for night photography in rural jungles

What's not to like?

Some issues compared to NTSC due to a 1fps mismatch with recording equipment, makes lots of things feel slightly too fast and dizzying.

Easier to read than Linear A

It's good, but it's no Linear A

Linear B is better

It'll never catch on

Shit's funny yo

Misleading quantity, don't trust

Kinda the okayest rock and roll track ever. It's good, but is it Elvis?

Top tier dog.

Contains Johnny B Goode so it's gotta be good(e)

Default mammal

Stole a t shirt with this on

The top tier stew variety

Rated #1 leter by typsett Etaoin Shrdlu Etaoin Shrdlu Etaoin Shrdlu Etaoin Shrdlu Rated #1 letter by typesetters everywhere.

Pretty good. I particularly recommend the perpetual subvariant.

The best

The reason I'm here rating things instead of doing the washing up

Questionable, unlike George is Dead (certain) or John is Dead (very certain).

Surprisingly not what you expect, actually super useful bit of math.

Just a conspiracy to sell surplus oranges, guys

MAXWELLLLLLLLLLL, FUCK YEAH.

Literally kinda mid

The benchmark of illness

Why limit your options?

Like normal firefighters, only better in every way. Up the hotshots!

Like cops but actually good. Nobody ever says AFAB to mean firefighters,

Universally liked. 2 is a bit of a weird member of the group though.

Sometimes deliver your mail to your house, sometimes deliver your mail to a random hedge or ditch.

Surprisingly unfriendly, would not recommend experiencing a second time.

Let's face it, the reason we all got a computer in the first place

Subject matter too limited

Pretty good, some people say it's the meaning of life. Could be less wet and messy IMO.

Yeah this is the good stuff.

Namesake of the absolute worst theme in Alton Towers, that they just closed today for seemingly no reason at all, completely unconnected to his publisher dropping him about a week ago and definitely not connected to any court cases or anything. Just about says it all. Something wrong with this guy. Did he even write his mediocre kids books himself?

You can't really opt out of this one, unfortunately. Five stars for necessity, but one star for its enjoyment value. In one word, underwhelming. In fact, if you consume more than you need, that makes things worse, somehow.

Sells subpar copper, cannot recommend unless you are extremely desperate. Also pretty rude to your staff if you are not directly responsible for your organization's copper purchasing, or so I hear.

Pretty peak ngl

The objectively correct mode, on every website, unless Solarized Dark is available, in which case thankyou Ethan you are THE BEST at color science. Good news, dark mode is available here in your profile settings.

The best of all seasons. Spooky season, leaf fall down season (which is why some people seem to incorrectly think it's called Fall or something), warm jumpers and cosy hot drinks season, everywhere looks pretty season, happy happy happy.

If I could rate 7/5 I would. The bestest friends, the goodest pets. Absolutely no notes, perfection.

Totally underrated member of the rodent order in my opinion. Alberta should have more of them.