Frogtied

He is an actor 🐻

This bear’s impact cannot be overstated; a true pillar in the community. Doesn’t get a 5 because he is a little annoying…

These bears are obviously iconic and possibly one of the first introduction to bears for many children around the world. They are also lowkey kind of patriarchal though as well, they are really selling that nuclear family.

A pretty good pastry, it actually does not resemble a bear’s claw.

Pretty good TV show bear, and the video game was even better. This bear showed the world that bears can be friends with geese… really powerful stuff

This bear is a freak… a totally different coke bear… and one I’m much less sympathetic towards. I do like that they picked a polar bear but it also makes me sad considering the state of polar bears in the world. It gets two stars because they did donate some money to polar bear conservation which I approve of.

The Wikipedia page says that this bear is currently in a Kentucky shopping mall and can legally officiate weddings… some bears are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them. This bear had about 40lbs of cocaine thrust upon it in the 1980s and continues to be a public servant to this day. We should all be so lucky.

More a group of bears than any one bear. These bears are bad role models for children.

This Bear makes me sad… they had him smoking cigarettes and drinking sweetened condensed milk… he was also a veteran so I can’t rank him too highly…

He’s got an iconic look - and an iconic appetite. I wish they included a better picture here. My critique is that he’s pretty small for a bear…

I like that they call it “the bear flag” because it is. Also pretty cool that the California grizzly is memorialized on it even if they don’t exist anymore… he has a scary look in his eyes though.

He’s a pretty snazzy Bear… have you seen a sexier propaganda machine… there is a hot air balloon version of him too… pretty cool.